RIDICULOUS LINES FROM SUPPLEMENT COMPANIES

[vracula]

I was just looking for a pre workout drinlk and then i came across some ridiculous line,just post the lamest supplement company BS you have read

from the kings themselves

Muscletech anabolic halo

"In just seconds, an intense, glacial-like chill overwhelms the back of your throat. The subzero, arctic outbreak has begun! In virtually no time, it feels like your entire physiological profile is “freezing” as the mega-dose of more than 75 cutting-edge and musclebuilding ingredients in the ANABOLIC HALO™ formula courses through your veins. The cryo-anabolic post-workout growth-inducing event invades your muscles and engages an anabolic uprising within them … leaving them with no choice but to grow!"

is this safe to take in the winter lol?

and to top it off,darrem charles

lmao

[Lazarus]

lol, Muscletech have always had the best!

[orange]

That is pretty cool

Some creative thinking going on there.

[goinhard]

"In just seconds, a mediocre tingle tickles the back of your throat. The substandard, mild outbreak has begun! In 20 minutes, it feels like your entire physiological profile is the same as before, as the mega-dose of more than 75 overused and underdosed musclebuilding ingredients in the ANABOLIC NONSENSE™ formula dissipate in your stomach. The bogus post-workout wallet-lightening event invades your cupboard spaces and looks pretty within them … leaving you with no choice but to admit stupidity"

Obviously what they meant.

[musclenz]

Muscletech are full of Bullshit & so are their products. The biggest hyped up crap to come out of the US.

[AlBundy]

I read that shit for laughs. Can't actually believe people respond to that kind of advertising. All the ingredients listed under proprietary blend. Thought it was hilarious in bigger stronger faster when he showed how easy it was to make a supplement. Pretty label, some gel caps and some cheap corn powder or something.

[curtb]

"I AM MORPH. I AM LIKE NO OTHER. Unlike any supplement you've ever experienced. At least 10 years ahead of my time. Scientists and gurus considered me 'impossible.' I have taken micro-nutrient timing to an entirely new, never-before-iagined level. Your wait is finally over... with me, you can now morph each training session into a mind-blowing, blood-engorging, muscle-building frenzy, the liek of which you've never experienced before!"

- Isatori Morph

[runveerun]

Isn't this considered false advertising or something? Muscle techs ads are just so over the top! They take up so much space in the muscle mags! Yet they seem to put me off buying their stuff cause it's just such a obvious lie they are telling!

OR does all this stuff really work like they say it does and I'm missing out on building 10000% more muscle each time I work out?

Superpump says 'promotes skin tearing muscle pumps, roadmap vascularity and explosive workouts'

I must say I was a little scared the first time I used the stuff! but I have yet to have 'skin tearing' muscle pumps, I envisage having to carry a needle and thread with me to sew my skin back up!

[Hennie]

There are only a few solid, honest companies, the most honest one I have found was AST.

Ok time for a laugh and yup M.A.P is an IOVATE product and as you guessed IOVATE also owns Muscletech.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/809101/enter_the_asylum/

Enjoy........I wasn't able to sleep, this is so hardcore the labels are listed as Class A drugs

And when that video finished it had a link to this:

[runveerun]

And when that video finished it had a link to this:

Oh I didn't realise they made it like that! Geez I can make it myself at home! :shock: :crazy:

[JumpNZ]

Those are nothing compared to what Powerthirst are offering up.. Why aren't we all on this wonder supp?!

(and before some clown tries to flame me, yes I do know this has been posted before)

[Draft]

I love this line,

"Due to the extreme reactivity of the naNO Vapor formula, made sure the container is stabilized for at least 10 to 15 seconds before opening the lid. Otherwise, nanoparticulated particles invisible to the naked eye may escape the confines of the container. Do not leave the container open for more than 30 seconds. Due to the unbridled power of naNO Vapor, make absolutely certain that you have read the entire label before using naNO Vapor. You must precisely follow the directions provided."

From Muscletech naNO Vapor...

[vracula]

I love this line,

"Due to the extreme reactivity of the naNO Vapor formula, made sure the container is stabilized for at least 10 to 15 seconds before opening the lid. Otherwise, nanoparticulated particles invisible to the naked eye may escape the confines of the container. Do not leave the container open for more than 30 seconds. Due to the unbridled power of naNO Vapor, make absolutely certain that you have read the entire label before using naNO Vapor. You must precisely follow the directions provided."

From Muscletech naNO Vapor...

LMAO.this company is run on noob money.

I have to admit i tried nitrotech ,yummy powder!