Kiwi joke from a Pom

[Pumpupthejam]

Two Kiwi’s are working on a building site in Auckland. Phul (Phil) & Muck (Mick). Anyway Phul turns to Muck & says, “Cawww I’ve gotta take a piss, but there’s nowhere to go, eh.”

“Walk out to the ind of thit plank,” replies Muck. “I’ll stand on this ind & balance ut.”

“Are you sure, Muck?”

“Yis, no worries”

“100%?”

“YIS!”

So out goes Phul to take a piss & the lunch siren sounds, Muck forgets what he’s supposed to be doing & steps off the plank & Phul is a goner.

Several days later an Australian, a Frenchman & a bloke from IN ZID ( New Zealand ) are sitting in a bar discussing which of their respective nations chase women the hardest… Wazza the Aussie says, “Mate I’ve been known to miss a piss up session down the Pub with me mates trying to crack on to sheila’s!”

Pierre, the Frenchman says, “No, No, No, Ve French chase ze women with much zest & give them gifts of love like French champagne to win their affection, it is us vor sure.”

Meanwhile Bob (the Kiwi) sits laughing & says, “No, You blokes are both wrong, the other day I was walking past a building site in Auckland following these 2 gorgeous looking Birds, and this bloke came plummetting from the sky with his dick in his hand screaming, “CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT!!!”

[emmzies]

:pfft: :pfft:

Goooood one!

[Gym rat]

bloody good one :pfft: :pfft:

[Laver]

Haha brilliant

[Truds]

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