What do we think about some guys in the gym?

[fudoc5]

awesome little section here

definitely the grunting bloke with the split shorts lifting some average as weights, dude whats with bandana you rock

ow yes cant forget the indian boys no offence only pointing out the 1s at my gym. doing way to much CHARMS (chest and arms) and scooping them selves in the mirror, cmon boys those aint guns they cap guns

haha :pfft: ,you dont train at counties by any chance? :pfft:

on a lighter note: have never seen a midget in a gym before :shock: anyone?

[Pro Makeup]

I think it's funny to do consecutive lunges around the gym, but out of the way, maybe not into other rooms though, lol.

[severe]

I think anyone who stacks up weights on the hack squat, then leaves them is an asshole. If its empty when you find it, leave it that way.

The little people shouldn't be expected to remove your shit.

Carrying those 20kg weights back to the stands is a great hand and forearm exercise anyway. douchenozzles...

[VampireChick]

on a lighter note: have never seen a midget in a gym before :shock: anyone?

We have one at my gym. He goes pretty hard too! But I must admit it was an unusual (not in a bad way) sight at first

[JamesR32GTR]

You girls seem to have some pretty precise descriptions of the people you are supposedly not looking at! :pfft:

The guy who sat next to me and did his sit ups, about 5 cm away then whispered "You're doing really well"

Yeah...thats just creepy :shock:

And he did it twice in one week! Once during my set. I had a feeling he was going to ask my out or something so every time he got close I'd just give him laser eyes.

Oh sorry didnt mean to offend :shifty:

[cantygirl]

Ive got a couple:-

- The dude on the crosstrainer that is so busy looking sideways at himself in the mirror that he fall off.

- The chick who obviously consumed a bottle of red the night before next to me on the treadmill that smelt like a brewery.

- This one is my favourite, this guy is doing dumbell bicep curls, and with each rep swivels his head to check out his bicep, I was just waiting for him to give each one a kiss.

Have respect for other gym goers, the loud newbies need to tone it down and the old gymies need to move over.

[Peachy]

Now that I am in Auckland I know what ya mean about the posers!!! Sheesh!! :shock:

Didn't seem to get them so much in Whangarei but down here they are everywhere. Always watching you while they are working out to see if your watching them ughhh :puke: I have lived such a sheltered life up there.

Time to practice my f*ck off eyes. (not to be confused with f*ck me eyes lol)

[Mrbig]

Now that I am in Auckland I know what ya mean about the posers!!! Sheesh!! :shock:

Didn't seem to get them so much in Whangarei but down here they are everywhere. Always watching you while they are working out to see if your watching them ughhh :puke: I have lived such a sheltered life up there.

Time to practice my f*ck off eyes. (not to be confused with f*ck me eyes lol)

I think we need to see these eyes so we can tell the difference :grin:

[AgentOrange]

Time to practice my f*ck off eyes. (not to be confused with f*ck me eyes lol)

:roll:

[Jigga]

if i have my rape eyes on it doesn't matter what eyes you're giving me

[tomsammce]

Now that I am in Auckland I know what ya mean about the posers!!! Sheesh!! :shock:

Didn't seem to get them so much in Whangarei but down here they are everywhere. Always watching you while they are working out to see if your watching them ughhh :puke: I have lived such a sheltered life up there.

Time to practice my f*ck off eyes. (not to be confused with f*ck me eyes lol)

I think we need to see these eyes so we can tell the difference :grin:

IS THAT YOUR BROWN EYE?

W TATTOOED ON EACH BUM CHEEK = WOW!!

[Dontrunwithknives]

Time to practice my f*ck off eyes. (not to be confused with f*ck me eyes lol)

Once I read this sentence I knew there was bound to be a lot of funny comments :pfft:

On a completely unrelated note:

Posted on Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:22 pm

Had the meanest PT session yesterday!!!

Hill sprints and stuff felt sooo gud I'm getting so fit \:D/

Cut going well but sorta slow. I suppose having drinks last night doesnt really help :roll: Guna post up pics in 3 weeks so i have something to motivate me lol.

[DilsDeluxeo]

I HATE AIR LATS!!!!!! Next time your in the gym and someone walks by with there arms out like there an angel and theyre not one bit big backed, yell out AIRRRR LATTTTSSS

[Gym rat]

Today I was on the treadmill. The cardio is a seperate room to the weights room. So this Indian guy with the tiniest legs ever (from overworking upper body and paying no attention to lower). He starts his lunges from all the way in the weights room and enters the cardio doing lunges and gives us girls on the treadmill a look like: "oh yeah, dont u think im hot?" while he hisses after ever lunge and pretends he is working soooo hard. Its quite funny tho because he is so ugly yet thinks he actually stands a chance. Try doing split squats with 5kg in each hand.

I would pay money to see that :pfft: :pfft:

[VampireChick]

I HATE AIR LATS!!!!!! Next time your in the gym and someone walks by with there arms out like there an angel and theyre not one bit big backed, yell out AIRRRR LATTTTSSS

I could yell that at a few people at my gym :nod:

[Chillicat]

I HATE AIR LATS!!!!!! Next time your in the gym and someone walks by with there arms out like there an angel and theyre not one bit big backed, yell out AIRRRR LATTTTSSS

Aaah yes, the famious imaginary lat syndrome

http://munfitnessblog.com/how-to-discou ... me-in-gym/

[baysprop]

Now that I am in Auckland I know what ya mean about the posers!!! Sheesh!! :shock:

Didn't seem to get them so much in Whangarei but down here they are everywhere. Always watching you while they are working out to see if your watching them ughhh :puke: I have lived such a sheltered life up there.

Time to practice my f*ck off eyes. (not to be confused with f*ck me eyes lol)

Nothing wrong with having a peak at a nice looking chick that at the gym every so often..but always watching that could be quite creepy haha

[BANNER]

DOUCHES

1- definitely the 2 inch squatters with excessive weight

2- the newbies who do 3 reps of bicep curls w 8kg then start flexing at the mirror as if by some miracle had just made them super massive

3- the pervert that stands in the weight area stretching for an half an hour then decides its floor mat time when a bunch of chicks are lying on the floor

4- the idiots that incline or flat dumbell with fuckall weight then hurl the bloody things like a shot put.

5- the excessive dumbell hog who has a collection of dumbells in front of him and his mates whilst they stand there talking shit and perving for fucking ages

DOUCHETTES

1- the flat ironed hair and heavy mascara

2- the shorts that could be classed as knickers when its fucking cold

3- the lone ranger who decides to do body squats in the middle of the weight room when its busy

4- the fat girl who tries to tell you " you know if you had a strong mid section you wouldnt need a belt"

5- the fluro g string which flashes either over the waste band or can be seen right through the 3 times too small black tights, (although this one I dont mind as much)

[baysprop]

DOUCHES

2- the newbies who do 3 reps of bicep curls w 8kg then start flexing at the mirror as if by some miracle had just made them super massive

They are newbies for a reason bro everyone starts somewhere they will learn oneday...hopefully...

[AbitDown]

I strongly agree with the shorts one. Your at the gym to work out. Not to work on your strut or wateva you think you have. If girls walk around in shorts that u cn almost c their bum, your just advertising yourself as a sexual object to men so you will be treated like a sex object. Some ladies real need to tone it town. Have some class and pride in yourself. A man will never respect a woman that let's it all hang out and sleeps around. Quite plainly he will just f**k u but never really think of even being with you for the rest of your life as he knows you will sleep around. Sorry not so relevant to the topic but related to slutty skanks. And not saying all girls that wear tiny shorts are skanks but common who are we kidding.

DOUCHES

1- definitely the 2 inch squatters with excessive weight

2- the newbies who do 3 reps of bicep curls w 8kg then start flexing at the mirror as if by some miracle had just made them super massive

3- the pervert that stands in the weight area stretching for an half an hour then decides its floor mat time when a bunch of chicks are lying on the floor

4- the idiots that incline or flat dumbell with fuckall weight then hurl the bloody things like a shot put.

5- the excessive dumbell hog who has a collection of dumbells in front of him and his mates whilst they stand there talking shit and perving for fucking ages

Stronlgy agree with the shorts one. Like honestly a gym is to work out your body, not to work on your strut.

DOUCHETTES

1- the flat ironed hair and heavy mascara

2- the shorts that could be classed as knickers when its fucking cold

3- the lone ranger who decides to do body squats in the middle of the weight room when its busy

4- the fat girl who tries to tell you " you know if you had a strong mid section you wouldnt need a belt"

5- the fluro g string which flashes either over the waste band or can be seen right through the 3 times too small black tights, (although this one I dont mind as much)

[VampireChick]

I agree with above, although it's usually a sign of total insecurity. I'm not big on calling a woman a slut, as it's their business and usually a sign of something else, but sometimes they just need to be reminded of their self-worth.

[TonganTerror]

bahahaha and this started as a what you woman think of guys hehe nice twist though coming from a woman is much better than a man saying that stuff and totally correct we see those skimpy volleyball type shorts and the judging is never positive .......oh except once but she was sweedish champion lmao yum!!

[AbitDown]

I wouldn't usually judge a girl as is stick to my own business and who's says they are sluts?? But females can pretty much pick up on a girl on th prow.

[knock knock]

Teach us!!!!!!!! :wink:

[poos_n_wees]

The guy who sat next to me and did his sit ups, about 5 cm away then whispered "You're doing really well"

Bahahaha.. Thats awesome :grin:

I've always been a fan of the tshirt/singlet guys. They start training in tshirts, then as soon as its time to workout arms, the tshirt comes off 'cos its singlet time...lol. Then as soon as the set's over, the tshirt goes back on again.

Guys that train so close to the mirror that they unintentionally spit on it during their sets. YUKKK wipe it off you gross beech.

Oh and if you're gonna wear stubbies or short shorts (guys and girls) especially if you're gonna bench or squat.. Please (PLEASE) for the love of my eyes.. Wear undies.