Steroids

[brock_solid]

I dont know anything about steriods but i hear they will make me big like teh hulk!!, which is wat i want hehe, so i can be all when somebody be all in ma face i be like what biatch and shazam knock dey ass out wit my big hulk muscles booyah.

I be like all, search the internet fo steroids and dey be like 2 hundy cash bro, and i be all like ya ya, fo some steroids dat guna be sent to me from da U S of A, it guna be da shizz dis is what a i bet, yep.

Im 17, and not getting big enough using my patatoe sack as my bicep curls n shit, and press ups aint doin jack, so i be like all il just take steriods and sit back and watch my muscles grow real big and be liike shazam yeah what up now biatch to all da big soolys at school.

[Pseudonym]

Ouch. I hear where you're coming from, brock, and I sympathise. But I'm going to be brutally honest - you've got a long way to go before you should even think about steroids.

At 17, your hormones haven't even begun to sort themselves out yet, and adding more could cause you some nasty side effects. Permanently.

Besides, it sounds like there may be some improvements we can make to your training. What do your workouts look like right now? Do you have access to a gym?

Steroids are not my strong point, so I'll leave it to others to explain what problems you could have. (Be gentle with him, guys! :pfft:)

[grinder]

Hang on, have a look back at this guys other posts. Its either a piss take or one of his mates has gotten on his computer...

[deegee]

I agree with you Grinder looks out of character .....brock what happened?

[frogie2001]

agree. Brock is normally understandable. :pfft:

[brock_solid]

Heh, course this thread is a joke, i don't think anyone with the wording that i used in my first post would even have access to the internet, i just felt like rumaging around and making up some bull :grin:

I know steroids wouldn't even work at my age since my hormones are raging enough as it is so i wouldn't even consider it.

I have access to the gym i just got a one year membership the other week, it's going great, this time i'm going to eat more and stay out of the gym, cause last time i was in the gym 2 - 3 hours a day 5 or 6 times a week, but the key is to eat :twisted:

Pseudonym wheres my Hulk t shirt

[Pseudonym]

:oops:

I blame the fact it was half-past midnight when I posted!

As for the shirts... http://www.nzbb.co.nz/forum/viewtopic.php?p=8397

[jono]

:oops:

I blame the fact it was half-past midnight when I posted!

As for the shirts... http://www.nzbb.co.nz/forum/viewtopic.php?p=8397

i thought u would be in bed by then, getting the sleep you need to grow man :grin:

[Pseudonym]

Aye... Just shows the level of my commitment and dedication to this forum, eh?!

(Actually, I was waiting to fit one more meal in before bed. I really need to move my body clock forward though, since I'm wasting half the morning sleeping in)

[deegee]

A bit of a night owl myself I often see you on here in the small hours !!

But I get to sleep in the morning too. Great isnt it