Gym wierdos

[tomsammce]

LOL. He thinks he's big. Cute

Oh no you would know about big more then anyone on here. I heard you're like 6ft 4. :grin:

LMAO!

[Deano]

I heard you don't even squat.

Shutupandsquat, you need to squat life

[Van Smasch]

skinny bogan fella at my old gym warms up the on punch bag, throwing out round house kicks and head butts then proceeds to the calf raise machine and put the peg on the bottom off the stack, shells out 5 shit reps. Now the working sets kick in!! gets the cutest chick in the gym to come over(whether or not shes in middle of some cardio) instructs her to press as hard as she can on top the stack whilst he attempts to seduce her with half a dozen quarter reps. shes leaves. now its time for him to step outside and smoke 3 rollies. back in the gym he starts punching himself in the abs, this goes on for minutes. comes over to the bigger fellas in the gym asks where he can score some gear. they laugh. quick pose in the mirror and hes ready to head home in his CRX.

[thatwaslight]

skinny bogan fella at my old gym warms up the on punch bag, throwing out round house kicks and head butts then proceeds to the calf raise machine and put the peg on the bottom off the stack, shells out 5 shit reps. Now the working sets kick in!! gets the cutest chick in the gym to come over(whether or not shes in middle of some cardio) instructs her to press as hard as she can on top the stack whilst he attempts to seduce her with half a dozen quarter reps. shes leaves. now its time for him to step outside and smoke 3 rollies. back in the gym he starts punching himself in the abs, this goes on for minutes. comes over to the bigger fellas in the gym asks where he can score some gear. they laugh. quick pose in the mirror and hes ready to head home in his CRX.

LOL!!

[tomsammce]

skinny bogan fella at my old gym warms up the on punch bag, throwing out round house kicks and head butts then proceeds to the calf raise machine and put the peg on the bottom off the stack, shells out 5 shit reps. Now the working sets kick in!! gets the cutest chick in the gym to come over(whether or not shes in middle of some cardio) instructs her to press as hard as she can on top the stack whilst he attempts to seduce her with half a dozen quarter reps. shes leaves. now its time for him to step outside and smoke 3 rollies. back in the gym he starts punching himself in the abs, this goes on for minutes. comes over to the bigger fellas in the gym asks where he can score some gear. they laugh. quick pose in the mirror and hes ready to head home in his CRX.

are we supposed to believe this?

lol never let the truth get in the way of a good story eh..

[WANABJAKD]

skinny bogan fella at my old gym warms up the on punch bag, throwing out round house kicks and head butts then proceeds to the calf raise machine and put the peg on the bottom off the stack, shells out 5 shit reps. Now the working sets kick in!! gets the cutest chick in the gym to come over(whether or not shes in middle of some cardio) instructs her to press as hard as she can on top the stack whilst he attempts to seduce her with half a dozen quarter reps. shes leaves. now its time for him to step outside and smoke 3 rollies. back in the gym he starts punching himself in the abs, this goes on for minutes. comes over to the bigger fellas in the gym asks where he can score some gear. they laugh. quick pose in the mirror and hes ready to head home in his CRX.

are we supposed to believe this?

lol never let the truth get in the way of a good story eh..

hard bro. props for narration though

[Van Smasch]

I admit my post was some what of a highlights reel but everything I said has happened at one point. the rest of the time hes being equally as douchebaggish. If you want to view this spectacle of human wonder, head to cityfitness nelson on quarantine road, thats where he lurks from 6:00 to 6:30.

[jimjim83]

I admit my post was some what of a highlights reel but everything I said has happened at one point. the rest of the time hes being equally as douchebaggish. If you want to view this spectacle of human wonder, head to cityfitness nelson on quarantine road, thats where he lurks from 6:00 to 6:30.

Why dont you guys believe him all I have to say is Gymrat the movie 1,2 & 3.......

[crazyfacials]

saw some dude in the morning that had 60kg on the barbell and was about to bench it...but as soon as he lifted it and had his arms locked out, he started to raise his legs up as if he was doing an ab excercise ...he did this for about 10 times, then returned his feet to the ground and did 4-5 half rom reps of benchpress then locked his arms out again and did 4-6 leg raises again took break to repeat it later

strangest thing I have ever seen in person to be honest

[maassive]

saw some dude in the morning that had 60kg on the barbell and was about to bench it...but as soon as he lifted it and had his arms locked out, he started to raise his legs up as if he was doing an ab excercise ...he did this for about 10 times, then returned his feet to the ground and did 4-5 half rom reps of benchpress then locked his arms out again and did 4-6 leg raises again took break to repeat it later

strangest thing I have ever seen in person to be honest

what don't you guys do that? It's an all-in-one epic body in 4 minutes a week...

[Against All Odds]

:nod: it's funny how the gyms are so quiet in the winter.. IMO winter is by far the best season to train simply because it's not so f_in hot

another plussage is there's not nearly of those idiots around

WORD 8)

[Against All Odds]

the personal fave......Preachers in the gym, Now i got nothing againest religion of any sort (as i follow the religion of lifting iron), but you shouldnt force it upon other people...esp when im standing next to a barbell loaded up with 200+ kilos ...you may end up wearing it :twisted:

LMAO...end up wearing it hahaha dayum heavy weights there bro.Cant wait till i can throw around 200 kgs. :shock:

[Against All Odds]

I think I am the weird guy in my gym.. I mean I put my weights away, I don't make any noise when I am training. I don't catch up with my mates there.. I just go in and train.. yep definitely the odd man out at my gym!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

you would be the norm in "The House"

Agreed :clap:

[gdl]

at my gym there are a big group of young indians that do "The train barbell curl" it is when they line up behind each other and lift a too heavy barbell and curl it for 10 reps before moving on to the lighter weight, then the lighter weight - ala dropset. Following each one after the other like lemmings off a cliff. None of them have anything to show for it.

Very Funny :pfft:

[samuelNZ]

at my gym there are a big group of young indians that do "The train barbell curl" it is when they line up behind each other and lift a too heavy barbell and curl it for 10 reps before moving on to the lighter weight, then the lighter weight - ala dropset. Following each one after the other like lemmings off a cliff. None of them have anything to show for it.

Hahahah that is just classic! :clap: Made my night :pfft: :pfft:

[samuelNZ]

I admit my post was some what of a highlights reel but everything I said has happened at one point. the rest of the time hes being equally as douchebaggish. If you want to view this spectacle of human wonder, head to cityfitness nelson on quarantine road, thats where he lurks from 6:00 to 6:30.

Van Smasch, I used to train at City Fitness in Nelson about that time daily. I am far from a bogan looking fellow or a total douche (therefore it is not me ) but am very interested to see if I can figure out who this waste of oxygen you are talking about is :pfft:

Can you please give a more detailed description of this guy?

[Against All Odds]

at my gym there are a big group of young indians that do "The train barbell curl" it is when they line up behind each other and lift a too heavy barbell and curl it for 10 reps before moving on to the lighter weight, then the lighter weight - ala dropset. Following each one after the other like lemmings off a cliff. None of them have anything to show for it.

Very Funny :pfft:

LMFAO...very funny indeed...'lemmings' hahaha just picturing it.

[rooney111]

Tho after reading all the squat posts here i do tend to watch peoples form and got some bad looks for it the other day =p

This has become almost a game for my wife and I at our gym.

For the most part I've been in gyms long enough to just ignore most of the dumbshittery that goes on in your average commercial gym. Some of it still pisses me off, crap like people that refuse to put their weights back after finishing, or hogging a squat rack for abs, but for the most part if it's not directly getting in my way I don't give a shit.

Doesn't mean I won't laugh at the guy knee-bending with too much (or too little) weight and grunting while doing it. That's just gym-comedy, nothing to get too worked up over.

And Monday should always be a lower-body day to avoid International Chest Night. Believe me that shit is world-wide.

Agree to most of the posts but a little sad when most BIG guys take the piss out of smaller but dedicated gymmers for wearing trackies, yes we are not very happy about showing the chicken legs for the very reason because we know you big guys are judging. Me for instance I do squats every monday and for some reason my legs are on weaker side, I find it very hard to engage the quads and hence I find it hard to go over 90kg squat (I weigh around 77kg).

[Shutupandsquat]

Tho after reading all the squat posts here i do tend to watch peoples form and got some bad looks for it the other day =p

This has become almost a game for my wife and I at our gym.

For the most part I've been in gyms long enough to just ignore most of the dumbshittery that goes on in your average commercial gym. Some of it still pisses me off, crap like people that refuse to put their weights back after finishing, or hogging a squat rack for abs, but for the most part if it's not directly getting in my way I don't give a shit.

Doesn't mean I won't laugh at the guy knee-bending with too much (or too little) weight and grunting while doing it. That's just gym-comedy, nothing to get too worked up over.

And Monday should always be a lower-body day to avoid International Chest Night. Believe me that shit is world-wide.

Agree to most of the posts but a little sad when most BIG guys take the piss out of smaller but dedicated gymmers for wearing trackies, yes we are not very happy about showing the chicken legs for the very reason because we know you big guys are judging. Me for instance I do squats every monday and for some reason my legs are on weaker side, I find it very hard to engage the quads and hence I find it hard to go over 90kg squat (I weigh around 77kg).

Chill out. At least you're training legs. I've NEVER worn pants on a leg day.

[Grover]

This has become almost a game for my wife and I at our gym.

For the most part I've been in gyms long enough to just ignore most of the dumbshittery that goes on in your average commercial gym. Some of it still pisses me off, crap like people that refuse to put their weights back after finishing, or hogging a squat rack for abs, but for the most part if it's not directly getting in my way I don't give a shit.

Doesn't mean I won't laugh at the guy knee-bending with too much (or too little) weight and grunting while doing it. That's just gym-comedy, nothing to get too worked up over.

And Monday should always be a lower-body day to avoid International Chest Night. Believe me that shit is world-wide.

Agree to most of the posts but a little sad when most BIG guys take the piss out of smaller but dedicated gymmers for wearing trackies, yes we are not very happy about showing the chicken legs for the very reason because we know you big guys are judging. Me for instance I do squats every monday and for some reason my legs are on weaker side, I find it very hard to engage the quads and hence I find it hard to go over 90kg squat (I weigh around 77kg).

Chill out. At least you're training legs. I've NEVER worn pants on a leg day.

:shock:

Ahhh so that's where the user name comes from

:smackbottom:

nearest I could get hahaha

[rooney111]

I wouldn't put this one in weirdo category - maybe annoying .

The type who comes to gym and keep talking to you. I seriously feel bad if I don't listen/or ask them to stop talking. They are just being nice and socialising but taking up my time. So the best way I do is talk and workout, intensity goes down the drain but still I manage to get couple of good reps(maybe thats why i'm growing slowly hmm)

Last week I got one of their number and ask what time going to gym, and I'll just go when they finish seems to work already.

[Shutupandsquat]

Agree to most of the posts but a little sad when most BIG guys take the piss out of smaller but dedicated gymmers for wearing trackies, yes we are not very happy about showing the chicken legs for the very reason because we know you big guys are judging. Me for instance I do squats every monday and for some reason my legs are on weaker side, I find it very hard to engage the quads and hence I find it hard to go over 90kg squat (I weigh around 77kg).

Chill out. At least you're training legs. I've NEVER worn pants on a leg day.

:shock:

Ahhh so that's where the user name comes from

:smackbottom:

nearest I could get hahaha

Not really sure as to what you're implying; but being able to see the muscle motivates me to make it bigger. Just sayin'.

[Ronin]

The type who comes to gym and keep talking to you. I seriously feel bad if I don't listen/or ask them to stop talking. They are just being nice and socialising but taking up my time.

f*ck that. If you're too polite to tell them to piss off, just wear a set of earphones - even if they're not plugged into anything. Then you can ignore them til they f*ck off, and they'll just assume your music is too loud to hear them. But I still prefer the "Piss off, I'm training" option.

[Specter]

The type who comes to gym and keep talking to you. I seriously feel bad if I don't listen/or ask them to stop talking. They are just being nice and socialising but taking up my time.

f*ck that. If you're too polite to tell them to piss off, just wear a set of earphones - even if they're not plugged into anything. Then you can ignore them til they f*ck off, and they'll just assume your music is too loud to hear them. But I still prefer the "Piss off, I'm training" option.

Be Arrogant in the gym..works a treat!

[Calvin]

BAhaha check out the tbag action on the last dude