Those yank forum boards

[steak]

You see some amazing, helpful and funny as shit on them...one little gem I found today about a dude that was juiced up on a nice wee blend of 2 trens, test, dbol and something else

one poster (Nixon) comes in with this helpful comment...

"saluu, I serisouly think you should seek some mental help...talking like a baddass and knowing what you are talking about are two different stories bro, good luck on your rsearch...."

Saluu sounds like a pretty stable sort of dude and pops back in with this gem, a solid gold hit

"you piece of **** nixon you have no balls i will one punch you and eat your ears at the same time. Im an animal and i have poked myself before but now im gonna poke you with a needles straight into your balls so they can grow and get bigger obviously you dont have the balls to give me your stats my shoulders are wide as arnolds and im 6 1 250 and a juice up monkey and angry monkey on tren who will kick your ass to the curb . piss me off and your gone oidios . it seems you still surfing this board will i got two words for you suck it from the roid monkey . remember the difference between the lion and the deer when lion is hungry he walks in the jungle and the deer runs so know your role and run your ass of before salu the lion get you. run run you ####deer."

My eye are still wet from laughing so hard

[steak]

and then more gold from saluu

here is a true story and it is saluu story i make people laugh because i think happiness is everything and have realized this laughter is best medicine for health. i went to india to marry this hot girl and once she married me she took off once she got to canada and i found out later that she was cheating on me and had a boyfriend back home and married me just for the green card i was severly depressed . than i got my mind into bodybuilding and i always loved it but now i love it even more i think this is the greatest sport in the world. The monkey couldnt give two hoots about that whore to my ex suck it . i started resorting to drugs at first i started drinking heavy and started doing marijuana then i realized instead of ruining my life and my health why dont i improve it and find another love bodybuilding i have always loved it. seeing arnold do joint and watching pumping iron was priceless. THen i started juciing and became a roid monkey . now i cant live without juice. this is the story of the roid monkey now it is not a bout the bitches it is about the monkey grow monkey grow. My plan is to hit 330 pds and kick my ex ass and beat her boyfriend up like brett hart beat up vince mcmahon. and if i have to go to jail i will consider it a gift. statutory rape and stalking do not scare the monkey they motivate me.

[Draft]

i have poked myself before but now im gonna poke you

:pfft:

[Draft]

Dude that second one is a little disturbing yea?

[KIMURA]

statutory rape and stalking do not scare the monkey they motivate me.

lol

[Loochi]

LOL!!!

Bro, send the link here. Is this from bb.com by any chance?? lmfao. Trolls rule the world. Priceless shit.

[Gym rat]

I have a look at Yankee fourms every now and then there is some good funny shit on them :pfft: :pfft: :pfft:

[Pumpupthejam]

and then more gold from saluu

here is a true story and it is saluu story i make people laugh because i think happiness is everything and have realized this laughter is best medicine for health. i went to india to marry this hot girl and once she married me she took off once she got to canada and i found out later that she was cheating on me and had a boyfriend back home and married me just for the green card i was severly depressed . than i got my mind into bodybuilding and i always loved it but now i love it even more i think this is the greatest sport in the world. The monkey couldnt give two hoots about that whore to my ex suck it . i started resorting to drugs at first i started drinking heavy and started doing marijuana then i realized instead of ruining my life and my health why dont i improve it and find another love bodybuilding i have always loved it. seeing arnold do joint and watching pumping iron was priceless. THen i started juciing and became a roid monkey . now i cant live without juice. this is the story of the roid monkey now it is not a bout the bitches it is about the monkey grow monkey grow. My plan is to hit 330 pds and kick my ex ass and beat her boyfriend up like brett hart beat up vince mcmahon. and if i have to go to jail i will consider it a gift. statutory rape and stalking do not scare the monkey they motivate me.

Ahahahahahahahaha! Just seen this post. Yanks, the gun-ho'ist motherfuckers on the planet. Typical Americans. He sounds like Animal Mother from Full Metal JAcket.