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haha alright its a long story and got mates comin over soon so ill pst it later tonight if i got time or 2mo

fris workout

chest/bis ... lol shit workout wasnt in mood

flat bench

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100x2 pb couldv easily got 3 here but had a pain in my leg :?

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100x2, no chance at a 3rd this time

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bb curls

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30x7 high 7 low

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40x5 high 5 low

reverse curls

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still ina rush

sat

back and tris

dumb idea to do tris after chest day :? just how it worked out though

t-bar rows

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bw+20x10 , decided not to do anymore triceps hurting

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hmm if i had to pick a fruit id say it would be a watermelon that was left in the sun for a few days and spat on by homeless people walking past

ok so just got home

from town'

really drunk

but ill do my best

THE BAD DATE

here is the story....................

ok so after much hesitation?? i decide i have nothing else on so i go to this chick place

background: i met this chick off NZD :pfft: :pfft:

ok i was sposed to be there by 7??? maybe lol i don care haha

anyway about 8pm i turn up

she opens the door.... first thing that runs through my head is uh oh she nasty , not fat, just skinny and looks like shes riddled with STD's :pfft:

so anyway....

we go to her room, straight away shes offers me a blanket, umm im not cold, yea neither but blankets are good to snuggle.... ok :roll:

ok by this time i realise shes nasty,

me: hey you wanna go for a smoke..... umm ok,

so we go outside

i take a few hits, this chick bumpuffs like fuckin anything

then she starts saying how her vagina dosnt work and how she used to fake it every time she fucked her ex :? n i just met this chck 10mins ago, and why would i wan to hear that >? :?

she then says how she never gets drunk or stoned and no matter what she drinks or smoke nothing affects her,

so after her 2 hits we go back inside, i should now say the whole point of going outside for a smoke of bud was in the hope that i would find her more attractive when stoned,

so we get back inside, shit!!! it backfired, now i just noticed her gross ness even more. WOW you have huge hands, you know what that means ay !!

anyway so after the smoke she went a lil bit weird for a while.... are you alright ?? yea, like ill have a pufff of weed and i will get fucked as or ill have like 2 cruisers and i get real drunk .... ??? ( and what did she just say b4>????)

so she now starts to lay it on me.... real bad

gets on top of me and starts grinding herslf against me... nasty i know but i just wanted a root so thought f*ck it lol ill just go with the flow.

she then says, i have a pierced nipple, oh thats nice i say, yea do you wanna see it (not really) so she lays on her back and starts to lift her top up till her tits are exposed.... geez even her tits were weird :think:

but im a guy so i rub them a bit haha....

so then she asks me why i havnt hooked up with her yet... (because shes mutt fugly)

and as she leans in for a kiss i see these things on her lips that either look like herpes >???? or some kind of small blisters so i turn my head away :nod:

l0l

i then reach for my phone to check the time, which she proceeds to grab off my for wtf reason and refuses to give it back .

after 10 mins she finally gives my fone back

uhh iv gtg ay i have work at 6am (LIE)

i then grabbed my bag and ran to the door, you gonna give me a kiss goodbye ? :lol: i said nothing and just turned and ran~!!!!!!

lol hmmm, well im sure someone will find this story funny !!!!

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That story made my day. Did she have a pic on the dating site? If so let's see it.

lol naaaaa man she dont have a pic on her profile but yea i have a pic of her but fack no you cant see it lol.

so mate from aussie is over at the moment, here for 3 weeks, went out last night had some caps and a lot of drinks had a very good night, didnt get home till 5-6am though so i can see training is gonna be shocking for next 3 weeks gonna have to stuff my face with food today me thinks.

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LMAO!!!

thats wat im talking bout!! posts like that are all good! fucken crack up.

its common knowledge though, that if they dnt have a pic on NZDating then they are gonna be mud. :roll:

u coulda turned lights off then just got a paper bag or done the 'violin' trick.

violin - when she is mud (like in this case) and u put her face into yr shoulder/neck (like yr playing the violin) area so u cant see her face when u banging her. (also pays to shut yr eyes.... just in case)

but best thing is just to not go there in the first place then u dnt need to use that technique/move, wat have u.

wel done :clap:

:pfft:

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lol,funny shit_Luigi,your are a total amature.take it from a nzd vet

1.NEVER EVER date with out a pic .get a few pic's first

2.Never go to their place,always go public much easier to get away if you need too.

3.always check there stats,no indication of wieght means fat bitch lol.

4. try talking to them on msn for a bit to assess if there crazy or not.

5. always have an escape plan.

6. always have a few good pic's the shallow good lookin bitches love eye candy lol,other wise you'll have to take the left overs hahaha.

follow these simple nzd rules and you too can be a nzd hoe lol :pfft:

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lol,funny shit_Luigi,your are a total amature.take it from a nzd vet

1.NEVER EVER date with out a pic .get a few pic's first

2.Never go to their place,always go public much easier to get away if you need too.

3.always check there stats,no indication of wieght means fat bitch lol.

4. try talking to them on msn for a bit to assess if there crazy or not.

5. always have an escape plan.

6. always have a few good pic's the shallow good lookin bitches love eye candy lol,other wise you'll have to take the left overs hahaha.

follow these simple nzd rules and you too can be a nzd hoe lol :pfft:

:) This is great information!

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violin - when she is mud (like in this case) and u put her face into yr shoulder/neck (like yr playing the violin) area so u cant see her face when u banging her. (also pays to shut yr eyes.... just in case)

:pfft:

Hahahahaha thats awesome hahha

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lol violin, yea iv used that b4 :lol::lol:

lol,funny shit_Luigi,your are a total amature.take it from a nzd vet

and she sent me a pic, she looked ave, but not crazy or fat or anything and i wanted a root lol

but yea turns out she wasnt fat, just crazy

and as for the public place, na i didnt wanna be seen out with her :lol:

but yes i am learning master, thanks for the advice.

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nar f*ck the public place!!!

thats the rite move imo going to her place, u can just leave when eva u want.

besides if yr leaving in a rush its obvious u aint into her so who gives a f*ck if u are rude by just gapping it, its not like ud care wat she thought of u leaving rudley

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One of my mates met this chick on nzd once, arranged to meet at her place, so he rocks up and has a couple of drinks and not long after they are getting it on .

He reckons he had been nailing her for about 5 mins and was putting in a solid performance when she whispers in his ear to go hard cause her husband was hiding in the wardrobe watching .

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One of my mates met this chick on nzd once, arranged to meet at her place, so he rocks up and has a couple of drinks and not long after they are getting it on .

He reckons he had been nailing her for about 5 mins and was putting in a solid performance when she whispers in his ear to go hard cause her husband was hiding in the wardrobe watching .

:shock: You're joking! That really happened? Hmmm, I'm getting an idea of what NZD is all about now.

So Luigi, why don't you just pick up a nice (sane) lady the regular way so you don't have to bother with this sort of crazy stuff?

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