Collateral Damage - who's done what!

[tomsammce]

Focusing on training injuries!!! But feel free to brag about any decent ones anyway!! :grin:

2 x broken femurs

2 x broken arms

numerous broken toes

broken shoulder

hernia

broken nose

:pfft:

None achieved in training! was young and silly once!

i have had no training injuries from the gym, just shinsplints from running. all other injuries and hospitalizations have occured out on the piss.

Me vs Ranch Slider! :?

guess who came out second best!

shit i fell thru a glass window last october OTP and cut all my tendons in couple my fingers, im all good luckily good surgeon.

what did you do for this? can u grip ok now?

:roll:

and what...

leave the domestics at home folks... whens the wedding??? hope ur well.

[TonganTerror]

leave the domestics at home folks... whens the wedding??? hope ur well.

hehehe yus its not just me :pfft: bit of the parnell creeping in there lol ah the good times f*ck you wound me up lmao

[Peachy]

Focusing on training injuries!!! But feel free to brag about any decent ones anyway!! :grin:

2 x broken femurs

2 x broken arms

numerous broken toes

broken shoulder

hernia

broken nose

:pfft:

None achieved in training! was young and silly once!

i have had no training injuries from the gym, just shinsplints from running. all other injuries and hospitalizations have occured out on the piss.

Me vs Ranch Slider! :?

guess who came out second best!

shit i fell thru a glass window last october OTP and cut all my tendons in couple my fingers, im all good luckily good surgeon.

what did you do for this? can u grip ok now?

:roll:

and what...

Talk about going overboard

[AgentOrange]

[Jigga]

[D-Rock]

Not training injuries, sporting injuries mostly:

-Dislocated knee

-Multiple dislocated shoulders

-A ridiculous amount of dislocated fingers

-Broken finger

-Displaced knee cap

-Multiple sprains - wrists, ankle, thumb, knee ligaments (each multiple times)

-Torn ligaments - ankle, knees, foot

-Torn calf muscle

-And others I can't recall right now

Plus others from childhood mishaps.

[Jigga]

this is an awesome picture tom. since you don't have a pic i reckon you should use it!

[Jigga]

Four years ago - Nate vs. Box Squats - Nate wins but a wee bit of blood vessel damage incurred.... :grin:

reminds me of when a chick punched me in the eye

[Peachy]

reminds me of when a chick punched me in the eye

Lol well if we are including injuries from fights then I got a whole nother list :nod:

[cantygirl]

Lol well if we are including injuries from fights then I got a whole nother list

:-s

[Peachy]

Lol well if we are including injuries from fights then I got a whole nother list

:-s

:shifty:

[Gym rat]

brused toe and foot from playing indoor soccer 5th form

a few broken fingers when I was younger

no injures when training thank god

[gazza]

traumatic amputation of right index finger, severed nerves and tendons in back of hand still no nerve sensation in right pinky, right thumb severed in 3 places and pinned together for 10 weeks, lots of surgery.

popped rib cartillage doing dips.

torn medial ligaments after missing the pegs on the leg prees and being squezed over the back of it.

the usual finger injuries, broken noses from boxing and rugby.

blown hammy( non training sport related though)......

[runveerun]

traumatic amputation of right index finger, severed nerves and tendons in back of hand still no nerve sensation in right pinky, right thumb severed in 3 places and pinned together for 10 weeks, lots of surgery.

popped rib cartillage doing dips.

torn medial ligaments after missing the pegs on the leg prees and being squezed over the back of it.

the usual finger injuries, broken noses from boxing and rugby.

blown hammy( non training sport related though)......

:shock:

I caught my index finger on a DB this morning and it bled :cry:

[Jigga]

I worked with a girl who got caught under a pottery wheel. Ripped her finger right out of her hand. Always had a durry in her mouth, pretty interesting to watch her roll :pfft:

[AlBundy]

Only thing I've done is recent and that was arm wrestling a bunch of people in a pub while on the piss down in ohakune. Felt all good just mild doms in what I assume was my subscapularis the next day, a few days later was doing dumbell bench as I was getting them into position felt a strange sensation and now I'm resting it. Oh and compressing my spine down one side giving myself a mild scoliosis while squatting the chiro thought I had been in a car accident, xrays I got at the time also revealed I have some fucked up 5th lumbar vertebra it has a transverse process something none of your lumber vertebrae should have apparently, cheers shit spine genes. He referred to my back as an oddball which made me feel special.

[Gasp]

This a bit like poker. I`ll see your 20 and raise you another.

....anyway from the Gasp files.

I`ll start with drowned, electrocuted, heart attack and one eye out of action.

165kg bar dropped on chest 1991...10 days hospital with vitals shut down.

Total rupture of left quad torn from knee 2002...held back on with two "tow rope stitches with partial removal of kneecap. Good photos.

Both shoulders with 3" scars from serious tears and ops

Bad Hangover expected this weekend when Wellington beat Canterbury and spoil their party..

Otherwise fine!!!

"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do."

[Jigga]

you sure type a lot for someone who drowned

[justhell]

Iv had a few injurys over the years that have helped me focus on getting stronger.

torn ligiments (motorcycle)

broken femor,broken elbow (car vs pedestrian)me pedestrian.spelling?

broken wrist (motorcycle)head on with car.

broken ankle (motorcycle racing)3 screws,still effects squats.

all good now.

8)

[Gasp]

you sure type a lot for someone who drowned

[nate225]

I`ll start with drowned, electrocuted, heart attack and one eye out of action.

165kg bar dropped on chest 1991...10 days hospital with vitals shut down.

Total rupture of left quad torn from knee 2002...held back on with two "tow rope stitches with partial removal of kneecap. Good photos.

Both shoulders with 3" scars from serious tears and ops

Ummmmm....... you win! :grin:

Keen to hear more about the quad tendon & bar incidents? As in how?

[tomsammce]

LOL @ gym rat bruising his toe in 5th form

[mr natural]

LOL @ gym rat bruising his toe in 5th form

horrific!

[Monarchking]

"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do."

I like this Gasp. TY!

[Dontrunwithknives]

Umm none to date.

But I am pretty sure I have a Hernia :pfft: should probably get it checked.

Haha I found out I do have a hernia and I'm going to have surgery and get it fixed :nod: