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ooooooo Are we having a party?? :pray:

Only if you promise to let me film you bouncing on teh obese whale this time. I've constructed a special apparatus for you to um, hold on to :pfft:

Oh it's going to be one of those parties!

My favourite I'll just get me special outfit on! :grin:

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Oh it's going to be one of those parties!

Is there another kind? :shifty: When I was 17, I got a job cleaning (yes, only CLEANING), my dad's friends 'sauna and massage' parlour. It was one of the classier ones in town. Interestingly, the B&D room was only used about once a month. The chicks must have brought along their own gear cos it was empty save for a leather bench and some sundry shit hanging from the roof etc. But the floor was always covered in talcum powder. Even after being used it was still the cleanest room in the place. Fetish people are quality, see :pfft:

I shaved my head and the owner thought I had cancer so he kept giving me cash bonuses, telling me to go out and buy myself something nice 8)

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I shaved my head and the owner thought I had cancer so he kept giving me cash bonuses, telling me to go out and buy myself something nice 8)

I used to shave my head, I once had a girl come up to me in a night-club bathroom and tell me how brave I was going out like that and how she has a friend with alopecia as well and did I want her phone number for support. She was shocked to learn I had shaved my head on purpose.

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She was shocked to learn I had shaved my head on purpose.

LMAO! Um, I never told him I didn't have cancer, does that make me a bad person? :shifty: To be honest, I didn't tweak at first anyway, I just thought he was being a sleaze, trying to get me on side or something so I figured taking the money was fair.

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She was shocked to learn I had shaved my head on purpose.

LMAO! Um, I never told him I didn't have cancer, does that make me a bad person? :shifty: To be honest, I didn't tweak at first anyway, I just thought he was being a sleaze, trying to get me on side or something so I figured taking the money was fair.

Didya buy yourself summin nice with the money miss Rose?

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Have you managed to put up your chin-up bar Miss Vee?

Look, we've managed to inflate your ironing to 3 pages, heh. Sorry about that :shifty:

NO :( It won't fit in the olde house I'm in, the doorways are too thick :( I'm gonna have to get a new chinup bar that will fit :roll:

But as of mid- next week I will have a TP and they can spot me at Le gym 8)

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Early morning in shineyland is good, there's nobody there, the squat rack hogs don't go in till lunchtime and there are the hard-core girls with GIANT muscles :shock: wow! :notworthy:

Legsicles today

Squat: 30kgx8,30kgx8, 32.5kgx8, 32.5kgx8

SLDL: 60kg x8, (F*%£ me that was heavy!!) 50kg x8, 50kg x8

Leg press: 90kg x8, 100kg x8, 100kg x8

Leg Extension: 45kgx8, 45kgx8, 45kg x8

Leg Curl: 70kg x8, 80kg x8, 90kg x8 (PB! :grin: )

Toe press: 50kg x12, 60kg x12, 70kg x12

Creatine is freaking de-hydrating me I'm drinking prolly double the amount of water I normally do, it's like being permanently hung-over! Where is all this water going to is what I'd like to know!!! :shifty:

I have a 'fitness test' on Wednesday at new not shiney gym, I have put my LM membership on trade me it has 10 months left so I'm hoping it will go :pray: New gym is LESS than half the price of LM so I'm thinking of the money I will be saving!! It even has a pool,spa and squash court, although the spa pool was an uninviting colour of yellow when I saw it last week :shock: .

I feel a bit sick now after that lot! :puke:

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Creatine is freaking de-hydrating me I'm drinking prolly double the amount of water I normally do, it's like being permanently hung-over! Where is all this water going to is what I'd like to know!!! :shifty:

Yeah it makes you retain water so you drink heaps more when you are on it. Just stay out of the yellow spa pool!

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Just stay out of the yellow spa pool!

OK I'll put that in my memory alongside the yellow snow thing.

It's ok so long as you don't put your head under =P~

I'm gonna have to have a good look at it I'm sure it wouldn't be painted yellow, the pool looked OK though!

Nice work Vee.... you do well, young Skywalker :notworthy:

Fanks TFB! That's moar weight than a Vee! It was slipping, I forgot to take my chalk with me I will do all 3 sets next time @60kg! :pray:

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I think it might strip hair of it's natural glow? I am thinking you want some semen to condition your hair. If the water isn't cloudy it's probably semen free? But you never know?!

Sorry Vee, I am a despicable woman deserving of much scorn for posting crap in ironing land :naughty: Blame the UPS man!

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I think it might strip hair of it's natural glow? I am thinking you want some semen to condition your hair. If the water isn't cloudy it's probably semen free? But you never know?!

Sorry Vee, I am a despicable woman deserving of much scorn for posting crap in ironing land :naughty: Blame the UPS man!

Eww I hadn't thought of that! :shock: I will take photos and post them and get a professional opinion!

Meh I don't mind you posting crap in Ironing land I have done the same to your journal :grin:

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