Things to refain from saying during sex

[Johnboy007]

Opimass Says "Transformers......More than meets the eye" :pfft:

Sorry dude, couldn't resist.

[Optimass]

Opimass Says "Transformers......More than meets the eye" :pfft:

Sorry dude, couldn't resist.

keine Sorgen :nod:

[AgentOrange]

""do you need a hand getting back in the wheelchair"

LMFAO

[Johnboy007]

"wow, its like a real penis but smaller"

"can I pick up the soap now"

[AK]

"do you need a hand getting back in the wheelchair"

Evil... lol! :pfft:

[weener lad]

"your sister was much better"

[Johnboy007]

"probably should have mentioned this earlier, I use to be a man (flop.....thud)"

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

"how much was this again, will you take an IOU"

[Optimass]

"don't worry when I turn the lights out you all look the same" :nod:

[laurasaur]

do you like the name rebecca if its a girl?

[AgentOrange]

"Did i mention im HIV positive?"

[Hennie]

"Did i mention im HIV positive?"

ouch!

[decade]

LOL Adding to it from a female persepective of 3 words never to be said:

"Is it in".

"Did i mention im HIV positive?"

ouch!

lol!

[1day]

"oh yea Cindy , ........ i mean Sandy!!" :oops:

"remember..... up the bum ,no baby's. so wot do u say??"

" umm ,u did say you were ova 18 right??" :?

"man, i love it that your a heavy sleeper" zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :shifty: