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Overheard in the gym.

Terrymundo

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todays gem:

"I reckon top cyclists have better legs than pro bodybuilders"

"yeah and they're probably stronger pound for pound"

Some cyclists legs are pretty awesome, Track cyclists more than road usually.. Check this guy out.. his are ripped to shreads

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todays gem:

"I reckon top cyclists have better legs than pro bodybuilders"

"yeah and they're probably stronger pound for pound"

Some cyclists legs are pretty awesome, Track cyclists more than road usually.. Check this guy out.. his are ripped to shreads

I stand corrected. that guy is pretty cut.

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One of my favourites was regarding those "Power Bands" that athletes and people have worn on their wrists.....

A personal trainer, with his client balancing across a fitball - [ because, PT's seem to think this is highly functional ], said:-

" Yeah, you should get a power band. They really help adjust the magnetic fields in your body to help you balance better. They also increase your strength and flexibility ".

Needless to say, I wanted to kick him in the face. Luckily for this PT, I am not a violent person.

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f*ck this Indian guy at work pisses me off. He's a good guy but he's a fucking idiot!

He wants to get 'the cuts', he says so he's been googling and read that if you don't want to build muscle, you should do high reps and low weight. So I asked him what weight he was thinking, he said he was gonna buy 3kg dumbbells! This guy is 65kgs at 5'8" with a little beer paunch.

So that was a while ago and I asked him how it was going, he replies that the 3kg DBs are too light, he doesn't feel anything after 20 reps. I asked him what exercises he was doing and he says flyes only. WTF! He does one set of flyes with 3kg dumbbells and expects to get ripped! He doesn't even go hard at work, then complains to me about how physical and hard this job is which is why he's too tired to work out.

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i don't want to get too big i just want the lean aesthetic look

"im used to workout real hard but im not doing it anymore because i dont want to get too big, i just want a 6pack"

:evil: hear it with 1000x variations all the time... like getting big happens overnight with no effort at all, ********************** //ectorage

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"I'm gonna turn my fat to muscle"

"Don't train legs, only calves. Wanna keep my legs this size so ill still be aesthetic"

"That's pt gave me a men's program, I'm a woman I should have a woman one"

I put up with these sacks of shit everyday at my work.

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not so much overheard but a guy loads up 200kgs on the smiths machine every friday and proceeds to close his eyes and bounce up and down in a 1 inch squat wtf training his bosy to handle more weight...sure

and the 50kg indians TRIPLE spotting skullcrushers pure comedy wish i had a camera at the time

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PT: " the reason why there are so many fat people in this country is because they eat too much protein"

Friend:" creatine is not very good for your kidneys,I knew one guy who was on creatine who collapsed in the gym and held his kidneys,looked like he was in a lot of pain,That's why I never touch creatine"

Random 50 kg asian twig telling his friends: "Man I fucking love my abs"

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Random 50 kg asian twig telling his friends: "Man I fucking love my abs"

This fat Indian was mirin me while i was showing off my abs and confessing my love for my ripped midsection

I am going to rub lotion all over u next time and make you u do curls with my pink 3 kg dumbells lol.

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saw a dude i know in the gym the other day and he started talking to me about nutrition since he wanted to gain muscle mass...

him: "is it okay if i eat a pizza a day?"

to give you some context

- i didn't even bother starting with micros / protein content because

- i mentioned health and he said "who cares about health" - this guy is a health science student

- i mentioned diabetes and he told me his mum was a type two diabetic so he knows the consequences

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