HOT TOPIC: You know you're a bodybuilder when...

[Pseudonym]

OK - time for another Hot Topic. Let's get these going!

You know you're a bodybuilder when...

... you look enviously at the chicken breast you're preparing for lunch, and think how unfair it is that hens have such big chests.

[jono]

when u cant get off the john the morning after legs

when u try to guess peoples bodytypes u see in the street

u base your whole day around your meals

[Pseudonym]

...when you have more cleavage than your girlfriend does, and less body hair. :pfft:

[Brick]

When you go on holiday and search desperatley for the local gym.

After you`ve done a chest workout you have to use both arms to put your seatbelt on to drive your car home.

[jono]

When you go on holiday and search desperatley for the local gym.

After you`ve done a chest workout you have to use both arms to put your seatbelt on to drive your car home.

done both of those :grin:

how about when onr of ur flatemates adjusts the shower head so its real low cus shes short, then you CANT move it back up after a shoulder workout cos its hurts too much LOL.

[1day]

old topic but .........found some goodies

you know your a bodybuilder

-when u hear cutting and think of cardio instead of scissors.

-when stretch lines are a sign of progress.

-when You think of food in terms of functionality, practicality, and

finally taste, rather than the other way around.

- when You take more pills than your grandma who has arthritis and

high blood pressure.

- when You look at the protein content of foods before anything else

-when you learn to appreciate the taste of water.

- when You pass on a drinking and partys and your excuse is that you're cutting.

- when when you find a bar you start doing chin ups for fun.

- when You walk with a zimmer frame the day after leg day.

[crxtc]

- People ask you to flex your muscles

- You love to wear short sleeve shirts or tank tops

- Your clothes don't fit any more

- You drink more water than a camel in the middle of a drought

- People ask you to help them lift stuff all the time, open jars, get something unstuck, etc.

- You know the owner of your local supplement store by name

- you go through cartons of eggs like smokers go through cartons of cigs

- you're still trying to gain weight while everyone else is trying to LOSE weight

- People comment on your grip when you shake hands

- If you have to eat some junk, the first thing you do is see how much fat is in it before you even consider eating it.

-You have to buy baggy or lose fit jeans since your legs size have out grown your waist size.

- You've torn underwear/pants while doing heavy squats (happen to me last week :oops: )

- When someone says test you think testosterone.

[Gym rat]

- When you eat more food then your co workers

- letting off farts that sink out the gym or work

- when you need a wheel chair after doing legs

- when you grunt and yell in the gym

- have hard time siting down after training legs

- When someone says Venice CA you think Muscle beach or Golds gym Venice Ca

- when you buy lots of cans of tuna from the supermarket you get strange looks from customer's or the check out person

- when you fart in the middle of set at the gym you think god bless all that yummy protein

- Your food takes up most of the space in the fridge at work

-have a hard time to get your shirt off after a hard back work out

- when you hear the name Joe Weider you think the Olympia,Flex magazine and Muscle and fitness

-have a hard time walking up stairs after doing legs

[samoan_muscle]

- letting off farts that sink out the gym or work

- when you need a wheel chair after doing legs

- when you grunt and yell in the gym

- When someone says Venice CA you think Muscle beach or Golds gym Venice Ca

- when you fart in the middle of set at the gym you think god bless all that yummy protein

These things mean your name is Gym rat or you are a Gym rat wannabe.

[marky65]

- when you fart in the car and ask the kids if they smell fire :pfft:

[boostinggtir]

When your friends always give you shit about always bringing food round to their house. :pfft:

[1day]

when u compliment another guys body, and people think your gay :roll:

:thankyou: (........and now i just wait for someone to make smart ass comment) :doh:

[samoan_muscle]

:thankyou: (........and now i just wait for someone to make smart ass comment) :doh:

You're already gay 1day...aka 1-gay

[1day]

and there it is...... :clap: well done SM, as usual living up to ur assumed muturity level :poked: :doh:

[gazza]

you spend longer in the bathroom/shower than your missus

[samoan_muscle]

and there it is...... :clap: well done SM, as usual living up to ur assumed muturity level :poked: :doh:

Learn to spell, bible basher..

[startinfromscratch]

when your flatties give you 'the look' ....

'the look' happens when your cooking up chicken, rice, kumara and trays of eggs, all for youself...

also when every night theres a water bottle and 5 tuppurware containers in the fridge, not one of which anyone else thinks of as food!

when you let out a 'AAAAAAARRRRHHHHHHH' to sit on the couch, for three days after your leg day...

[soundsgood]

When you open up NZBB.co.nz and the whole page is blue because youve already read every post :shifty:

[Shapeshifter]

All your hard training and dieting is rewarded on stage with a trophy!

[jonafat]

When you go on BBNZ and SM is on there bagging everybody.Back on the banana boat coconut joe :pfft:

[teamfatboy]

when you let out a 'AAAAAAARRRRHHHHHHH' to sit on the couch, for three days after your leg day...

Absolutely totally...

...when you step up to the bar, and there's not a beer in sight!

[Varven]

You keep hitting random poses in front of any mirror as long as people aren't watching ........

you know exactly how much protein, carbs and fats are there in every food item in any normal supermarket..

You preach about the evils of saturated fats but would gladly inject yourself with boatloads of steroid cocktails ...

You love telling people about how much or rather how little you weighed when you were 18 years old ......

You nearly orgasm from the ego stroking when your partner tells you that your the muscliest person they've ever been with ...

[1day]

When you go on BBNZ and SM is on there bagging everybody.Back on the banana boat coconut joe :pfft:

:clap:

[Android]

When you find yourself reading all these posts and going ....

Yep

Yep that's me

Yep done that ... LOL :pfft:

[Gym rat]

when poseing in between sets at the gym and hit a side chest pose.