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You lot want to come see what goes on in Ozzy gyms then!!!!! Plenty of weird and wonderful folk to keep you amused.

Especially the 3pm school lads who all have Beiber haircuts weigh about 20kg wringing wet but can't stop comparing muscle with each other (in the mirror, in front of others trying to train no less) :pfft:

Upside I guess is at least they are there trying! :clap:

Ha ha ha ha so true. I had a guy talking to me about how awesome he was at his first comp and how he couldn't dedicate the time to prep for another one. It's just too time demanding. He's about 18 and did a small show mid last year in the teens, been living off the win for a year until......

me "that's awesome man, how many people in the class"

him "well that's not really the point"

me "oh so just you? Still a great effort mate... well done"

Oh and he trains in a string singlet and jeans and weighs about 65 kilos. Yep I am hating on him, not cos he's puny, just cos he's a dick!

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You lot want to come see what goes on in Ozzy gyms then!!!!! Plenty of weird and wonderful folk to keep you amused.

Especially the 3pm school lads who all have Beiber haircuts weigh about 20kg wringing wet but can't stop comparing muscle with each other (in the mirror, in front of others trying to train no less) :pfft:

Upside I guess is at least they are there trying! :clap:

Ha ha ha ha so true. I had a guy talking to me about how awesome he was at his first comp and how he couldn't dedicate the time to prep for another one. It's just too time demanding. He's about 18 and did a small show mid last year in the teens, been living off the win for a year until......

me "that's awesome man, how many people in the class"

him "well that's not really the point"

me "oh so just you? Still a great effort mate... well done"

Oh and he trains in a string singlet and jeans and weighs about 65 kilos. Yep I am hating on him, not cos he's puny, just cos he's a dick!

LOL!!! People bragging about winning in something where they are the only entrant, priceless.

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  • A dude at my gym told me I shouldn't wear a belt when doing squats....a week or two later he's wearing a belt while benching

:pfft:

Sure this isn't "The Coach" from my gym. I mentioned him in earlier posts. He is still a laugh. He was in the other day, went around patting the girls on the back and commenting on their form and how impressed he was, then left.

Normally he just spends time on the treadmill chatting them up.

Has the sweat stains going on, but never seen him exercising. Spots some girls occasionally. Classic perv

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If you can't be fukd calling him out, just nark on him to management

snitches get stitches

Come to my gym, big olympic following. those boys make some noise.

BWAAAA!!! ERGERHAAAA!!! TSSSSSTTA!!!

and why are they always shirtless??????

Why do they have a little tap dance spazim before every lift?

shirtless?for real?do staff tell em to *uck off?or is this normal?

quick update onn the *uckwhit i mentioned earlier btw

he came to the gym today minus his gf and mate and during peak hour. not a grunt heard all workout, he looked really upset by this too.

Geuss he only does it when theres like 8 people at the gym and when he has the security of his Boottch of a gf and mate. :doh:

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If you can't be fukd calling him out, just nark on him to management

snitches get stitches

Come to my gym, big olympic following. those boys make some noise.

BWAAAA!!! ERGERHAAAA!!! TSSSSSTTA!!!

and why are they always shirtless??????

Why do they have a little tap dance spazim before every lift?

shirtless?for real?do staff tell em to *uck off?or is this normal?

quick update onn the *uckwhit i mentioned earlier btw

he came to the gym today minus his gf and mate and during peak hour. not a grunt heard all workout, he looked really upset by this too.

Geuss he only does it when theres like 8 people at the gym and when he has the security of his Boottch of a gf and mate. :doh:

I wonder if he reads this thread?

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snitches get stitches

Come to my gym, big olympic following. those boys make some noise.

BWAAAA!!! ERGERHAAAA!!! TSSSSSTTA!!!

and why are they always shirtless??????

Why do they have a little tap dance spazim before every lift?

shirtless?for real?do staff tell em to *uck off?or is this normal?

quick update onn the *uckwhit i mentioned earlier btw

he came to the gym today minus his gf and mate and during peak hour. not a grunt heard all workout, he looked really upset by this too.

Geuss he only does it when theres like 8 people at the gym and when he has the security of his Boottch of a gf and mate. :doh:

I wonder if he reads this thread?

YES...... YES I DO :evil: :evil: :evil:

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shirtless?for real?do staff tell em to *uck off?or is this normal?

quick update onn the *uckwhit i mentioned earlier btw

he came to the gym today minus his gf and mate and during peak hour. not a grunt heard all workout, he looked really upset by this too.

Geuss he only does it when theres like 8 people at the gym and when he has the security of his Boottch of a gf and mate. :doh:

I wonder if he reads this thread?

YES...... YES I DO :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Not so much weirdos, but I saw it all this morning in about a 20min time frame:

Guy 1 in the squat rack next to me doing 1/4 squats.

Guy 2 next to him doing squadlifts - my new name for people deadlifting, but squatting too. All he needed was some technique pointers, however.

Guy 3 took over the rack from squadlifter and started doing curls, nevermind the fact that there are tonnes of barbells for that very purpose just across from the rack.

Guy 1 then started doing some snazzy as f*ck med ball move in the squat rack, a little unsure of what he was trying to achieve, but entertaining to watch 10/10

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That gif underneath is hilarious coz I'm sitting here scoffing an apple while peering at the vid :grin:

Nah he was defintely trying to lower the bar to the floor and squatting it back up. Maybe he was doing dangling bar front squats :pfft:

He just looked uncomfortable and new to it, I should have helped him.

I'm mean aren't I..

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Guy 2 next to him doing squadlifts - my new name for people deadlifting, but squatting too. All he needed was some technique pointers, however.

omg you met this legend in nz? did you get his autograph??

WTF instant legend status!

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Had a guy come in and do his whole workout in a hoody with the hood up, headphones and sunglasses on this morning (was overcast and raining outside too). I think this qualifies as gym weirdoness... He was moving some OK weight but I couldn't really tell if he was jacked or not as he had baggy hoody and baggy long pants on. Couldn't even really tell if he was a regular or not lol

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Had a guy come in and do his whole workout in a hoody with the hood up, headphones and sunglasses on this morning (was overcast and raining outside too). I think this qualifies as gym weirdoness... He was moving some OK weight but I couldn't really tell if he was jacked or not as he had baggy hoody and baggy long pants on. Couldn't even really tell if he was a regular or not lol

Didn't smell of citrus did he?

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Had a guy come in and do his whole workout in a hoody with the hood up, headphones and sunglasses on this morning (was overcast and raining outside too). I think this qualifies as gym weirdoness... He was moving some OK weight but I couldn't really tell if he was jacked or not as he had baggy hoody and baggy long pants on. Couldn't even really tell if he was a regular or not lol

Didn't smell of citrus did he?

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hahaha that made me laugh. nice.

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Had a guy come in and do his whole workout in a hoody with the hood up, headphones and sunglasses on this morning (was overcast and raining outside too). I think this qualifies as gym weirdoness... He was moving some OK weight but I couldn't really tell if he was jacked or not as he had baggy hoody and baggy long pants on. Couldn't even really tell if he was a regular or not lol

in saying this, those guys are the fellas who tend to be the best built from my experience. Alot of guys rock up to my gym in hoodie and trackpants and look just like your normal fella then when most people are gone and they bust out the singlet ur like wat in the jesus?!@@#.

as arnold famously said...The better you get, the less you run around showing off as a muscle guy. you know, you wear regular shirts-not always trying to show off what you have. you talk less about it. it's like you have a little BMW-you want to race the hell out of this car, because you know it's just going 110. but if you see guys driving a ferrari or a lamborghini, they slide around at 60 on the freeway because they know if they press on that accelerator they are going to go 170. these things are the same in every field.

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I workout in a hoody and pants now a majority of the time. If I get too hot, I'll take it off and just workout in my t-shirt. But if I'm too hot for that THEN I'll wear singlet. I don't wear shorts often either.

It wouldn't be that bad, but SUNGLASSES! bingbing goes the fuckwit alrm

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Yep the sunnies.... I mean I often start training with a hoody on and never wear a singlet or anything always pretty covered up but sunnies... that's going to be my next thing!

Stops people seeing how shredded your iris' are aye bro! :grin:

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