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Gym wierdos

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What does a women having an orgasm sound like...... :-s

oh you know....its that noise your mum makes when the neighbor comes over to play hide and seek in the bedroom with her....

When I heard mum screaming out OH GOD OH GOD, I thought she was studying the bible

Do you have that dvd also??

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The guys who somehow managed to get slightly bigger while not knowing what their doing and smirk at the guy lifting low weights with good form. But the worst is the indian guy who wears one of those expensive turtle neck jumpers, tight jeans, leather town shoes to do his curls in the squat rack whilst creating a deathly odour in a 50m sq area.

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There is a very scrawny guy at the gym i go to. He wears a singlet and is super white and always has a smug look on his face. Despite all this, he still struts around flexing and staring at himself every second he gets. It's almost like he wants to make out with himself in the mirror. Creeps me out!

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upset Rose already too!

Don't flatter yourself :wink:

I would never upset you Rosie :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

and a spade spade here and a spade spade there here a spare there a spade eveywhere a spade spade

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Don't flatter yourself :wink:

I would never upset you Rosie :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

and a spade spade here and a spade spade there here a spare there a spade eveywhere a spade spade

LOL you not at pro anymore jimjim ????????

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There is a very scrawny guy at the gym i go to. He wears a singlet and is super white and always has a smug look on his face. Despite all this, he still struts around flexing and staring at himself every second he gets. It's almost like he wants to make out with himself in the mirror. Creeps me out!

lol, sounds just like Barbie, she's always checking her ars in the mirrors.

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Looks like I am putting both my feet in my mouth today, upset Rose already too!

I don't think fake tan counts as a colour, even the samoans that have come back to samoa for Christmas look white!

No sense of humour today?

U would know if you truly upset Rose, You would wake up in Hospital with cheekbone and rib fractures..oh and the best bit...missing teeth. :pfft:

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Not so much weirdo as idiot, in LM today a guy who was using 3 squat racks all at once. Push press in one, squatting in another and CURLING in the other and told me this is what he was doing therefore leaving no squat racks free, what a wanker. I am begining to loathe LM more and more. :roll:

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That sucks - he probably wasn't even squatting enough to justify using the rack in the first place hehehe.

So, ditch shinyland for a nicer happier place :grin:

Ha ha it's true! He was squatting childrens size weights! I seriously think I might sell the rest of my membership I really do not have a nice time there, it's set up too weird and guys with too much tan and not enough sharing! I might start going at hideous o'clock in the morning, nobody wants to squat then!

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