Budgie Smugglers & Goo

[Ronin]

Ok, so I'm tryin to get ready for my first comp, and to put it mildly a "shoestring budget" would look positively obese compared to what I have to work with :grin: . At the moment, protein powder and the odd posing class doesn't leave much.

I've been pricing up trunks and the local Gymeez can do them for $40. Then apparently I'll be needing $80-$90 of tanning stuff. Any leads on somewhere that can do it a bit cheaper?

Alternatively, I'm not above doing my bit for the recycling movement. So if anyone has a pair they aren't likely to use again, and doesn't mind parting with them for a modest price, flick me a PM. Ditto for any part-tubs of dream-tan.

Of course, if anyone wanted to sponsor a first-timer, I've got a couple of great "fat-c*nt" before-pics, and would happily swear on a stack of bibles that it was your products that got me on stage :pfft: :pfft:

[startinfromscratch]

bro ill make you one for $5, brb buying a teatowel at the warehouse

[samuelNZ]

Haha nicely written mate. I can't help at all sorry but just thought I'd say good luck! :nod:

[Phedder]

bro ill make you one for $5, brb buying a teatowel at the warehouse

That'll make him easy to spot from the crowd