Gym wierdos

[Shutupandsquat]

[train hard]

We have a guy who has been coming into the gym for the last month who dances in between each set he does Crack up! Everyone calls him Hammertime! :pfft:

you must train at my gym there is a group of 19 to 20 year olds who train at my gym they go pretty hard but in between there sets and a few yarns depending on what music is been played they break into hard core shuffell or a bit off hip hop its a crack up but it seems to get them in the zone its like training in a night club when they show up laughing, dancing and grunting its full on

[Luigi]

went to squats the other day couldnt find any 20's was wondering where they all were, none on the leg press. look over to the v-squat and theres 160kg loaded on each side.

was like wtf ? (i can do about 40 each side) then the clowns using it proceed to hop on and do some knee bends with a rom of 1-2 inches...... made me fucken rage

if your gonna be a dick and train like a twat thats fine.... but dont use all the 20's in the gym while doing so.

[severe]

Attack of the clones...

[Riccardo]

We have a guy who has been coming into the gym for the last month who dances in between each set he does Crack up! Everyone calls him Hammertime! :pfft:

you must train at my gym there is a group of 19 to 20 year olds who train at my gym they go pretty hard but in between there sets and a few yarns depending on what music is been played they break into hard core shuffell or a bit off hip hop its a crack up but it seems to get them in the zone its like training in a night club when they show up laughing, dancing and grunting its full on

Lol what gym is this? I'm at auck uni gym and there is a group of asian guys who shuffle and shadow box in the mirrors between sets.

I also had to remind one of the PTs that works there that the deadlifting platform was for deadlifts/weightlifting not for circuit training his mates. There's a circuit training room for that purpose. :roll:

[Defkid]

At the les mills I used to go to was an 80 yr old lady long black exetensions, bright red lipstick, fake teeth and you could see the gaps on her gums where joined skin hanging every where.Fucking horrendious to be frank!! She hits on every young dude has asked me out twice! does akward stares when your lifting, has talked to the girls at front desk and has been quoted saying " Im so horny all these hot guys, im going upstairs to get off" no shit... It's disturbing as hell.ISOBELLA YOUR A FREAK... :puke:

[jimjim83]

At the les mills I used to go to was an 80 yr old lady long black exetensions, bright red lipstick, fake teeth and you could see the gaps on her gums where joined skin hanging every where.Fucking horrendious to be frank!! She hits on every young dude has asked me out twice! does akward stares when your lifting, has talked to the girls at front desk and has been quoted saying " Im so horny all these hot guys, im going upstairs to get off" no shit... It's disturbing as hell.ISOBELLA YOUR A FREAK... :puke:

Doesnt gymrat go to les mills? Is this one of the hotties that stares at you GR? It all makes sense now.......

[Luigi]

At the les mills I used to go to was an 80 yr old lady long black exetensions, bright red lipstick, fake teeth and you could see the gaps on her gums where joined skin hanging every where.Fucking horrendious to be frank!! She hits on every young dude has asked me out twice! does akward stares when your lifting, has talked to the girls at front desk and has been quoted saying " Im so horny all these hot guys, im going upstairs to get off" no shit... It's disturbing as hell.ISOBELLA YOUR A FREAK... :puke:

Doesnt gymrat go to les mills? Is this one of the hotties that stares at you GR? It all makes sense now.......

LOL!!

[severe]

At the les mills I used to go to was an 80 yr old lady long black exetensions, bright red lipstick, fake teeth and you could see the gaps on her gums where joined skin hanging every where.Fucking horrendious to be frank!! She hits on every young dude has asked me out twice! does akward stares when your lifting, has talked to the girls at front desk and has been quoted saying " Im so horny all these hot guys, im going upstairs to get off" no shit... It's disturbing as hell.ISOBELLA YOUR A FREAK... :puke:

That is a little too detailed. Are you sure this wasn't from actually kissing her?

But, I am not here to judge. Everyone needs loving, I guess.

[Defkid]

At the les mills I used to go to was an 80 yr old lady long black exetensions, bright red lipstick, fake teeth and you could see the gaps on her gums where joined skin hanging every where.Fucking horrendious to be frank!! She hits on every young dude has asked me out twice! does akward stares when your lifting, has talked to the girls at front desk and has been quoted saying " Im so horny all these hot guys, im going upstairs to get off" no shit... It's disturbing as hell.ISOBELLA YOUR A FREAK... :puke:

That is a little too detailed. Are you sure this wasn't from actually kissing her?

But, I am not here to judge. Everyone needs loving, I guess.

Well when your lying on a bench doing DB press and someone hovers over you squealing "Gday" you kinda get a close up of them, and to be honest I'd rather drop a 20kg plate on my testicale than to even touch her clothing..

[jimjim83]

At the les mills I used to go to was an 80 yr old lady long black exetensions, bright red lipstick, fake teeth and you could see the gaps on her gums where joined skin hanging every where.Fucking horrendious to be frank!! She hits on every young dude has asked me out twice! does akward stares when your lifting, has talked to the girls at front desk and has been quoted saying " Im so horny all these hot guys, im going upstairs to get off" no shit... It's disturbing as hell.ISOBELLA YOUR A FREAK... :puke:

That is a little too detailed. Are you sure this wasn't from actually kissing her?

But, I am not here to judge. Everyone needs loving, I guess.

Well when your lying on a bench doing DB press and someone hovers over you squealing "Gday" you kinda get a close up of them, and to be honest I'd rather drop a 20kg plate on my testicale than to even touch her clothing..

Beggers cant be choosers why do you think GR tipping her up

[Against All Odds]

Guy from gym remembering where I work as I had mentioned it in passing, and ringing me at work wondering where I was as I hadn't been to the gym that morning. :shock:

I think the question on everybodys lips is why hadnt you?

HAHA always count on jimjim.

[muscle99]

There is this really overweight man at my gym (good on him for doing something about his weight) who sometimes walks by me while I'm in the middle of a set, waves in front of me to get my attention, signals me to remove my ear plugs all for a conversation about bullsh*t.

Today I was using the lat pulldown machine, I was resting in between my set, leaning on the machine staring out the window. A girl approaches me, waves in front of my face & asks if she could use the machine for 20 minutes. WTF!I just told her to wait.

[narcosis73]

had this farking clown, going back a couple years, would grunt out his reps on bench press really farking loud, members would stop doing what ever they were doing thinking that someone had injuried themselves, he would then get up and stand close enough to the mirror that he could see his own breath and beat his chest, but thats not the worst of it, on tuesday nites the gym had one of those fitness classes that ladies mainly do in the adjoining room and this guy would grunt out a set and then go stand at the door and just staire, farking crack up. :pfft:

[vracula]

anyone else don't like talking to people in the gym? :-s .Although it can mean you don't have a spotter which sucks.

[becbec]

I saw this guy planking(not the prone hold type) in the gym the other day, next minute he's out planking on the edge of the pool... retard hahaha

[jimjim83]

anyone else don't like talking to people in the gym? :-s .Although it can mean you don't have a spotter which sucks.

I dont mind having a chat its when your though a set and somebody ask can they use the equipment that fucks me off.

I have been leg pressing with 15 plates per side and had a woman ask if she can work in with me use the machine. She wanted a 10kg per side. She couldnt even take the 20kg plates off. She was told to wait. So she complained to the staff that I was using my cell phone. The bitch is mental tries to talk to me at the gym now.

[PeterDolan]

anyone else don't like talking to people in the gym? :-s .Although it can mean you don't have a spotter which sucks.

I dont mind having a chat its when your though a set and somebody ask can they use the equipment that fucks me off.

I have been leg pressing with 15 plates per side and had a woman ask if she can work in with me use the machine. She wanted a 10kg per side. She couldnt even take the 20kg plates off. She was told to wait. So she complained to the staff that I was using my cell phone. The bitch is mental tries to talk to me at the gym now.

Did you need a zimmer frame after that set?

[jimjim83]

anyone else don't like talking to people in the gym? :-s .Although it can mean you don't have a spotter which sucks.

I dont mind having a chat its when your though a set and somebody ask can they use the equipment that fucks me off.

I have been leg pressing with 15 plates per side and had a woman ask if she can work in with me use the machine. She wanted a 10kg per side. She couldnt even take the 20kg plates off. She was told to wait. So she complained to the staff that I was using my cell phone. The bitch is mental tries to talk to me at the gym now.

Did you need a zimmer frame after that set?

I used a mobility scooter with a nascar engine due to the burn in my arse :twisted:

[Calvin]

I dont mind having a chat its when your though a set and somebody ask can they use the equipment that fucks me off.

I have been leg pressing with 15 plates per side and had a woman ask if she can work in with me use the machine. She wanted a 10kg per side. She couldnt even take the 20kg plates off. She was told to wait. So she complained to the staff that I was using my cell phone. The bitch is mental tries to talk to me at the gym now.

Did you need a zimmer frame after that set?

I used a mobility scooter with a nascar engine due to the burn in my arse :twisted:

That was a classic crack up Dolan and Jim.. or in another words :pfft: :pfft: . . . Please post more posts like these. They really aggrevate the hemriods in my ass and give me an awesome buring sensation while eatting my home brand tuna

[thatwaslight]

I dont mind having a chat its when your though a set and somebody ask can they use the equipment that fucks me off.

I have been leg pressing with 15 plates per side and had a woman ask if she can work in with me use the machine. She wanted a 10kg per side. She couldnt even take the 20kg plates off. She was told to wait. So she complained to the staff that I was using my cell phone. The bitch is mental tries to talk to me at the gym now.

Did you need a zimmer frame after that set?

I used a mobility scooter with a nascar engine due to the burn in my arse :twisted:

lmao. f*ck did you drop the bitch?

[Shutupandsquat]

I saw this guy planking(not the prone hold type) in the gym the other day, next minute he's out planking on the edge of the pool... retard hahaha

Did you kick him in the fuckin' head?

[jimjim83]

Did you need a zimmer frame after that set?

I used a mobility scooter with a nascar engine due to the burn in my arse :twisted:

lmao. f*ck did you drop the bitch?

Nah the staff approched me about it I said that I was sending a text I pointed out she was a dried up old hag and if they suspected me of photographing her, from the other side of the gym, they could check my phone. The staff rolled her eyes and said she was a moaner but she had to talk to me or she would complain about her. Staff were very appologetic. Had to do her job I guess. The hag always tries to chat with me I just openly laugh at her and walk away. Maggot.

[samoan_muscle]

anyone else don't like talking to people in the gym? :-s .Although it can mean you don't have a spotter which sucks.

I dont mind having a chat its when your though a set and somebody ask can they use the equipment that fucks me off.

I have been leg pressing with 15 plates per side and had a woman ask if she can work in with me use the machine. She wanted a 10kg per side. She couldnt even take the 20kg plates off. She was told to wait. So she complained to the staff that I was using my cell phone. The bitch is mental tries to talk to me at the gym now.

15 PPS?

Impressive - unless you were using 5KG Plates?

[jimjim83]

anyone else don't like talking to people in the gym? :-s .Although it can mean you don't have a spotter which sucks.

I dont mind having a chat its when your though a set and somebody ask can they use the equipment that fucks me off.

I have been leg pressing with 15 plates per side and had a woman ask if she can work in with me use the machine. She wanted a 10kg per side. She couldnt even take the 20kg plates off. She was told to wait. So she complained to the staff that I was using my cell phone. The bitch is mental tries to talk to me at the gym now.

15 PPS?

Impressive - unless you were using 5KG Plates?

Snap, you got me.

Nah Ive always had a really big leg press. Squat not as impressive but I find leg press easy. It would have been for 6-8ish good reps with wrapped knees. Not GR 1/2 inch reps.