Bodybuilder's hilarious tanning fail?

[tomleegolf]

Whoever chooses the front page headlines for the Yahoo news website is a f*cktard. Everytime there's some ridiculous article there. Last time it was an article about a doctor that claimed he 'saw heaven' while in a coma, which Frank Yang just bashed to pieces on his FB page.

Today it's this one, ridiculing the competitors in the Arnold Classic. Jay Busbee, you fat fucking f*ck, I don't know who you are but I will find you. And when I do, I will fucking rape you!

http://au.sports.yahoo.com/news/article ... ning-fail/

The first shots from the set of Avengers 2 are in, and wow ... is that a bold new direction for the Hulk, or what?

Wait, no. That's not right. (In more ways than one.)

The photo on the left - un-retouched, as you'll see below - is from the Arnold Classic Europe, a fitness expo/competition held this past weekend and started by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger himself.

The Governator, as you may know, got his start in bodybuilding, and he's always preached fitness and exercise, even in its most bizarre versions.

So, uh, without being too indiscreet: just what the heck happened here?

Well, bodybuilders tend to apply tanning product with a trowel, darkening their skin in an effort to enhance definition of all those muscles that the rest of us probably don't even have. Sure, it looks fairly ridiculous, but we're not going to tell him that.

As you can see in the video below, taken at the festival, the two-tone skin look isn't unique to our unidentified competitor above.

Hey, to each his own. These guys probably think you and your skinny little arms and legs look silly, too.

[FellowshipOfTheRon]

read this one earlier today, my jimmies remain unrustled. the author throws a cheap shot here and there but over all it's pretty neutral and perhaps even mildly informative to noobs. + can imagine how it would look damn weird (the tan/expression on his face in particular) to people without interest/knowledge of BB.

[vracula]

Branch warren looked fuckin hideous this yer at the olympia, like dog shit!

[Ninja]

Branch warren looked fuckin hideous this yer at the olympia, like dog shit!

Lol

[tomsammce]

That guy shoulda tanned his chrome dome.

[vracula]

Branch warren looked fuckin hideous this yer at the olympia, like dog shit!

Lol

see what I mean??

pics courtesy of forum.bodybuilding.com

[tomleegolf]

LMAO

[jimmybro1]

I did this my first competition.

Dream tan on your face makes you sweat like crazy, just got spray tan last show instead.

[severe]

Jay Busbee, you fat fucking f*ck, I don't know who you are but I will find you. And when I do, I will fucking rape you!

Strongbelievablerapethreat/10

see what I mean??

gold! :pfft:

[Ninja]

[Pseudonym]

It's gone viral, too:

http://www.b3ta.com/board/10864914

:grin:

[greemah]

i dont get why this tanning is a fail or funny? Looks like a good job to me lol. or is it just funny to the non bbing world..?