keats Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Anyone had or done anything like this? My training partner and I had a mishap one day. Only other thing I have ever done (when i first started training) was to not use locks when I did preacher curls. Left side gave out, weights fell off causing chain reaction of right side instantly dropping and weights falling off right side. Wouldn’t have been so embarrassing if i wasn’t in front of the entire cardio area during peak time with everyone seeing what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumbelldog Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Can't say it's happened to me mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Can't say it's happened to me mate.neither..you must have been using some shit hot form for that to happen.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeepsouth_nz Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 I was doing flat bench presses, 4th and final set 45's each hand....offloaded onto the rubber mats under the bench and one bounced and in the process the plate on the end snapped.....copped a bit of grief from the gym management ie friendly ribbing. But it actually pissed me off more than anything cos they can be a bit slack round there at getting things fixed....so I knew I wouldnt be able to use those 45s for the next chest workout...or the one after that :grin: Had a few cables snap on me to....probably the scariest was doing leg extensions..... :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nzmusclemonster Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 When I go into the gym the weights sometimes break themselves for fear of what I might do to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelk Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 NZmm is sooo tuff that……When NZmm does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for NZmm.NZmm counted to infinity - twice.NZmm invented every colour. Except pink. Ronnie Colman invented pink.NZmm's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.NZmm gave Mona Lisa that smile.NZmm can slam a revolving door.Some kids piss their name in the snow. NZmm can piss his name into concrete.NZmm tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.Superman owns a pair of NZmm pyjamas.NZmm owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just aJoker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a torn NZFBB membership card.NZmm sleeps with a night light. Not because NZmm is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of NZmm.Once a cobra bit NZmm's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.NZmm can kill two stones with one bird.When NZmm exercises, the machine gets stronger.NZmm doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now".NZmm sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks, unparalleled physical development and legendary sexual prowess. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, NZmm spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back, then went on to nail the devils wife and 2 nubile teenage daughters- Paris and Lindsay. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming...and he gained a few pointers. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month, Peter Nappy serves the chips and drinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nzmusclemonster Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 :grin: Great post.BTW.... There are no disabled people, only people that have met NZMM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cammo Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 NZmm is sooo tuff that…… NZmm didn't lose his virginity - he stalked it & then destroyed it with extreme predudice.NZmm let the dogs out.NZmm doesn't teabag the ladies.....he potato-sacks them.NZmm will never have a heart attack....his heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.NZmm can jump start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.NZmm uses a mixture of tabasco sauce & tiger balm for personal lubricant.If you spell NZmm in Scrabble, you win.Forever!There are no steroids in bodybuilding....just people that have smelt NZmms farts.Horses are hung like NZmm.NZmm once rode a bull....9 months later it calved.People invented the automobile to get away from NZmm.....not long after, NZmm invented the automobile accident.There is no such thing as a lesbian....just women that have not yet met NZmm.NZmm eats lightening & farts thunder.Peter Nappy once taunted NZmm with a tube of Pringles, saying "once you pop - I bet you can't stop!". NZmm proceeded to eat the pringles, the tube & Petter Nappy all in one mouthful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumbelldog Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Both classic :jive: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keats Posted November 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Awesome! :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentOrange Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 yep gold keep em coming..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ngapuhi strong Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 I was doing flat bench presses, 4th and final set 45's each hand....offloaded onto the rubber mats under the bench and one bounced and in the process the plate on the end snapped.....copped a bit of grief from the gym management ie friendly ribbing. But it actually pissed me off more than anything cos they can be a bit slack round there at getting things fixed....so I knew I wouldnt be able to use those 45s for the next chest workout...or the one after that :grin: Had a few cables snap on me to....probably the scariest was doing leg extensions..... :shock:i always wondered who broke that 45 now i knowand man it took them ages to fix it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big MAC Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 I've broken a 20kg eleiko bumper plate used in the 1974 Commonwealth games in Christchurch. Sshhh don't tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigboy Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Shocking - more shocking when you leg tends to look like that dumb bell in your picture- it's got to hurt - and it does. Now limp out that in a gym and walk out like man without screaming in pain - it's a hard talent to master -but I have done it before..now tell me about a physco personality !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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