Gym wierdos

[AgentOrange]

As a follow upto 'dirty gyms' does anyone else have any wierdos at their gym?

At Unisports aka Adidas training center in auckland(and i hope he reads this) a guy i estimate to be in his 60's faaarking reeks its like a mixture of B.O and damp washing ya know that smell if you dont hang it out to dry. He wears sunnies in the gym does 1 rep sets and never uses a towel or wipes his sweat.

[boostinggtir]

isn't it cool to not use a towel?

[Sheta]

I think most gyms would have a couple. Les Mills the Tron has one guy that struts around as if hes uber cool, but looks like he has stepped off the show 'Beauty & The Geek'. He often wears jeans to the gym, nice & low on his hips with the top of a G-String showing.

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Next time he's in I'll try to get a sneaky pic!

[rose]

One gym I went to had a guy who'd wear a g-string bodysuit with low cut neck ala borat and leopard skin print leotard under it (the leotard was sometimes different, slime green once etc), white para rubber sneakers with hot pink shoelaces, a headband and wristbands ala Richard Simmons. He never used the weights, strictly an exercycle man. He'd come into the gym first to check who was there before deeming it safe to return in his 'gear'. Still, at least he wasn't a chicken legs momentum curler hey :pfft:

[Draft]

Still, at least he wasn't a chicken legs momentum curler hey :pfft:

Pet peeve of yours or just a stab at poor form in general?

There is a guy I have seen train at my gym in sunglasses a few times.

And the guy that does a set of cable flys always followed by a set of ab checks.

Nothing too outrageous tho...Standard 2cm ROMS and what not.

[rose]

Pet peeve of yours or just a stab at poor form in general?

Just a stab at the chicken legs homo who kisses his biceps when he sees me! Classic case of chest and biceps only. Even his mate thinks he's a wanker :grin:

[Travel Express]

Guys that tuck there T-shirts in like really hardcore at the gym, especially this dude that has a pony tail.

These young dudes that have been doing the same stuff at the gym for the past 9months and still have not got any bigger. :roll:

[becbec]

These young dudes that have been doing the same stuff at the gym for the past 9months and still have not got any bigger. :roll:

There a guy like that at my gym, he does that same thing every day without fail but his body composition is still exactly the same

Was doing my stretches the other day and some old f**k next to me let one rip, it was sooooooo grotty

[tonyb]

Some guy at our gym always wears track pants and never trains his legs.

Maybe he's got a legite reason like a fuked up leg or something he doesn't want anyone to see. You can't judge people without knowing the facts.

[Chemo]

At CPIT gym there was this weird, european dude, or russian not sure. But anywho hed always bash out three reps with worst form, then go for a stroll around the gym with his hands by his sides. I mean thats not too bad but when he gets uncomfortly close to you and your bench it gets a little weird. CPIT gym is real open as well (cause theres nothing in it lol). I also just found it strange how he did jack all while he was in the gym

[Chemo]

OH! I got another one. Some old and unattractive cougar was almost squatting on me, i was on a bench doing flys( i changed to tri ext once she rocked up) and she starts doing DB squats quite close, like...half a metre close. I dont know if my personal bubble is huge but it was weird. I actually laughed or snickered and she kept on pushing them squats >

[Draft]

Pet peeve of yours or just a stab at poor form in general?

Just a stab at the chicken legs homo who kisses his biceps when he sees me! Classic case of chest and biceps only. Even his mate thinks he's a wanker :grin:

Hmm...better not post my legs shot then - you might realise who I really am.

[Travel Express]

Pet peeve of yours or just a stab at poor form in general?

Just a stab at the chicken legs homo who kisses his biceps when he sees me! Classic case of chest and biceps only. Even his mate thinks he's a wanker :grin:

Hmm...better not post my legs shot then - you might realise who I really am.

:pfft: :pfft: :pfft:

[thatwaslight]

id be here all night if i was to describe the weirdos of my current/previous gyms. the main thing is people that f****** stink you should be asked to leave and if you dont go, banned it makes me sick! :evil:

[boostinggtir]

id be here all night if i was to describe the weirdos of my current/previous gyms. the main thing is people that f****** stink you should be asked to leave and if you dont go, banned it makes me sick! :evil:

I smelt real bad today.

[Chillicat]

I'm pretty sure I've mentioned her before, but there used to be a woman who came to group classes at my gym and she was fully decked out in 80s gear - the leotard, leggings, leg warmers, and even the plastic side combs in her hair. I thought she was being ironic, but the more I saw her, the more I realised that she just never appears to have left the 80s

[rose]

You can't judge people without knowing the facts.

Very true! But I know Mr Chicken Legs at Le Sewer, am friends with his mate, and his 'reason' for being a homo is nothing more than he's an ignorant wanker :grin: Fail etc.

Hmm...better not post my legs shot then - you might realise who I really am.

Heh :-s Harro Mr Chicken Legs, you're a wanker :pfft:

[Beowulf]

we had this Indian guy at my gym up home in central typical fat boy lifter I'm sure you know the type.

One day he got excessivly bad and decided he would throw down the gauntlet and challenge me to a few different exercises here is how it went

1- Preacher Curls

He we were pretty even at this one both doing a wee bit of weight

2- Arm Wrestle

I just thrashed him left and right hand

3- Leg press

He asked me to set the weight so I loaded it up with 250kg and belted out a set of twelve. He sits there gets it to 3 quarters of his first rep and can't push it back up we had to pull it off him.

Same Dude later on in the year put his hand through a window and cut up some of the ligaments didn't stop him training so he was doing concentration curls with 10kgs in his good arm and 2 in his weak arm

Some people ae?

[AlBundy]

There's this guy at my gym who looks like he came straight of a mountain, like some human/gorilla hybrid descendant of bigfoot. Large hairy and covered with moles. He wears a singlet and shorts and his primary goal is to occupy a benchpress for over 30 minutes at a time while sweating profusely all over it.

[becbec]

There's this father and son at my gym. They're both really fat and the dad stands next to the son yelling at him to bust out some more reps. They both have no idea what they're doing.. bad form etc

[Gym rat]

There is a person at my gym that wears a highlanders jersery and a highlanders scarfe that seats on the bike for the hole time and I think :puke: :puke: or change the jersery to a hurricanes jersery instead

[HaNs]

Guy who wears a flat peak on the xtrainer

gansta

[Hybrid]

Young guys hanging around weights area not training, just talking cr@p and txting :kiss:, it's like a Gay convention. They just get in the way, I can't see myself in the mirror whilst I train :snooty:

[nate225]

Young guys hanging around weights area not training, just talking cr@p and txting :kiss:, it's like a Gay convention. They just get in the way, I can't see myself in the mirror whilst I train :snooty:

LMAO - the first bit was good, but then I read the "I can't see myself in the mirror" bit and thought maybe you're part of the earlier mentioned convention! :pfft:

Our gym has one mirror, it measures 10cm x 8cm, and is part of the towel dispenser in the mens changing rooms. Sorry ladies maybe in next years budget :grin: I'm not sure if Powerhouse or ESB even have that? Either way the size & strength in those 3 gyms is well above most gyms.......... and with no mirrors to pose in! :nod:

[Ordy]

Do seem to get a few guys training in hoodies and jeans etc all the time, including running etc.

Even when its insanely hot in a singlet and shorts :/