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Whats some stupid shit you hear from people about bb?


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'You only have so many heart beats in a life time if you exercise you use them up more quickly'

LMAO, is she like 8yrs old? :clap:

She is 25 years old and she knows this information because one of her friends nearly had a heart attack and their doctor told them to rest for the rest of their life as she only had so many heart beats left and she had used up alot of them?!!

:pfft:

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'You only have so many heart beats in a life time if you exercise you use them up more quickly'

LMAO, is she like 8yrs old? :clap:

She is 25 years old and she knows this information because one of her friends nearly had a heart attack and their doctor told them to rest for the rest of their life as she only had so many heart beats left and she had used up alot of them?!!

:pfft:

Buy her a bacon burger and coke everyday, the world is overpoplulated with idiots as it is.

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at Four Seasons Howick...

There were a group of 5 youngsters benching and the one said what about decline bench? So the "group leader" told the guy as they all are using creatine it will cause overdevelopment of the lower chest and people call that bitch tits!

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More of a stupid shit in the gym story than a BB one. But three skinny white guys jumped on to do a bench press with 70kg. Knew they would be able to lift it and waited for the dude to drop it on his chest which he did, and so did the other two guys as well. The last one then proclaimed that he used to do 80kg and bench pressing was stupid because you ALWAYS need a spotter and that he uses DBs because you can just drop them when your done..

I said to them all "Why don't you just put on a weight that you can actually handle then you wont have that problem?"

The reply was, "Nah, DBs are better."

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Standard BB crap I hear is just the norms:

"I would be as big as you if I spent that much time in the gym too"

"It's not real muscle though because you use protein powder"

The classic one goes something like this:

"I want to lift weights but don't want to end up massive like those dudes on the TV". My reply: "I train hard 6-7 hours a week lifting weights and I look nothing like those dudes". The response: "You must be doing it wrong then"

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Standard BB crap I hear is just the norms:

"I would be as big as you if I spent that much time in the gym too"

"It's not real muscle though because you use protein powder"

The classic one goes something like this:

"I want to lift weights but don't want to end up massive like those dudes on the TV". My reply: "I train hard 6-7 hours a week lifting weights and I look nothing like those dudes". The response: "You must be doing it wrong then"

......? What the hell mate? These are all true? :S LOL jk.

Gotta love the last one u mentioned "u must be doin it wr0ng ph@ggot" - lol. *sigh* at people sometimes.

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I hate being used as a yard stick... Like when my friends get into a bit of biff in a bar "Ahh bro you shoulda seen the guy, he was bigger than you and (insert name) beat the shit out of him"

Or people trying it on with me because they think I'm just another bodybuilder and I wont be keen for some biff :lol: Oh how wrong they are :lol::lol:

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  • 2 weeks later...

Watching the skinny guys with shit form, who have been at the gym for years longer than I have, who have spotters who lift the weight for them (50/50 training here :pfft: ) who then try to give advice to other people who are actually bigger and use good form (on the premise that they can bench 60kgs, with the help from spotters, who lift more of it than they push). :oops:

This is the most humorous thing.

Oh, and they grunt the most.

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