Bin Laden Dead!?!

[morattigirl]

Gold.

LOL

[musclenz]

Osama - Proof of Death :grin:

[oldfella]

That's funny. :pfft:

[wiggy]

have we got dna testing of that sandal?

[langerrox]

The real BIn laden died in December 2001 due to kidney failiure, The U.S Goverment have been using a paid actor to release the fake video tape to continue their "war on terroism" ever wonder why the tape come at out very convenient times to the U.S goverment? So they raided "his house" in Pakistan which didnt have one firearm? I thought he was the most wanted man in the world, no dialysis machine or medication for treatment of Kidney disease? its a wide known fact that he suffered from many medical conditions. They killed one of four sons also? only one of the four sons is dead but he happened to have died years ago in a remote mountain region. Then they say he has been caught and killed months out from the election? When Obama is strugglying for popularity? A beautiful Lie. Ask yourself who the real Terroists are...

"The truth is, there is no Islamic army or terrorist group called Al Qaida. And any informed intelligence officer knows this. But there is a propaganda campaign to make the public believe in the presence of an identified entity representing the 'devil' only in order to drive the TV watcher to accept a unified international leadership for a war against terrorism. The country behind this propaganda is the US . . ." -- Pierre-Henri Bunel

"Ana raicha Al Qaeda" is colloquial for "I'm going to the toilet". A very common and widespread use of the word "Al-Qaeda" in different Arab countries in the public language is for the toilet bowl. This name comes from the Arabic verb "Qa'ada" which mean "to sit", pertinently, on the "Toilet Bowl". In most Arabs homes there are two kinds of toilets: "Al-Qaeda" also called the "Hamam Franji" or foreign toilet, and "Hamam Arabi" or "Arab toilet" which is a hole in the ground. Lest we forget it, the potty used by small children is called "Ma Qa'adia" or "Little Qaeda".

So, if you were forming a terrorist group, would you call yourself, "The Toilet"?

[Pseudonym]

And in a galaxy far, far away... Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011 ... illed.html

Very clever satire. Some of the comments are brilliant, too.

"Jedi tradition requires burial within 24 hours, but by doing it in deep space, Imperial authorities presumably were trying to avoid creating a shrine for his followers."

"There's a lot going on here that we aren't being told. Has anyone ever actually seen Lord Vader's birth certificate? I bet that could tell us something."

"Whether you're glad he's dead or not, at least they've quit talking about that stupid royal wedding on Naboo. How is that sh*t newsworthy?! Bunch of rich people playing dress up while our troopers are dying. Though the new queen's sister is HOT."

[knock knock]

they say he has been caught and killed months out from the election? When Obama is strugglying for popularity? A beautiful Lie....

Yes, because George bush would just save that trump card for the opposition..... :crazy:

[Luigi]

they say he has been caught and killed months out from the election? When Obama is strugglying for popularity? A beautiful Lie....

Yes, because George bush would just save that trump card for the opposition..... :crazy:

LOL exactly. the truth will never be known so why worry about it.

[thatwaslight]

they say he has been caught and killed months out from the election? When Obama is strugglying for popularity? A beautiful Lie....

Yes, because George bush would just save that trump card for the opposition..... :crazy:

LOL exactly. the truth will never be known so why worry about it.

THIS. all these experts who read some crackheads blog who claims they have inside information that he was killed years ago, 911 was an inside job blah blah blah. You are NEVER going to know. why waste your life worrying about things like that.

[AgentOrange]

^^^^

Agree, ignorance is bliss. I used to concern myself with these issues but the reality is its a huge waste of energy.