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My ipod is pretty much ruined from sweat damage cause i just put it between my sports bra and skin. I have to keep restarting it all the time haha

Haha yeah that happend to me everytime before it completely died. :(

And there's always the guys with the massive ego's... lol.

Btw ta on Avatar, thought it was rather odd/funny :)

:nod: Your so right, on both counts, but particually the first. Lol this place is full of them. :roll:

LOL I know. Luigi lacks humour....I am a pom after all. I love you really Luigi kiss kiss. :lol:

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For the most part I've been in gyms long enough to just ignore most of the dumbshittery that goes on in your average commercial gym. Some of it still pisses me off, crap like people that refuse to put their weights back after finishing, or hogging a squat rack for abs, but for the most part if it's not directly getting in my way I don't give a shit.

The other day at my gym there were 6 guys standing around taking turns doing sets of single arm shoulder presses, sitting on a bench using the smith machine with one small plate on one side. They were hogging that for freaking ages.

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I think good on them for realizing they are overweight and wanting to do something about it. There seems to be so many people (especially chics) I see round these days and it seems like they don't even know how awful they look coz they're still wearing tiny skirts and tight tops. You can't change what you don't acknowledge and when your wearing clothes 3 sizes too small for you than your obviously not aware of your body.

As for at the gym, I have been going to my gym for about 6 years (on and off) and still feel like I don't belong only because there are so many tossers who walk around acting like they own the fucken place and that no one else has any right to be there. Wankers thinking they all cool coz they are 'friends' with the gym staff. Pffft... must not have a life outside of the gym...

All so true.

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I was out on the town once and a guy from my gym came up to me and said "I've got a girlfriend, but I would so do you if I didn't." The guy was fucken heinous and you couldn't pay me to hook up with him. I just brushed it off (I'm really not that smooth when it comes to being hit on etc) and pretended not to know him at the gym. Now he kinda follows me round at my gym (which is the main reason I workout in the morning - to avoid him). He'll just kinda hover behind me and set up in the same area I am, or sit on a bike right next to me and stare. He's not being direct or anything but his behaviour is really creeping me out. Told one of the staff and they said I just need to tell him to f*ck off or get over it. But since he's not being overly direct I don't feel like I can really say anything.

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I was out on the town once and a guy from my gym came up to me and said "I've got a girlfriend, but I would so do you if I didn't." The guy was fucken heinous and you couldn't pay me to hook up with him. I just brushed it off (I'm really not that smooth when it comes to being hit on etc) and pretended not to know him at the gym. Now he kinda follows me round at my gym (which is the main reason I workout in the morning - to avoid him). He'll just kinda hover behind me and set up in the same area I am, or sit on a bike right next to me and stare. He's not being direct or anything but his behaviour is really creeping me out. Told one of the staff and they said I just need to tell him to f*ck off or get over it. But since he's not being overly direct I don't feel like I can really say anything.

Now that is a weirdo. Its the non directness that makes it even creepier!! Thats a bit stink of your gym to just tell you to deal with it. Do what I do.. There was this old man one time being really creepy and kept staring at me the whole time one time when I was working out with my friend and so I just yelled at him to stop being an old pervert and to stop staring. Everyone in the gym looked at him coz I said it so loud and then he got all embarrassed. Havn't seen him since. Dirty old man yuck :puke:

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There was this guy who used to go to my gym who was really up himself, he thought he was hot shit and he really wasn't :puke:

Turns out he went to the same new years festival as me last year and was coming up behind me, completely off his face and sneakily grabbing my ass when he thought i wasn't looking. It got even creepier once he found out my number. He even told Luigi he was gonna f*ck him up :pfft:

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There was this guy who used to go to my gym who was really up himself, he thought he was hot shit and he really wasn't :puke:

Turns out he went to the same new years festival as me last year and was coming up behind me, completely off his face and sneakily grabbing my ass when he thought i wasn't looking. It got even creepier once he found out my number. He even told Luigi he was gonna f*ck him up :pfft:

what a fuckin idiot, all talk 8) lol

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There was this guy who used to go to my gym who was really up himself, he thought he was hot shit and he really wasn't :puke:

Turns out he went to the same new years festival as me last year and was coming up behind me, completely off his face and sneakily grabbing my ass when he thought i wasn't looking. It got even creepier once he found out my number. He even told Luigi he was gonna f*ck him up :pfft:

what a fuckin idiot, all talk 8) lol

Did luigi start crying when he was threatened?

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There was this guy who used to go to my gym who was really up himself, he thought he was hot shit and he really wasn't :puke:

Turns out he went to the same new years festival as me last year and was coming up behind me, completely off his face and sneakily grabbing my ass when he thought i wasn't looking. It got even creepier once he found out my number. He even told Luigi he was gonna f*ck him up :pfft:

what a fuckin idiot, all talk 8) lol

Did luigi start crying when he was threatened?

Yeh he called Mario and they went brick bashing

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There was this guy who used to go to my gym who was really up himself, he thought he was hot shit and he really wasn't :puke:

Turns out he went to the same new years festival as me last year and was coming up behind me, completely off his face and sneakily grabbing my ass when he thought i wasn't looking. It got even creepier once he found out my number. He even told Luigi he was gonna f*ck him up :pfft:

what a fuckin idiot, all talk 8) lol

Did luigi start crying when he was threatened?

Haha no, he just laughed. First of all this guy was like i'm gonna f*ck u up, and then realised that he was smaller than Luigi and then said he was gonna get his "bois" onto him

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Maybe if people didn't spend so much time occupying their thoughts with insignificant (normal!) people at the gym, they might get the results they desire hey. Maybe.

These all relate to me... Keeps me out of trouble and I get results for all my efforts.
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walked into some old guy (mid 50's) triming his bum fluff in front of the mirror in the changing rooms today....ruined my day and scared for life :puke:

Was it his front bum fluff or he have back bum fluff?? Either way that is something that should be done in the privacy of your own home. And even then yuck!!

Oh you poor poor fudoc... your poor eyes :(

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walked into some old guy (mid 50's) triming his bum fluff in front of the mirror in the changing rooms today....ruined my day and scared for life :puke:

Was it his front bum fluff or he have back bum fluff?? Either way that is something that should be done in the privacy of your own home. And even then yuck!!

Oh you poor poor fudoc... your poor eyes :(

Heh. Guys don't have front bums. Do they? :-s

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walked into some old guy (mid 50's) triming his bum fluff in front of the mirror in the changing rooms today....ruined my day and scared for life :puke:

Was it his front bum fluff or he have back bum fluff?? Either way that is something that should be done in the privacy of your own home. And even then yuck!!

Oh you poor poor fudoc... your poor eyes :(

Heh. Guys don't have front bums. Do they? :-s

I don't want to call it the other thing :oops: I'm a lady I don't say that word. But I do think it be easier if all guys just got a sack, back and crack. The world would be a better place :pray:

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Was it his front bum fluff or he have back bum fluff?? Either way that is something that should be done in the privacy of your own home. And even then yuck!!

Oh you poor poor fudoc... your poor eyes :(

Heh. Guys don't have front bums. Do they? :-s

I don't want to call it the other thing :oops: I'm a lady I don't say that word. But I do think it be easier if all guys just got a sack, back and crack. The world would be a better place :pray:

Wouldn't it just! :pfft: I mean if we girls do, surely they could return the favour hey? :wink:

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Heh. Guys don't have front bums. Do they? :-s

I don't want to call it the other thing :oops: I'm a lady I don't say that word. But I do think it be easier if all guys just got a sack, back and crack. The world would be a better place :pray:

Wouldn't it just! :pfft: I mean if we girls do, surely they could return the favour hey? :wink:

You got a baldy here Rose lol :shock: Increases repeat activity.

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