Collateral Damage - who's done what!

[nate225]

Collateral damage is damage that is unintended or incidental to the intended outcome

So what have you done to date?! :grin:

Focusing on training injuries!!! But feel free to brag about any decent ones anyway!! :grin:

I thought I'd start, but I'm struggling to remember them all - my ACC claims history must look appalling! Here's a few more memorable ones:

* The usual elbow tendonitis

* Torn ab muscle

* Umbilical hernia (keyhole surgery!)

* Torn L) quad mid muscle belly

* Major abrasion R) forearm (courtesy of Farmers Walk / Tarseal combo)

* Lower back injuries x too many to count (major in 2006 Squatting in Comp)

* Torn hamstrings x 3 (2 at once! :grin: )

* Patella tendonitis

* Chipped teeth (courtesy of Steel Log!)

* 30% tear of L) quad tendon

* Torn suppinator & bicep muscle belly (distal & proximal)

* Facet joints / muscle spasm x 3 to date

[Elite121]

Herniated disk L5 / S1

Bulged disk C1

Big gash on my right shin... fell into a bore-hole that was covered up by grass, think of the pain getting kicked in the shin....but then multiply that by 10 as steel and concrete sliced through to the bone......

Some beauties there Nate

[morattigirl]

Herniated disk L5 / S1

Bulged disk C1

Big gash on my right shin... fell into a bore-hole that was covered up by grass, think of the pain getting kicked in the shin....but then multiply that by 10 as steel and concrete sliced through to the bone......

Some beauties there Nate

Shudder, ouch!

[tinytraps]

To date ive had

-multiple shoulder dislocations right shoulder at least 6 times left about 3, was suppose to have key hole surgery to reattach ligaments in right shoulder but decided against it

-Partially torn ligaments in right knee

-Had black eyes from squats

-Low back x a few, right now Ive got a low back injury from log pressing where my spine compressed, hoping theres just some soft tissue damage.

-Partially tore the glute where it inserts into the hammy from deadlifting.

-Banged my hip up pretty bad by landing( more like not landing ) a forward flip on some hardword floor

Plenty more to come Im sure!!

[Grover]

2 x broken femurs

2 x broken arms

numerous broken toes

broken shoulder

hernia

broken nose

:pfft:

None achieved in training! was young and silly once!

[nate225]

2 x broken femurs

2 x broken arms

numerous broken toes

broken shoulder

hernia

broken nose

:pfft:

None achieved in training! was young and silly once!

I added in:

Focusing on training injuries!!! But feel free to brag about any decent ones anyway!! :grin:

You've had a few blinders - was wondering how the hell you did those in training till I got to the end!

[tomsammce]

i have had no training injuries from the gym, just shinsplints from running. all other injuries and hospitalizations have occured out on the piss.

[morattigirl]

To date ive had

-multiple shoulder dislocations right shoulder at least 6 times left about 3, was suppose to have key hole surgery to reattach ligaments in right shoulder but decided against it

-Partially torn ligaments in right knee

-Had black eyes from squats

-Low back x a few, right now Ive got a low back injury from log pressing where my spine compressed, hoping theres just some soft tissue damage.

-Partially tore the glute where it inserts into the hammy from deadlifting.

-Banged my hip up pretty bad by landing( more like not landing ) a forward flip on some hardword floor

Plenty more to come Im sure!!

:-s How'd ya manage that TT?

[Dontrunwithknives]

Umm none to date.

But I am pretty sure I have a Hernia :pfft: should probably get it checked.

[tinytraps]

To date ive had

-multiple shoulder dislocations right shoulder at least 6 times left about 3, was suppose to have key hole surgery to reattach ligaments in right shoulder but decided against it

-Partially torn ligaments in right knee

-Had black eyes from squats

-Low back x a few, right now Ive got a low back injury from log pressing where my spine compressed, hoping theres just some soft tissue damage.

-Partially tore the glute where it inserts into the hammy from deadlifting.

-Banged my hip up pretty bad by landing( more like not landing ) a forward flip on some hardword floor

Plenty more to come Im sure!!

:-s How'd ya manage that TT?

Max effort squats+holding your breath= Burst blood vessels all over your face :pfft: sames happened while doing bench, ill hold my breath for the first three reps, most ive done is 15 :roll: Makes nice looking big blood spots in your eyes too 8)

[ThePman]

* Torn subscap in left and especially right shoulders (right has blown several times before I knew what was going on so that shoulder never gets above 85% functional).

* Partially torn right hamstring doing glute-ham raises.

* Partially torn left hamstring warming up on deadlifts.

* Shin splints if I try to run (or walk too far) weighing much over 90kg

* Aggravated facet joint around L2-L3 from log pressing

* Tore one of the adductor muscles in my left leg at the bottom of a squat

* Tore my right quad (VM) around the knee at the bottom of a squat

* Some weird crap in the levator scapulae on my left side that occasionally cramps and radiates pain up into my neck and down my left arm. Not sure if this is a training injury since it was happening before I started lifting, but benching used to aggravate it badly.

* Tendinitis in the right bicep, both at the elbow and at the shoulder insertion.

* Tendinitis in both elbows if I work them too much. There's a chip of bone missing out of my right elbow (no idea...) which makes the right side act up a little more.

* Tendinitis in both quads.

* Some weird cramping in my right hip flexor if I stand up the wrong way. This usually pops out.

* Torn huge calluses off both hands.

* Sprained multiple joints in the fingers of both hands by slamming them in between plates or other impacts.

That's most of the big ones, minus whatever I'm forgetting.

[PeterDolan]

I stubbed my toe playing kick ball in primary school...

[Dubble_D]

Me vs Ranch Slider! :?

guess who came out second best!

[Elite121]

Me vs Ranch Slider! :?

guess who came out second best!

Thats insane Dub, how many stiches for that?

[tomsammce]

Me vs Ranch Slider! :?

guess who came out second best!

Thats insane Dub, how many stiches for that?

shit i fell thru a glass window last october OTP and cut all my tendons in couple my fingers, im all good luckily good surgeon.

what did you do for this? can u grip ok now?

[Dubble_D]

Thats insane Dub, how many stiches for that?

Have no idea to be honest.... counted 50+ external ones...

shit i fell thru a glass window last october OTP and cut all my tendons in couple my fingers, im all good luckily good surgeon.

what did you do for this? can u grip ok now?

Shit that sucks, knw how you feel!

that why you been off from training for a while?

cut most tendons, both arteries and a whole lot of nerves, can't feel most my hand but grip strength all good now (very good physio and allot of hard work), :pray: thank god it happened these days and not 15 years ago.

[Dontrunwithknives]

Anyone on a strict diet and having food cravings just check out that picture :pfft:

That's pretty crazy :-s

[weener lad]

Herniated L5

Torn both subscap

Then a bunch of stuff that hurt like hell for months but fixed itself. Like a wrist problem which developed after a piss drunk game of bull rush. Then there was the case of sharting :pfft:

[Dubble_D]

Anyone on a strict diet and having food cravings just check out that picture :pfft:

That's pretty crazy :-s

:pfft: Reminds me of a juicy steak, rare of course! :pfft:

[cantygirl]

My list isn't nearly as impressive, however im a chick and we tend to be less reckless.

Left delt injury 10 years ago which still gives me jip

Left subscap strain

Left surpaspanatis tear

Left calf tear from bodystep

Left hamstring strain

Left medial knee cartilage

Shin splints from bad footwear

Left tennis elbow from smashing against the squash court walls

Left foot instep problem that went away after 3 months

Left pec minor tear (thought i had breast cancer with that one)

Gosh after reading my list, im getting a complex about being a lefty.

I won't add my cosmetic surgery cos its a big list.

[Dontrunwithknives]

Anyone on a strict diet and having food cravings just check out that picture :pfft:

That's pretty crazy :-s

:pfft: Reminds me of a juicy steak, rare of course! :pfft:

What people steaks have you been eating :shock:

[tomsammce]

Thats insane Dub, how many stiches for that?

Have no idea to be honest.... counted 50+ external ones...

shit i fell thru a glass window last october OTP and cut all my tendons in couple my fingers, im all good luckily good surgeon.

what did you do for this? can u grip ok now?

Shit that sucks, knw how you feel!

that why you been off from training for a while?

cut most tendons, both arteries and a whole lot of nerves, can't feel most my hand but grip strength all good now (very good physio and allot of hard work), :pray: thank god it happened these days and not 15 years ago.

i am 100% better yes good hand therapy and lots of exercises every hour on the hour is the key to recovery and a good plastic surgeon i had all and was very lucky. no i did it during my 2 year break when i partied every weekend and lost 25kg lol

[Peachy]

Ooooo i like this thread

Most of mine have been from ballet...

torn hamstring

tendonitis in archiles

tendonitis in knee

stress fracture in my foot

shin splints

4 broken toes (fucken point shoes :roll: )

ummm sheesh its hard to remember...

Oh and a broken wrist! But considering I went over the front of my motorcross bike and over a fence I think a broken wrist was getting off lightly :shifty:

[Jigga]

i am 100% better yes good hand therapy and lots of exercises every hour on the hour is the key to recovery and a good plastic surgeon i had all and was very lucky. no i did it during my 2 year break when i partied every weekend and lost 25kg lol

hah thought i was the only one. i only lost 20kg though.

also similarly, i cut a tendon in my foot falling through a car windscreen. now i have a limp toe. it's awesome.

oh i've also been stabbed twice. one just off the spine and one in the lat.

[Peachy]

oh i've also been stabbed twice. one just off the spine and one in the lat.

Stabbed!!?? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Jigga are you a gangsta?? :-s