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Overheard in the gym.

Terrymundo

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tomsammce Veteran member

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Lol overheard today in the gym some fat chick blaming her personal trainer and told her personal trainer its impossible for her to lose weight because shes big boned.. -____-

Lol I did this woman's programme the other week, she told the owner she wanted to switch trainers because I gave her a mans programme lol. Ex cop turned psychic .. Lol unaware slut.

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Girlfriends mum bought these fucken chicken flavoured wheat chips from some Korean shop (wtf is a welsh person doing in a Korean shop I have no clue) Opens them and eats some says "they just dissolve in your mouth and turn to nothing. That means u won't put on weight if it just dissolves in your mouth and doesn't go down to ur stomach"

That wasn't a question, she was telling me.

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Girlfriends mum bought these fucken chicken flavoured wheat chips from some Korean shop (wtf is a welsh person doing in a Korean shop I have no clue) Opens them and eats some says "they just dissolve in your mouth and turn to nothing. That means u won't put on weight if it just dissolves in your mouth and doesn't go down to ur stomach"

That wasn't a question, she was telling me.

Hell yeah man, just like candy floss...that shit's fucken healthy as dude :lol:

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2 young kids who weigh at a guess 60- 70kg were telling one of the older guys they had just started there cycle a few weeks ago, he asked then where they had been pinning, they replied "calves" older guy flips out "you may as well just fucking inject it in your eye ball . don't you guys have any clue? , your calve muscles are made of a different type of muscle than the rest of your body so when you inject there it goes directly into your blood stream, your lucky your not dead !" yes 100 percent serious

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saw a dude i know in the gym the other day and he started talking to me about nutrition since he wanted to gain muscle mass...

him: "is it okay if i eat a pizza a day?"

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- i didn't even bother starting with micros / protein content because

- i mentioned health and he said "who cares about health" - this guy is a health science student

- i mentioned diabetes and he told me his mum was a type two diabetic so he knows the consequences

WTF does diabetes have to do with eating a pizza a day?

Pizza is relatively low GI, averaging 36 on the glycemic index. So there shouldn't be any insulin spike as a result of eating a pizza. And plus, what the hell is wrong with eating a pizza a day? As long as he limits his sodium intake, it may be a good way to boost his calorie consumption and most pizzas do have an OK amount of protein.

As for health? "I don't do this to be healthy, I do this to get BIG muscles" - Markus Ruhl

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Terrymundo Senior member

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"protien is bad for you because its made from chemicals"

"my mate got addicted to steroids"

"creatine makes me paranoid"

The one that drives me crazy:

"my mate is way bigger than you and he dosn't even go to the gym" :banging: cool fuckin story bro, is your mate a fat kunt?

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The one that drives me crazy:

"my mate is way bigger than you and he dosn't even go to the gym" :banging: cool fuckin story bro, is your mate a fat kunt?

Hell way bigger than you TM :shock: arn't you like 120 bro.......lol @ is your mate a fat kunt :pfft:

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The one that drives me crazy:

"my mate is way bigger than you and he dosn't even go to the gym" :banging: cool fuckin story bro, is your mate a fat kunt?

Hell way bigger than you TM :shock: arn't you like 120 bro.......lol @ is your mate a fat kunt :pfft:

117 at the moment. i'd imagine this guy would be a musclar 130kg+ with no gym training. oh......my......god

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