Gym wierdos

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[FellowshipOfTheRon]

":24yag7kt]what aspects are pedo? sounds like he was teenager/young just tryna impress similar (also probably legal to f*ck) age girl. lol at the looking into eyes bit tho...deep

yeah actually just sounds like a miscer or something but i just assumed it was a creepy old man because he was described as a 'mr burns' look alike (that old as man from the Simpsons if you didn't get the reference)

[maccaz]

One of the 'groupies' lastnight made my head shake slowly in dismay.

There was a younger girl, maybe 16ish trying the bench. Had maybe some 5lbs plates on each side and someone was giving her hints.

So, groupie comes over, a curly haired Mr Burns look alike. Picks up the bar and starts curling it, while looking into her eyes, the whole time. He was struggling hard but no facials, of course!

He got through maybe 5, then put it down and proceeded to do a teenage hand shake, the clap, slide and clinch. FULLY messed it up...then stood there like Superman, hands on hips and all.

When he left, the girls face was like, "what the...." hahaha

ohh shit so this isn't how you're meant to spot someone? i do this to everyone that asks for a spot woops

[BeastBuilder]

Haha, reading that last one reminded me of one of the cats at our gym.

If you know what a Jefferson Deadlifts is you'll see why this is funny.

So this new guy starts, and I show him around etc, seems like a cool guy, reckon he will fit in well. Next day someone asks me who the new creepy dude is, I'm like ummmmmm who ?

Eventually figure out that it's the fella I had just signed up.

Anyway didn't think anymore of it until the next day when I see him doing some Jefferson Deadlifts. He looks around at everyone and once someone catches his eye and makes eye contact he will just stare at them until he finishes his set. Worst part is he gets this little smirk and eye brow raise going on that just scares the f*ck out of you. Even if you look away and then look back he is still looking at you..

Added to this some weekend shenanigans where he got invited out with us one weekend, just as weird outside of the gym.

Strangely enough hasn't been back for about 2 weeks since the weekend he got drunk with the boys..

[DCYPL]

Haha, reading that last one reminded me of one of the cats at our gym.

If you know what a Jefferson Deadlifts is you'll see why this is funny.

So this new guy starts, and I show him around etc, seems like a cool guy, reckon he will fit in well. Next day someone asks me who the new creepy dude is, I'm like ummmmmm who ?

Eventually figure out that it's the fella I had just signed up.

Anyway didn't think anymore of it until the next day when I see him doing some Jefferson Deadlifts. He looks around at everyone and once someone catches his eye and makes eye contact he will just stare at them until he finishes his set. Worst part is he gets this little smirk and eye brow raise going on that just scares the f*ck out of you. Even if you look away and then look back he is still looking at you..

Added to this some weekend shenanigans where he got invited out with us one weekend, just as weird outside of the gym.

Strangely enough hasn't been back for about 2 weeks since the weekend he got drunk with the boys..

What did you do to him bro...tell us the truth. We are all bros here

And yeah Ron, its the utter truth

[Bondy1987]

Haha, reading that last one reminded me of one of the cats at our gym.

If you know what a Jefferson Deadlifts is you'll see why this is funny.

So this new guy starts, and I show him around etc, seems like a cool guy, reckon he will fit in well. Next day someone asks me who the new creepy dude is, I'm like ummmmmm who ?

Eventually figure out that it's the fella I had just signed up.

Anyway didn't think anymore of it until the next day when I see him doing some Jefferson Deadlifts. He looks around at everyone and once someone catches his eye and makes eye contact he will just stare at them until he finishes his set. Worst part is he gets this little smirk and eye brow raise going on that just scares the f*ck out of you. Even if you look away and then look back he is still looking at you..

Added to this some weekend shenanigans where he got invited out with us one weekend, just as weird outside of the gym.

Strangely enough hasn't been back for about 2 weeks since the weekend he got drunk with the boys..

This was seriously one of the funniest nights in history....

Plus the Jefferson dead lift facial expressions are beyond weird.... its like hes eyeing you up to stick something in you.

[DCYPL]

So, maybe because of this thread I am seeing more wierdos or something?

Sunday, hardly anyone around so maybe they felt a bit more confident. But there was a this dude WASTING the boxing bag...well maybe in his mind

Making all sorts of noises, some weird arse kicks, like a sparta kick but an axe kick, but not? And round houses that land on the very bottom of the bag Punches that didnt move the bag an inch ect. I was thinking good on him, no ones around so why not have a ninja moment ya'know? Till he walked off like, arms out, elbows back...

oh man...

[FellowshipOfTheRon]

So, maybe because of this thread I am seeing more wierdos or something?

Sunday, hardly anyone around so maybe they felt a bit more confident. But there was a this dude WASTING the boxing bag...well maybe in his mind

Making all sorts of noises, some weird arse kicks, like a sparta kick but an axe kick, but not? And round houses that land on the very bottom of the bag Punches that didnt move the bag an inch ect. I was thinking good on him, no ones around so why not have a ninja moment ya'know? Till he walked off like, arms out, elbows back...

oh man...

haha i know someone who goes to the gym just to do that, supposed to be therapeutic or something. he chooses a 24 hour gym and goes at non-peak times just to hit the bag even though he doesn't know how (and doesn't want to learn how to do it properly either) and release some of the stress built from his very difficult beneficiary funded life

yes you will notice more weirdos after posting in this thread. your sense become more alert to them and it never leaves you. subconsciously you have also become a weirdo yourself, don't be surprised to find someone else posting about you in the next couple weeks

[DCYPL]

haha i know someone who goes to the gym just to do that, supposed to be therapeutic or something. he chooses a 24 hour gym and goes at non-peak times just to hit the bag even though he doesn't know how (and doesn't want to learn how to do it properly either) and release some of the stress built from his very difficult beneficiary funded life

yes you will notice more weirdos after posting in this thread. your sense become more alert to them and it never leaves you. subconsciously you have also become a weirdo yourself, don't be surprised to find someone else posting about you in the next couple weeks

Yeah it was like when I get an evo, all of a sudden, EVERYONE was driving one!

I think the wierdest thing I do is maybe bob my head as I listen to my music..well one time I was day dreaming, and a girl happen to be sitting right where I was day dreaming.

Took me a second to realise what her O.o face was for.

[danellaj]

This is literally the best thread ever! 

The other day i did a combat class at the gym - its martial arts based aerobics, pretty high impact anyway there was a youngish lady there with sunglasses on, fancy designer sunglasses trying to do aerobics. I literally stopped in my tracks and cracked up laughing. *dirol**dirol**dirol**lol*

[Pseudonym]

Tonight I met a man who's managed to take the proverbial bicep-curls-in-the-squat-rack to even more irritating heights.

This man has discovered reverse-wrist-curls-in-the-squat-rack.

I kid you not... In the middle of gym rush-hour, he takes over the squat rack, sets the bar to about chest height, drapes his wrists over the bar, and proceeds to do reverse wrist curls with the lightest possible weight he can find.

:-O

 

Surely, of all the exercises out there, reverse wrist curls is the one that least needs a squat rack!

[FellowshipOfTheRon]

yay, in on revival of a great thread. i've been keeping an eye out looking for wierdos so i could contribute to this thread but strangely i haven't noticed any in my new gym... inb4 maybe you should look in the mirror

[AZIDE]

 this indian guy has been appearing sometimes at my gym (wolf's in henderson) recently. he seems to be following some sort of PL programme (low reps) but is doing really light weights and hogging equipment for ages.

weirdest thing is he keeps looking around the gym and staring intensely at people and whenever ive walked past him i notice he's on his phone browzing zyzz pics on google images. he always mutters 'you mirin?' under his breath whenever anyone walks past him.

he looks at me a lot especially when im doing my sets. whenever i see him looking at me i stare back at him and he always looks away. but then like 20 seconds later he will be staring at me again. really starting to creep me out.

[FellowshipOfTheRon]

 this indian guy has been appearing sometimes at my gym (wolf's in henderson) recently. he seems to be following some sort of PL programme (low reps) but is doing really light weights and hogging equipment for ages.

weirdest thing is he keeps looking around the gym and staring intensely at people and whenever ive walked past him i notice he's on his phone browzing zyzz pics on google images. he always mutters 'you mirin?' under his breath whenever anyone walks past him.

he looks at me a lot especially when im doing my sets. whenever i see him looking at me i stare back at him and he always looks away. but then like 20 seconds later he will be staring at me again. really starting to creep me out.

lmao aware.. u mirin my ability to stretch my eyes breh?

[Spacebound]

Lolz was had watching/'mirin' 'alpha's on the bench.

So the crew rolls in, straight to the bench. Chuck on 60kg, they get about 2 reps each plus about 3-5 assisted reps. Then proceed to up the weight to 70kg. Im mirin hard at these alpha's.

So for the first rep his mate un racks it for him, his mate still firmly holding the bar as he proceeds to lower it about 2 inches(nice ROM bro). Bar aint going no where as he trys to push it up and his mate yanks it up/BB row/BB curl. Then he goes down for another half rep. I stop looking at this point as im about to burst out laughing.

I look over about 5 mins later and they have put another 5kg on the bar. Just dont even want know why the bother.

[Skeletor]

We have this guy in our gym who takes his gym bag to every single station he does a set on . Not sure why it annoys me really but he never takes anything out of the bag or even opens it. Kinda starting to want to know whats in the bag. Even if he goes to the drink fountain he takes his bag.

[FellowshipOfTheRon]

We have this guy in our gym who takes his gym bag to every single station he does a set on . Not sure why it annoys me really but he never takes anything out of the bag or even opens it. Kinda starting to want to know whats in the bag. Even if he goes to the drink fountain he takes his bag.

 

hey we're not allowed to talk about sourcing on this forum..!

[Realtalk]

 this indian guy has been appearing sometimes at my gym (wolf's in henderson) recently. he seems to be following some sort of PL programme (low reps) but is doing really light weights and hogging equipment for ages.

weirdest thing is he keeps looking around the gym and staring intensely at people and whenever ive walked past him i notice he's on his phone browzing zyzz pics on google images. he always mutters 'you mirin?' under his breath whenever anyone walks past him.

he looks at me a lot especially when im doing my sets. whenever i see him looking at me i stare back at him and he always looks away. but then like 20 seconds later he will be staring at me again. really starting to creep me out.

Another Mohammed no doubt.

[danellaj]

So theres this guy that goes to combat - at the big fancy gym in the city - ya'll know the one , and he thinks hes some sort of ninja.... he adds in his own moves, spinning kicks big loug HEIIIIIII YAAAAAAA's and SHHHHHAAAA's fancy kung foo moves hes seen on the internet and grabs weight from the pump racks and starts punching holding 1kg's in each hand. This guy is nutso!!!!!!!!!! And the best part is hes got no technique, none whats so ever! He literally looks like a loony, but boy it makes my day nothing like laughing for 55 minutes to get the abs popping 

[Gym rat]

LOL that's funny

[rebuff]

f*ck - I can't believe this thread is still going!!!! Awesome to come back and see it still cranking after so many years!

[FellowshipOfTheRon]

f*ck - I can't believe this thread is still going!!!! Awesome to come back and see it still cranking after so many years!

where there is a gym, there will always be wierdos and behind those wierdos will be an nzbber hard at work carefully documenting the events into his/her gym book

[Pseudonym]

Fuck - I can't believe this thread is still going!!!! Awesome to come back and see it still cranking after so many years!

What was your original username?

[Gym rat]

At the gym that  I work at there use to be a guy that whore a hoodie doing cardio while it was a hot day which was strange

[jimmybro1]

At the gym that  I work at there use to be a guy that whore a hoodie doing cardio while it was a hot day which was strange

LOL