MMA and bodybuilding

[tomsammce]

when it comes to self defence just do what ever it takes kick them in the balls, ,throw them through the window, headbutts and uppercuts, bodyslams, bottles lol no training just staight ruthless when it is required and save your energy for your pwrbuilding :pfft:

lol then get bum raped in prison.. :pfft:

[Daz69]

you working tauranga Daz we need to catch up mate there is a couple door jobs around for you if your looking...

Hey TT....... We've just been put on short time over the winter....

Me & a mate could do with some doorwork.... :grin:

I havent been put on winter hours but quiet bars are no fun to work at Ill hit my mate up about where he works hes always hounding me to work there.....

Thanks TT...... :grin:

[Daz69]

when it comes to self defence just do what ever it takes kick them in the balls, ,throw them through the window, headbutts and uppercuts, bodyslams, bottles lol no training just staight ruthless when it is required and save your energy for your pwrbuilding :pfft:

lol then get bum raped in prison.. :pfft:

Tom, it could only be you..... Another classic... :grin: :grin: :grin:

[tomsammce]

lol... i agree with bodyslams... casey pure bulk power.. bodyslam....LMAO FAT IS STRONG

[TonganTerror]

when it comes to self defence just do what ever it takes kick them in the balls, ,throw them through the window, headbutts and uppercuts, bodyslams, bottles lol no training just staight ruthless when it is required and save your energy for your pwrbuilding :pfft:

with your crazy strength bro I think ruthlessness would do just fine :nod:

[train hard]

when it comes to self defence just do what ever it takes kick them in the balls, ,throw them through the window, headbutts and uppercuts, bodyslams, bottles lol no training just staight ruthless when it is required and save your energy for your pwrbuilding :pfft:

lol then get bum raped in prison.. :pfft:

Tom, it could only be you..... Another classic... :grin: :grin: :grin:

lol nah MMA is allgood but what you gona do when someone is coming at you with a crow bar and running is not an option or it is 3 against you i wont be fuking around with karate thats what i meant about do what ever it takes lets be honest the motherfuks that start all the shit always do it in packs or use weapons or they are pissed and easy to smack over anyway

lol at the bum raped

[tomsammce]

lol then get bum raped in prison.. :pfft:

Tom, it could only be you..... Another classic... :grin: :grin: :grin:

lol nah MMA is allgood but what you gona do when someone is coming at you with a crow bar and running is not an option or it is 3 against you i wont be fuking around with karate thats what i meant about do what ever it takes lets be honest the motherfuks that start all the shit always do it in packs or use weapons or they are pissed and easy to smack over anyway

lol at the bum raped

theres a good c*nt on this forum who i became friends with a few years ago and i went to shooting range in auckland city with him... he bought along a few pistols one was this big silver c*nt called a desert eagle.... THATS WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS DOWN THEIR PANTS! lol aim for their toes and ull blow their head off lol

[TonganTerror]

lol tom classic "I was only trying to wound him your honour"

[tomsammce]

lol tom classic "I was only trying to wound him your honour"

6 rounds for the attackers, 1 for yourself at the end lol

[crazyfacials]

Sambo and Krav Maga could also be of good (krav maga vs weapon wielders for example)

we have this massive russian dude at judo blackbelt at sambo and judo, guy comes up with insane submissions, never fun to spar with when standing or on the gorund

[thatwaslight]

Some great advice here thanks lads, but I'm still confused as to what to do! Lol strength and size are my main priorities so anything can compromises that is a no no.

It looks like cqb is the go, little cardio and the skills to break bones ect

Why is the bigger you get the more fuckwits want to fight you lol

[Rookie]

Some great advice here thanks lads, but I'm still confused as to what to do! Lol strength and size are my main priorities so anything can compromises that is a no no.

It looks like cqb is the go, little cardio and the skills to break bones ect

Why is the bigger you get the more fuckwits want to fight you lol

Yeah boy! Do CQB! Haha no cardio, but its fucking intense I can tell you that- be ready for scraped skin and bruised shins! Go see Tim Wright bro, CHCH Depot Todd Group Phase 3 instructor

[bigskinny]

Some great advice here thanks lads, but I'm still confused as to what to do! Lol strength and size are my main priorities so anything can compromises that is a no no.

It looks like cqb is the go, little cardio and the skills to break bones ect

Why is the bigger you get the more fuckwits want to fight you lol

Just stay at home bro, it's not worth it.

[Specter]

Some great advice here thanks lads, but I'm still confused as to what to do! Lol strength and size are my main priorities so anything can compromises that is a no no.

It looks like cqb is the go, little cardio and the skills to break bones ect

Why is the bigger you get the more fuckwits want to fight you lol

bro. if your on cycle..go crazy..I wouldnt worry to much about energy and strength levels...

Working the door in London/Bristol/Newcastle/Glasgow...British laws state that if you attacked with a weapon in a bar whilst on duty you can arm yourself as well...but as soon as the attacker drops the weapon then you have to do the same...

[HarryB]

Some great advice here thanks lads, but I'm still confused as to what to do! Lol strength and size are my main priorities so anything can compromises that is a no no.

It looks like cqb is the go, little cardio and the skills to break bones ect

Why is the bigger you get the more fuckwits want to fight you lol

bro. if your on cycle..go crazy..I wouldnt worry to much about energy and strength levels...

Working the door in London/Bristol/Newcastle/Glasgow...British laws state that if you attacked with a weapon in a bar whilst on duty you can arm yourself as well...but as soon as the attacker drops the weapon then you have to do the same...

Can you drop your weapon on his head?

Australian law seems to be that you are supposed to lie on the ground and get kicked until the assailant gets tired. I used to run away from them a little bit so they got tired quicker and the kicks didn't hurt as much!

[Grover]

Ideally I just want to do something on my off day (wed) Just enough to learn the basics so if I had to I can defend myself and hurt someone.

Specter, pwrbuilding it's the new bodybuilding lol

Buy a gun then u have all the defense u need and no worries re lack of training!

[Specter]

Some great advice here thanks lads, but I'm still confused as to what to do! Lol strength and size are my main priorities so anything can compromises that is a no no.

It looks like cqb is the go, little cardio and the skills to break bones ect

Why is the bigger you get the more fuckwits want to fight you lol

bro. if your on cycle..go crazy..I wouldnt worry to much about energy and strength levels...

Working the door in London/Bristol/Newcastle/Glasgow...British laws state that if you attacked with a weapon in a bar whilst on duty you can arm yourself as well...but as soon as the attacker drops the weapon then you have to do the same...

Can you drop your weapon on his head?

Australian law seems to be that you are supposed to lie on the ground and get kicked until the assailant gets tired. I used to run away from them a little bit so they got tired quicker and the kicks didn't hurt as much!

Fuk that for a law, what a joke! Probably had 4 incidents during my years working on the door...1 of them went to court...the 3 others the cops turned a blind eye to it and let us deal with it because they had bigger shit to deal with....I carried a heavy duty mag light with me most of the time...works great as a club..lol

[Chemo]

Why is the bigger you get the more fuckwits want to fight you lol

lol 96+ kgs and people still picking on you cuz?!

Its all about image bro:

[Daz69]

Some great advice here thanks lads, but I'm still confused as to what to do! Lol strength and size are my main priorities so anything can compromises that is a no no.

It looks like cqb is the go, little cardio and the skills to break bones ect

Why is the bigger you get the more fuckwits want to fight you lol

Its because you are an Inbetweenie............... :grin:

[HarryB]

Some great advice here thanks lads, but I'm still confused as to what to do! Lol strength and size are my main priorities so anything can compromises that is a no no.

It looks like cqb is the go, little cardio and the skills to break bones ect

Why is the bigger you get the more fuckwits want to fight you lol

Its because you are an Inbetweenie............... :grin:

Probably a bit of truth in that. A lot of it has to do with your confidence as well. I mean if you get agitated and seem nervous when someone puts it on you then they'll keep on. I always find staying calm and being confident helps a lot. Mind you no one really picks on me here, when I am in NZ its a bit different. Lots of chips on everyones shoulders there lol

[thatwaslight]

Lol Harry so true, why do you think that is?

[HarryB]

Lol Harry so true, why do you think that is?

Cos everyone hates it when anyone else gets any kind of attention. You've lived in sydney haven't you? No one gives a rats arse about anyone else lol I guess people feel threatened or something. I mean most common line I got when I was bouncing in NZ was "you think cos you're big you can fight?"..... Umm no dumbass but clearly you're thinking the size is an issue so I've already got the edge on you lol

[jimjim83]

Lol Harry so true, why do you think that is?

Cos everyone hates it when anyone else gets any kind of attention. You've lived in sydney haven't you? No one gives a rats arse about anyone else lol I guess people feel threatened or something. I mean most common line I got when I was bouncing in NZ was "you think cos you're big you can fight?"..... Umm no dumbass but clearly you're thinking the size is an issue so I've already got the edge on you lol

An its never the big dudes that cause the problems its the 75 kg ramy types who think since they have a 6 pack they can fight. Nothing better than dragging them away by their hair kicking and screaming.

[thatwaslight]

Lol Harry so true, why do you think that is?

Cos everyone hates it when anyone else gets any kind of attention. You've lived in sydney haven't you? No one gives a rats arse about anyone else lol I guess people feel threatened or something. I mean most common line I got when I was bouncing in NZ was "you think cos you're big you can fight?"..... Umm no dumbass but clearly you're thinking the size is an issue so I've already got the edge on you lol

Yeah bro that was what I liked the most about living there, you can walk down the street without getting googled 24/7.

[severe]

The best form of defense is a good offense.....

This.

If you want to focus on smashing the other guy into a hospital ward, why not look up the Todd Group? Close Quarter Combat.

A lot of 'fight' training places teach what I call 'turn based' fighting. where you attack, then avoid and defend, while he attacks. f*ck that, you need to learn to be a train, and go through them, not stopping until they cant go on, or you are unable to continue.

Fighting aint chess. Its all about attacking continuously.

Gross motor skills, and doesnt f*ck with the gym sessions. I have done years of it, and love it.

But, as HarryB said, confidence is a big factor in avoiding confrontations. Being calm, with a sense of purpose. Body size is f*ck all, if you look out of your depth.

Fake it till you make it, if you don't have it.

but, retards are everywhere, and when drunk, they will target anyone.

All training has its strengths and weaknesses. The only thing I dislike about BJJ, is that if you take them to the ground, and they have a mate, you can expect a head kicking.