RUIN A WISH

[2guns]

granted! u now have the rights but cammo tricks u out of them using some gay sexual technique on u that only he would know being the sick f*cker he is.

i wish there was an XXX section on this forum, and a separate man 2 man section for cammo

[IronGame]

Granted but now the whole forum is filled with your and cammo's private picture collection of your special alone time :oops:

I wish Jay would stop calling me at all hours of the night asking for advice on his 2008 O prep. :wink:

[2guns]

granted, and just as well for him seeing as yr advice would make him lose for certain

i wish talking a whole lotta shit on this thread wasnt so fun

[IronGame]

Granted, only problem now is your life is so dull that you decide to start smoking P and after a couple of months your find yourself weighing 40kg and broke and the only way you can support your new habbit is to sell yourself to kinky old business men for a $5'er coz lets face it your no brad pit.

I wish your mum wasn't so "hands on" every time I see her

[poos_n_wees]

Granted. My dad's alot happier with you now that mum's out of the way

I wish I could be invisible whenever I wanted to be.

[2guns]

wish granted! though u being invisible wouldnt make much difference..... because people dont take notice u anyway

i wish i was bigger than ben hurr! :pfft:

[AlBundy]

You are mistaken as being king kong and are quickly captured, like king kong you made the fatal mistake of climbing a really high building to attack something that can just fly higher than that building. Your new life involves living in a large cage while children throw cat food at you and poke you with sticks.

I wish that everyone in the entire world simultaneously shit their pants except for me so that I may laugh at everyone.

[mike-311]

Granted

That'll Stink. :?

I wish I could morph in to an animal.

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[AgentOrange]

Your wish is granted however you didnt specify which animal and find your self a fat pig on a truck heading to the meat works.

I wish i was as buff as 2guns :pfft:

[haydz0r]

your wish has been granted. Bad luck for you though, since 2guns has posted pictures of a person he found on google images, and so the real 2guns is actually a skinny pimply hermaphrodite and you end up loosing 40 kgs of lean muscle tissue. sorry 2guns :pfft:

I wish I was a clothesline.

[2guns]

granted, but u are a clothesline at cammos house and he has shit stains on his undies and always creams his pants so u are now a biohazardis clothesline

i wish i didnt have to go back to work after new years

[ohjoshua]

granted... your fired.

I wish I could close early tonight

[diamond]

granted... your fired.

I wish I could close early tonight

granted . you may close early, but your ass however will have to stay open late to cater for all your male clientelle.

i wish i could shit gold bars.

[AgentOrange]

granted however now your boyfriend has a gold stained *&^$

i wish my body would catch up with my ego

[The Legend Killer]

Granted, however you're actually a very humble man, so now you have a physique that would make many a Somalian feel fat.

I wish I had a house made of lego.

[diamond]

Granted, however you're actually a very humble man, so now you have a physique that would make many a Somalian feel fat.

I wish I had a house made of lego.

thats a pretty cool wish so it's granted . and i'm not going to fuk with it.

[poos_n_wees]

...Well I will then :pfft:

Granted! Now you are the proud owner of a house made of lego. Unfortunately your mate diamond gets so jealous you have one that he constantly stalks you outside your house, and unable to stand it any longer... brings the whole thing crashing down by removing a few vital pieces of lego

I wish I could sing !

[Cammo]

*Poos beat me.... carry on

[poos_n_wees]

[IronGame]

Granted, you can sing, but your Clay Akin so you decide to hang yourself with your shoe string, but before doing so you declare to the world that you are infatuated with David Hastlehof and your mum helps you secure the noose.

I wish controled performance enhancing drugs were made legal.

[AlBundy]

Granted except now everyones a bodybuilder and its not cool anymore. Your grandmas on deca your mail mans on test and the punk ass teens are popping dbols like candy.

I wish my casein powder would mix more easily, i dont like chewing my protein shakes.

[mike-311]

Granted, they have made it easy mix.

Unfortunitly the active ingrediant is poo.

I wish that queer old guy at the gym would stop staring at me.

[ngapuhi strong]

your wish is granted now instead of stearing they walk by wink and grab your ass,

i wish i was mr nz

[IronGame]

Granted you are named "gay boy magizine's" mr NZ for 2007

I wish I had a couple of dead cows in the fridge so I don't have to keep buying steak.

[Laver]

Granted, you have two dead cows in your fridge, congratulations? it was ruined when he made it!

I wish I was the dude from the movie "hitman"