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NZA are they natty brahs


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Ive been observing NZ Aesthetics videos on FB for the past couple of weeks and their technique is horrible, obviously they dont know jack shit about training. Here is one to prove my point:

Yet a few of them have decent physiques, a lot better than te average gym goer. So either they are juiced up and whatever they do theyre gonna grow OR technique doesnt really matter as long as youre stimulating the muscles and not injuring yourself. What do you guys think, are they natty?

They achieve their physiques by injecting synthetic versions of fruit first developed by maui in the early 1500s. It is how he got the strength to slow down the sun and fish up the south island he tangata he tangata he tangata let my people go

finally synthetic watermelon trolling meme

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Ive been observing NZ Aesthetics videos on FB for the past couple of weeks and their technique is horrible, obviously they dont know jack shit about training. Here is one to prove my point:

Yet a few of them have decent physiques, a lot better than te average gym goer. So either they are juiced up and whatever they do theyre gonna grow OR technique doesnt really matter as long as youre stimulating the muscles and not injuring yourself. What do you guys think, are they natty?

They achieve their physiques by injecting synthetic versions of fruit first developed by maui in the early 1500s. It is how he got the strength to slow down the sun and fish up the south island.

finally-synthetic-watermelon-trolling-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-979.jpg

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"The better you get, the less you run around showing off as a muscle guy. You know, you wear regular shirts-not always trying to show off what you have. You talk less about it. It's like you have a little BMW - you want to race the hell out of this car, because you know it's just going 110. But if you see guys driving a ferrari or a lamborghini, they slide around at 60 on the freeway because they know if they press on that accelerator they are going to go 170. These things are the same in every field.” Arnold.

This sums it up pretty well I think.

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"aesthetics" has ruined the idea of training for me. now every skinny fucking homo thinks they are part of it and now its a bad thing to want to look like a bodybuilder. its all about being a generic looking homo with tattoos and a buy out of the box attitude. its worse than the jersey shore thing.

So you'll be quitting then?? :pfft: :grin:

Bro, its something different to BBing. The young BBers in my gym are so anti NZA I have to laugh, I just tell them its like comparing a pump class to BBing. I tell them to focus on their own sport & goals and not worry about others buzz. From a marketing POV NZA is a dream - NZhredder is making a killing from his singlets & I'm sure the NZA guys do with their stuff.

I wanna look like a high level amatuer BBer (would love to look like a top Pro but I'm realistic!) so what do I care if others choose to look like teenagers with abs? Really no link other than they share the gym as do many other groups.

:pfft: :clap:

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I enjoy taking the piss, but not specific to NZA, everyones fair game & what they do has some real positives.....it's the show pony bit that gets me! :nod:

Fat Powerlifters, Shit for Form Strongmen, Weak as Piss Bodybuilder, Mentally challenged Crossfitters, Zumba-phants, NZ Twigthetics..... its all in good fun.

lmao good man.

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Yeah from a serious stand point, some of them actually have decent physiques and it could take them quite far (if they actually know how they obtained that physique) But from the majority, all they do is arm poses and have seriously under developed legs and lats.

Some are more than above average. Others, just above average. Some of them, not even average. You can appreciate (sort of) that they're willing to change and improve their physique, however, being a complete fucking douche-bag is not the way to go, and that's where the problem is.

Exactly

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Yeah from a serious stand point, some of them actually have decent physiques and it could take them quite far (if they actually know how they obtained that physique) But from the majority, all they do is arm poses and have seriously under developed legs and lats.

Some are more than above average. Others, just above average. Some of them, not even average. You can appreciate (sort of) that they're willing to change and improve their physique, however, being a complete fucking douche-bag is not the way to go, and that's where the problem is.

Exactly

This is what i don't understand. We're not all complete fucking douchebags..... theres always the 1%. there are guys on NZBB that are absolute elitist fuckbags, do i tarr the entire NZBB community as a bunch of fuckwits? no..

Just about everyone thought i was a douchebag when i first posted here, and most still do lulz but the few that have gotten to know me realize i'm just another dude who loves training and im not the aesthetics anti-christ...

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Yeah from a serious stand point, some of them actually have decent physiques and it could take them quite far (if they actually know how they obtained that physique) But from the majority, all they do is arm poses and have seriously under developed legs and lats.

Some are more than above average. Others, just above average. Some of them, not even average. You can appreciate (sort of) that they're willing to change and improve their physique, however, being a complete fucking douche-bag is not the way to go, and that's where the problem is.

Exactly

This is what i don't understand. We're not all complete fucking douchebags..... theres always the 1%. there are guys on NZBB that are absolute elitist fuckbags, do i tarr the entire NZBB community as a bunch of fuckwits? no..

Just about everyone thought i was a douchebag when i first posted here, and most still do lulz but the few that have gotten to know me realize i'm just another dude who loves training and im not the aesthetics anti-christ...

That's what I'm saying. It's not ALL of them. It's just some, but there are still a LOT that do it that gives a bad rep for everyone. For example, Alex Constentini (from US), as big as he is, he is a fucking DICK!

Sure, some people on here are douche-bags, everywhere you go, there are douche-bags. But when it comes to NZA (what most people notice) it's the whole, "Hey look at how impressive I am" attitude, when really, the majority of them aren't really (and yes, that does happen in bodybuilding too).

I think if it wasn't for that, a lot of people wouldn't really mind (of course some people would still tell them to put on a few pounds)

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Yeah from a serious stand point, some of them actually have decent physiques and it could take them quite far (if they actually know how they obtained that physique) But from the majority, all they do is arm poses and have seriously under developed legs and lats.

Some are more than above average. Others, just above average. Some of them, not even average. You can appreciate (sort of) that they're willing to change and improve their physique, however, being a complete fucking douche-bag is not the way to go, and that's where the problem is.

Exactly

This is what i don't understand. We're not all complete fucking douchebags..... theres always the 1%. there are guys on NZBB that are absolute elitist fuckbags, do i tarr the entire NZBB community as a bunch of fuckwits? no..

Just about everyone thought i was a douchebag when i first posted here, and most still do lulz but the few that have gotten to know me realize i'm just another dude who loves training and im not the aesthetics anti-christ...

I don't get it... you're a bodybuilder.... I'm a bodybuilder.. what's the difference... well cept I am elitist and you're a douche.

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someones gonna make some huge coin off selling gear on that forum lol

inb4 mass scam lol

Lol fake apollo everywhere. But they'll "see the gains".

i cant reply to pm's

you been "awared" im selling fake apollo?

who awared you of this bullshit? lol name them bro im sure i could aware everyone here a few things about them.

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I was feeeling quite demotivational and flat these last few days and I wondered why. Then it hit me. I hadnt seen any recent NZ Aesthetics inspirational posts. So I looked up their page and to my immense horror and despair I find that Ive been blocked from their portal of hope and aesthetics. I unconsciously stopped breathing for a few seconds as this disastrous and terrifying news slowly penetrated my conscious state of mind. After the initial shock I resumed my respiration although my feelings of desolution, self-pity and hatred was of such titanic proportions that I truly wished that my heart had stopped functioning at that very moment.

Once my head started to clear out of this mad purple haze and I could finally see two inches ahead of me, I started to ponder upon the sins that I had committed, what atrocities had I perpetrated to be locked out of the gates of Mount Olympus, never again to be able to lay my eyes upon the Apollon human sculptures of Zyzz, Freezma, Timo, Azeus, and NZhredder. I tried to look for my mistakes, I searched my soul for answers where I found nothing but blame and loathing...

...for Shutupandsquat and Dinawhore who lured me into their trap of doom and dragged me into the pit of Hades in which I must now reside for the rest of my pitiful and painful existence. They are nothing but Satans minions and they have ruined my bulk

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I was feeeling quite demotivational and flat these last few days and I wondered why. Then it hit me. I hadnt seen any recent NZ Aesthetics inspirational posts. So I looked up their page and to my immense horror and despair I find that Ive been blocked from their portal of hope and aesthetics. I unconsciously stopped breathing for a few seconds as this disastrous and terrifying news slowly penetrated my conscious state of mind. After the initial shock I resumed my respiration although my feelings of desolution, self-pity and hatred was of such titanic proportions that I truly wished that my heart had stopped functioning at that very moment.

Once my head started to clear out of this mad purple haze and I could finally see two inches ahead of me, I started to ponder upon the sins that I had committed, what atrocities had I perpetrated to be locked out of the gates of Mount Olympus, never again to be able to lay my eyes upon the Apollon human sculptures of Zyzz, Freezma, Timo, Azeus, and NZhredder. I tried to look for my mistakes, I searched my soul for answers where I found nothing but blame and loathing...

...for Shutupandsquat and Dinawhore who lured me into their trap of doom and dragged me into the pit of Hades in which I must now reside for the rest of my pitiful and painful existence. They are nothing but Satans minions and they have ruined my bulk

This made my day lol

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