Gym wierdos

[BrotherRobb]

When i used to go to Thorndon Bodyworks, now CityFitness there was a guy who would do his whole workout, cardio and weights, mainly focussed on his abbs and he would be wearing the whole time..

full length jeans

double tshirt

baseball cap

and skatey shoes

sweat wrist bands

first time i saw him i literally stopped looked around and said wtf

[haakuturi]

Necro post alert!

Now that the New Years rush is wearing off; what new weirdos have you all seen?

[aidangro]

At my gym there is a guy i some times have a general chat with, he can bench 125 which is good for his size, i have noticed that he never seems to get any bigger (over the last say 12 months, i asked him what he goal is for this year and he replied, man i just want to put on size.... i'm thinking about starting to eat protein.... do you eat it? does it work. Of course i thought he was joking so i cracked up. he wasn't joking.

[Shutupandsquat]

people doing front squats on a swiss ball

what's wierd about that????

reckon that shows awesome balance and strength :clap: :shock:

Or could could just squat properly and get better results.

At my gym there is a guy i some times have a general chat with, he can bench 125 which is good for his size, i have noticed that he never seems to get any bigger (over the last say 12 months, i asked him what he goal is for this year and he replied, man i just want to put on size.... i'm thinking about starting to eat protein.... do you eat it? does it work. Of course i thought he was joking so i cracked up. he wasn't joking.

Some fucking people

[severe]

Saw this guy who had al the accesseries: Skins, fluoro green running shoes and... had his hair slicked back with what must have been $20 of gel. I don't think he lifted nearly enough weight due to the danger of sweat ruining his gel. His fringe was slicked back to his neck, like someone out of Grease Lightning.

It has been the first time I have ever seen it used heavily during a workout.

[HarryB]

I think I am the weird guy in my gym.. I mean I put my weights away, I don't make any noise when I am training. I don't catch up with my mates there.. I just go in and train.. yep definitely the odd man out at my gym!

[Tygrrh]

Dude came into the gym to do cardio in a pair of see through leggings (sort of like women's lycra). From other gym goers I've learned that he also dresses up like Olivia Newton John in Let's get physical :-s

[haakuturi]

I think I am the weird guy in my gym.. I mean I put my weights away, I don't make any noise when I am training. I don't catch up with my mates there.. I just go in and train.. yep definitely the odd man out at my gym!

:pfft:

[teamfatboy]

Today's "don't quite know how to use the equipment" - guy using the standing calf raise machine, but most of the movement in his knees - kinda like a wierd little hack squat machine :grin:

[Old Bull]

I think I am the weird guy in my gym.. I mean I put my weights away, I don't make any noise when I am training. I don't catch up with my mates there.. I just go in and train.. yep definitely the odd man out at my gym!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

you would be the norm in "The House"

[AgentOrange]

Im taking a mate to the gym at the moment to get him into training.

He bleats and whines the whole time

"can we just do resistance cables"

"i don't wanna do legs no one sees legs"

"Lets to abs"

"lets do abs"

"shall we do abs again today"

and makes this noise while he's lifting "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" doing a 60kg bench..

not so much a wierdo but def no clue

[glen002]

ive been training with a new guy for the last few weeks. When we train legs he always farts on the leg press it is so gross and it sticks makes me wonder why im training with him, no one will even come close to us when his on there :oops:

[firegirl]

OMG these posts are hilarious! Makes me glad I don't use a public gym!

[Deano]

I confess I am a gym weirdo, or more a gym dickhead.

We have this pull up bar behind this station of seats with this massive full size mirror at the front. When I do pull ups I fork out my legs and go up and down with this massive smile looking down on the person so in the mirror it looks like im tea bagging them.

Its my way of letting them know whose the king of my gym.. but i will stop eventually.

[Shutupandsquat]

[jimjim83]

I confess I am a gym weirdo, or more a gym dickhead.

We have this pull up bar behind this station of seats with this massive full size mirror at the front. When I do pull ups I fork out my legs and go up and down with this massive smile looking down on the person so in the mirror it looks like im tea bagging them.

Its my way of letting them know whose the king of my gym.. but i will stop eventually.

Maybe if you focused more on your training instead of homoerotic fantasies your arms wouldnt look like toothpicks...

[Maximus]

You are so far in the closet jimjim you are having adventures in Narnia.

[Mutant Chest]

Relates to him quite nicely i think :pfft:

[joshrage]

I recently trained at auckland uni gym in the evening one day. I don't know if it was a weird time or something, but it was an absolute smorgasbord of appalling technique and posers.

One guy was there in one of those thin singlets that show off your nipples - and he was there when i got there, still there some 70min later and I never saw him lift a weight once. No sweat, no workout, simply just walking around looking at himself in different mirrors and trying to get noticed by flexing etc. Then he'd rest for a bit on one of the machines before posing again. Wtf?

the place was absolutely jam-packed full of similar poses and general all round motherfuckers. One guy was concentrating so hard it looked like he was trying to shit out a sword while he tricep-pulldown'd 10kg via cables....

Others were trying to get massive biceps by curling waaaaay too much weight for them. it was like a 1/4 ROM curl followed by anterior deltoid lift x with power clean. honestly, lift a weight you can actually do for a couple of weeks so that those needle-arms actually grow...

and finally, i'm on my last set of squats and some guy comes up to me and asks if i'm done with the rack. I tell him one more set and then push myself over the limit and end up failing with the weight across my back. Foolishly I had set the safety bars too low (i didn't plan on bailing by myself...) and was struggling to get the weight down low enough to rack it. I finally manage, after pretty much sucking my own cock - that's how bad i had to lower my face to the ground and the guy's like 'sweet, can you take the weights off for me?!' geez, whatever happened to a brother helping someone out with a spot? this guy just stood there watching me snap my back in half while patiently waiting his turn...

that was one weird workout.

[ctec27]

Nothing better than waiting for the pull up bars, when the guy about to use it spits in his hands and rubs them together....I wish I had gloves today

[Deano]

Maybe if you focused more on your training instead of homoerotic fantasies your arms wouldnt look like toothpicks...

Toothpicks, Toothpick arms...hmmm lemme see

Wow I see the resemblence!!!!!

Oh deary me Jimjim I blame my arm size on im only 18 and natural.

The picture was taken when I was 17

checkmate

[Shutupandsquat]

LOL. He thinks he's big. Cute

[Deano]

LOL. He thinks he's big. Cute

Oh no you would know about big more then anyone on here. I heard you're like 6ft 4. :grin:

[Shutupandsquat]

LOL. He thinks he's big. Cute

Oh no you would know about big more then anyone on here. I heard you're like 6ft 4. :grin:

I heard you don't even squat.

[WANABJAKD]

Deano, are you on dbol cereal now? :pfft: