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frogie2001

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bewar of the heav squats.

The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."

He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.

This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".

To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.

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Moral of the story:

Dont hold your breath and cause a build up of internal pressure. Either way I dont quite buy this story.. seems like an urban legend.. every1 seems to know a friend of a friend whose "intestines" fell out off his butt during aheavy squat.

You guys had to put this up just as im planning a pb on my squat today .. didnt u ? :evil: grrrrr LOL.

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yeah I thought the same when I saw it, as I was about to do a squat. I'm not sure if it is fake or not, as this did come from a site that does a fair amount of background searching on their pitures. but I'm not too fussed either way, it certainly tells me to be careful when squatting.:)

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Definatly fake

Sorry bud it's not fake. It's called an involuntary prolapse of the bowel. Apparently sheep are very prone to the same thing.

Not doubting the medical condition, just the photo. it is "photoshoped"

Hey nutsack it is not photoshopped! When you strain that hard there is only one place for the pressure to go and that's out your asshole.

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Sorry bud it's not fake. It's called an involuntary prolapse of the bowel. Apparently sheep are very prone to the same thing.

Not doubting the medical condition, just the photo. it is "photoshoped"

Hey nutsack it is not photoshopped! When you strain that hard there is only one place for the pressure to go and that's out your asshole.

photoshopped

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Sorry bud it's not fake. It's called an involuntary prolapse of the bowel. Apparently sheep are very prone to the same thing.

Not doubting the medical condition, just the photo. it is "photoshoped"

Hey nutsack it is not photoshopped! When you strain that hard there is only one place for the pressure to go and that's out your asshole.

Is it you in the photo FlangMasterJ?

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