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Pros and Cons of being a Bodybuilder

PTinCHCH

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I'm not a bodybuilder but perhaps look like one at times.

Con: Not being able to get laid because guys think you lack feminine curves or your arms are too big or your pecs have too much definition, your back is muscular and gross, yadda yadda yadda. And the guys who do want to root you turn out to be gay :doh: Or closet mummy's boys who still live at home when they're 35 :shock:

:cry: :boohoo: :huh: Pron on the innuhnet it is :pfft:

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I'm not a bodybuilder but perhaps look like one at times.

Con: Not being able to get laid because guys think you lack feminine curves or your arms are too big or your pecs have too much definition, your back is muscular and gross, yadda yadda yadda. And the guys who do want to root you turn out to be gay :doh: Or closet mummy's boys who still live at home when they're 35 :shock:

:cry: :boohoo: :huh: Pron on the innuhnet it is :pfft:

You have been meeting the wrong guys Rose! :shock:

All boys are mummys boys really!

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I'm not a bodybuilder but perhaps look like one at times.

Con: Not being able to get laid because guys think you lack feminine curves or your arms are too big or your pecs have too much definition, your back is muscular and gross, yadda yadda yadda. And the guys who do want to root you turn out to be gay :doh: Or closet mummy's boys who still live at home when they're 35 :shock:

:cry: :boohoo: :huh: Pron on the innuhnet it is :pfft:

hahaha.

hint: selling point; "i have muscles in places you never knew existed". :wink:

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All boys are mummys boys really!

This is something I understand, but living at home at any advanced age unless you've come on hard times or it's cultural thing or are nursing your mum after a fall, say, is just kinda lame. Let me rephrase that. It is lame. No kinda about it.

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All boys are mummys boys really!

This is something I understand, but living at home at any advanced age unless you've come on hard times or it's cultural thing or are nursing your mum after a fall, say, is just kinda lame. Let me rephrase that. It is lame. No kinda about it.

Yes it is lame and slightly scary! My mother in law told me "you don't have a receipt for him (my old man) so you can't bring him back!"

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My mother in law told me "you don't have a receipt for him (my old man) so you can't bring him back!"

LOL, good call on her part!

Apparently there's a man drought. I blame this instead :shifty: Cos I cant see how it's got absolutely anything whatsoever to do with my crap personality or ability to bench press more than them :pfft:

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I lived at home till I was 27. Thats why my names biggirl27! You got a problem with where i fucking live do ya!?

Hallo Miss! Course not you funny lady, you're a woman, that changes everything! And it's not like you were kissing her on the lips, were you? :-s

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I lived at home till I was 27. Thats why my names biggirl27! You got a problem with where i fucking live do ya!?

Hallo Miss! Course not you funny lady, you're a woman, that changes everything! And it's not like you were kissing her on the lips, were you? :-s

Depends what lips your talking about lol.

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"Mummy, why does that man have a sausage stuck in his trousers?"

"when you grow up, your life will be ruled by it."

hahaha oh shit, id better stop.

drunkin forum posting = fail

That's not a ruler, it's not even six inches long...

One of my friends kids walked in on her and her boyfriend, her kid said "Mummy why did that man have his hand up your bottom?" :shock: :pfft:

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lol, poor kid exposed to fisting at such a young age!!!!

lol i reckon, wtf where they doing anal fisting with the kid around anyway ! sickos !

They weren't anal fisting! LOL that's what it looked like to a 5 year old in the middle of the night in the dark though!

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