Dodgy food and drink

[Pumpupthejam]

Now I know its not a perfect world, but again, this happens as I'm reversing my car out my drive of my mansion lol, (last time i spilt friggin mutant ass all over my passenger seat, my fault tho) I stick the straw through a chocolate Calciyum milkshake i bought 10 mins ago from New World, and fucking hell.........the stuff has curdled like a mofo. It was so sour, like paste, not milk. Spat that shit out on the floor outside my car and brushed my teeth for about 10 mins.

Anyone ever bought any dodgy food/drink?

Damn you New World!!! :naughty:

[keats]

Call the help number on the box and have a complain, let them know the batch number etc. and they usually send you a voucher for a whole bunch of them.

[Flex]

chocolate Calciyum milkshake i bought 10 mins ago:

Are you 5 years old or something?

[PTinCHCH]

lol omg you definately are a pom.

must be the tenth rant thread in a month.

[Pumpupthejam]

chocolate Calciyum milkshake i bought 10 mins ago:

Are you 5 years old or something?

What are you trying to say Flex? How dare you, I can have a a yummy Calciyum if I like. Lol. I usually buy a Big M but sometimes i buy a Calciyum.

[Pumpupthejam]

lol omg you definately are a pom.

must be the tenth rant thread in a month.

Aye, whinging bastard arent I? Hehe.

[emmzies]

lol omg you definately are a pom.

must be the tenth rant thread in a month.

Aye, whinging bastard arent I? Hehe.

Least you don't deny it. :pfft: Why is it that all Poms are like that anyway....? :-s

[PTinCHCH]

lol omg you definately are a pom.

must be the tenth rant thread in a month.

Aye, whinging bastard arent I? Hehe.

Least you don't deny it. :pfft: Why is it that all Poms are like that

anyway....? :-s

its a steriotype.

they arnet actually like that, we just pay specific attention to when they whinge and hold it to them....much like women and claiming men dont listen to them. pfffft. we do so, just 95% of the time, yet the women always pick up on that 5% regardless. lol

[steak]

I spat the dummy the other day...cracked 9 egg white into the bowl and number 10 was a rotten one and soiled the lot :evil: Doesnt happen often which is prety good really considering how many eggs we get through :nod:

[Peachy]

I spat the dummy the other day...cracked 9 egg white into the bowl and number 10 was a rotten one and soiled the lot :evil: Doesnt happen often which is prety good really considering how many eggs we get through :nod:

Oh that sux bum.

I was bit annoyed the other day when I bought a protein bar and the lady at the health shop counter said 'are you going to eat that now?' when i was paying for it and i thought what a nosey lady I'll eat it when i want but then after I ate it I realised it was expired. Still tasted fine but she knew and didn't even tell me or anything or give me a discount. I could've died...

[Pumpupthejam]

I spat the dummy the other day...cracked 9 egg white into the bowl and number 10 was a rotten one and soiled the lot :evil: Doesnt happen often which is prety good really considering how many eggs we get through :nod:

Oh that sux bum.

I was bit annoyed the other day when I bought a protein bar and the lady at the health shop counter said 'are you going to eat that now?' when i was paying for it and i thought what a nosey lady I'll eat it when i want but then after I ate it I realised it was expired. Still tasted fine but she knew and didn't even tell me or anything or give me a discount. I could've died...

UUUUUUUUUUM how devilish of that woman, go back and give her a nipple cripple.

[Pumpupthejam]

Aye, whinging bastard arent I? Hehe.

Least you don't deny it. :pfft: Why is it that all Poms are like that

anyway....? :-s

its a steriotype.

they arnet actually like that, we just pay specific attention to when they whinge and hold it to them....much like women and claiming men dont listen to them. pfffft. we do so, just 95% of the time, yet the women always pick up on that 5% regardless. lol

Well said lol. Anyway, its our god given right to have a good piss and moan each time after work at home with a nice cup of tea and some rich tea/custard cream biscuits that we munch with our 'wonky' teeth.

[big MAC]

What's the difference between a Pom and a jet engine?

The jet engine eventually stops whining.

[Gym rat]

What's the difference between a Pom and a jet engine?

The jet engine eventually stops whining.

:pfft: :pfft: :pfft: :pfft: :pfft:

[Pumpupthejam]

Two Kiwi’s are working on a building site in Auckland. Phul (Phil) & Muck (Mick). Anyway Phul turns to Muck & says, “Cawww I’ve gotta take a piss, but there’s nowhere to go, eh.”

“Walk out to the ind of thit plank,” replies Muck. “I’ll stand on this ind & balance ut.”

“Are you sure, Muck?”

“Yis, no worries”

“100%?”

“YIS!”

So out goes Phul to take a piss & the lunch siren sounds, Muck forgets what he’s supposed to be doing & steps off the plank & Phul is a goner.

Several days later an Australian, a Frenchman & a bloke from IN ZID ( New Zealand ) are sitting in a bar discussing which of their respective nations chase women the hardest… Wazza the Aussie says, “Mate I’ve been known to miss a piss up session down the Pub with me mates trying to crack on to sheila’s!”

Pierre, the Frenchman says, “No, No, No, Ve French chase ze women with much zest & give them gifts of love like French champagne to win their affection, it is us vor sure.”

Meanwhile Bob (the Kiwi) sits laughing & says, “No, You blokes are both wrong, the other day I was walking past a building site in Auckland following these 2 gorgeous looking Birds, and this bloke came plummetting from the sky with his dick in his hand screaming, “CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT!!!”