An ode to The Gym

[nate225]

For those that haven't seen it & those needing a lift on Friday before a big leg session.......

An ode to The Gym

Way down this road, in a gym far away,

a young man was once heard to say,

I've repped high and I've repped low,

"no matter what I do my legs won't grow".

He tried leg extensions, leg curls, and leg presses too,

trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do.

From the corner of the gym where the big men train,

through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain,

where the big iron rides high and threatens lives,

where the noise is made with big forty fours,

a deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees.

A very big man with legs like trees.

Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack,

chalking his hands and monstrous back,

said, "boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten,

the trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'. "

[TonganTerror]

For those that haven't seen it & those needing a lift on Friday before a big leg session.......

An ode to The Gym

Way down this road, in a gym far away,

a young man was once heard to say,

I've repped high and I've repped low,

"no matter what I do my legs won't grow".

He tried leg extensions, leg curls, and leg presses too,

trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do.

From the corner of the gym where the big men train,

through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain,

where the big iron rides high and threatens lives,

where the noise is made with big forty fours,

a deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees.

A very big man with legs like trees.

Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack,

chalking his hands and monstrous back,

said, "boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten,

the trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'. "

Justsaw this nate one word Oh wise jedi master :pfft:..... GOLD!!!!!!

[Luigi]

For those that haven't seen it & those needing a lift on Friday before a big leg session.......

An ode to The Gym

Way down this road, in a gym far away,

a young man was once heard to say,

I've repped high and I've repped low,

"no matter what I do my legs won't grow".

He tried leg extensions, leg curls, and leg presses too,

trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do.

From the corner of the gym where the big men train,

through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain,

where the big iron rides high and threatens lives,

where the noise is made with big forty fours,

a deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees.

A very big man with legs like trees.

Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack,

chalking his hands and monstrous back,

said, "boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten,

the trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'. "

good stuff

[Jigga]

From the corner of the gym where the big men train,

through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain,

where the big iron rides high and threatens lives,

where the noise is made with big forty-fives

Pretty sure they use 45lb plates in america + it would rhyme with lives?

[TonganTerror]

spot on jigga took me a bit to click :pfft: