New words for bodybuilders

[Pseudonym]

Never let it be said that bodybuilders are thick (unless they're talking about our lats). Here are some words we can drop into our vocabularies and impress everyone.

Pamphagous adj.

Eating or consuming everying.

Lara's weight broke the scales, and being a vengeful pamphagous eater, she decided to swallow the wretched machine as well.

Crassulent adj.

Very fat; overweight; grossly obese.

Lara's pamphagous habits caused her to become crassulent.

Penarious adj.

Of, or pertaining to food supplies or provisions.

It is not a good idea to put a crassulent, pamphagous person in charge of penarious matters.

Odynometer n.

Instrument for measuring pain.

Despite the name, sissy squats score highly on the odynometer.

Alogotrophy n.

Excessive nutrition of part of body resulting in deformity.

No doubt certain parts of his body are exceptionally large, but it's probably just due to alogotrophy.

Gnathonize v.

To flatter.

Since I started bodybuilding, girls keep coming up to gnathonize me.

Pullarian adj.

Pertaining to chicken or fowl.

A large part of a bodybuilder's diet is pullarian.

Pseudisodomous adj.

Style of wall construction using stones of different thicknesses.

Before building the house of bricks, the three little pigs considered something with pseudisodomous walls.

(Okay, that one has nothing to do with bodybuilding. I just liked it.)

Drop these words into everyday conversation, and people will realise you're no foppotee (idiot).

Courtesy of http://www.savethewords.org/

[SoaringSwine]

Extra words are doubleplusungood. Pseudonym must be crimethinker. Must report to inner party.

[AlBundy]

Damn those are some good words, fun to roll of the tongue.

[boostinggtir]

Cool, now people will think I'm smart.

[1day]

so does it mean im thick in the fact that i wouldnt know how to pronounce most of them :doh: :shifty: