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How many bowel motions do you pass a day?

tonyb

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Told a guy that needed to come in 250 gms lighter for under 80kgs to go for a big dump, but didn't happen, suppose people can't poo on demand huh :-s That would probably be a small-average poo eh.... what you re'con a poo would weigh then, 5 hundy may be? :pfft:

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and piss like every 1/2 hour

Has anyone else been in sync with another person at work?

Some days, I bump into the same women multiple times throughout the day, like we're on the same pee cycle :shock:

The other day, I bumped into the same chick 4 or 5 times :shifty: Unfortunately she's kinda chatty whereas I'm an in/out kinda girl :pfft:

Oh, and why is it, when you choose a cubicle away from another occupied one, or one furtherest away from the door, whatever, the next chick who comes along will usually always choose the cubicle next to yours rather than one further down the line? :-s Even in public toilets! I'm really not into group peeing aye, it's kinda spooky :snooty:

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and piss like every 1/2 hour

Has anyone else been in sync with another person at work?

Some days, I bump into the same women multiple times throughout the day, like we're on the same pee cycle :shock:

The other day, I bumped into the same chick 4 or 5 times :shifty: Unfortunately she's kinda chatty whereas I'm an in/out kinda girl :pfft:

Oh, and why is it, when you choose a cubicle away from another occupied one, or one furtherest away from the door, whatever, the next chick who comes along will usually always choose the cubicle next to yours rather than one further down the line? :-s Even in public toilets! I'm really not into group peeing aye, it's kinda spooky :snooty:

Maybe those women are stocking? :-s :-s

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So u can kick their ass/smash thier face

Manager: We'd like to clarify a matter regarding you assaulting X in the toilets

Rose: Well, um, she always pees at the same time as me and someone I know suggested she was planning to strangle me with her stockings and when I went weez earlier she had her stockings in her hand and I thought she was coming for me

Manager: :shock: X says she was just getting changed to go to the gym!

Rose: :pfft: Oh. Sucks to be her. Are we gonna send her flowers in hospital? 8)

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So u can kick their ass/smash thier face

Manager: We'd like to clarify a matter regarding you assaulting X in the toilets

Rose: Well, um, she always pees at the same time as me and someone I know suggested she was planning to strangle me with her stockings and when I went weez earlier she had her stockings in her hand and I thought she was coming for me

Manager: :shock: X says she was just getting changed to go to the gym!

Rose: :pfft: Oh. Sucks to be her. Are we gonna send her flowers in hospital? 8)

LMFO :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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