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SoaringSwine Senior member

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Well Tuesday’s crap sale was fun wasn’t it? We broke another record and managed to keep the website up and running for a full 30 minutes before it packed a sad instead of the usual 30 seconds we’ve managed with BOC’s Parts 1 & 2 for one thing!.

We thought it would pay to drop you all a line to let you know how we’re doing getting the orders out the door and the honest truth is that we’re a little bit swamped at the moment!!!

It seems that our beloved (though sometimes petulant) website decided to pull a prank on us and instead of having 11 000 Bags of Crap available for sale like the last one we did it more than tripled that which means that we now have 35727 orders to get out the door ( we know that because we made “That Buying Guy” count them all!!! ) So hence our warehouse looks something like this right now……..

We’ve stocked up on No Doze and are working night and day to get your orders out to you but it’s probably going to take us until the middle of next week before we see the factory floor again. So please, please, please be patient with us while we work on getting this stuff out the door.

Important points to note:

If your Credit Card payment was accepted but you haven’t received an order confirmation from us Don’t Panic!!! We’ve got your order but one of the well oiled wheels of the 1-day machine temporarily fell off and the e-mail got lost somewhere between us and you (we’re thinking there’s a bunch of the them in that black hole at Calcutta)

If you haven’t received an e-mail to say your Bag of Crap is on it’s way then we say again – Don’t Panic!!! It may not have left the building yet but we promise you will get your order.

Please don’t bother calling our friends at Courier Post chasing delivery as if they don’t have it from us yet then they can’t be expected to deliver it can they??!! We recommend that if you haven’t got your order by next Thursday then drop us a line at info@1-day.co.nz and we’ll get onto it pronto.

If you’re running the water into your bath and you see 6 humongous Pirhanna swimming around hungrily then DO Panic!!! (it’s got nothing to do with Crap sales or 1-day but we just wanted to distinguish between the appropriate and inappropriate times to panic).

Lastly, folks, we just wanted to say a massive “Thanks, you all rock!!” for getting behind the spirit of our Bag of Crap sales. Hopefully you’ve enjoyed the mystery of it all and walked away with some absolute bargains. We’ve had fun preparing this for you and once the dust has settled we’ll sit back and reflect on the fabness that is our 1-day customer like you!!

But for now, there’s crap to pack so I’m off!!

The Head Honcho in Charge of Stuff

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i got some shitty as girls jandals that are size 9.. no chick i know has that big feet.. not to mention they are frkn ugly

gutted!!

lol stfu, i have size 9 feet :shifty:

jus sayin i dont know any chick with that size feet.. not sayin you are a big footed giant

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quotejoss Junior member

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I can beat u all with useless Bag Of Crap

I got a womens tshirt with printing on the back saying if i enter the code on it i get a fifty dollar voucher for 1day... but it says it expired in march 2008!!!

I've gotten about 10 things off 1day before

Im never buying anythng off them again

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I can beat u all with useless Bag Of Crap

I got a womens tshirt with printing on the back saying if i enter the code on it i get a fifty dollar voucher for 1day... but it says it expired in march 2008!!!

I've gotten about 10 things off 1day before

Im never buying anythng off them again

i basicly feel the same man!

ive got 3 items of clothing off there none of them have fit.. the only thing im guna buy is electrical products

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Got my Bag'o'wank yesterday. Some women's jandals/flipflops :pfft:

Free to a good home if any of you ladies are interested - or guys, give them to your missus so she can schlap you with them! :grin:

US size 10, UK 7.5

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