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Things to refain from saying during sex

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Android Veteran member

Android

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Work is a bit slow here so .... here goes.

But everybody looks funny naked

Do you accept VISA?

Oh on seconds thoughts we better turn off the lights.

Wow baby you're good enough to do this for a living.

Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?

No really, I do this part better myself.

Now you ain't gonna tell no-one are ya?

I hate women who actually think sex means something.

Sorry about the name tags I'm just not good with names.

How long do you plan to be "almost there"?

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Did I mention the Video Camera?

Try breathing through your nose

And to think, I was really trying to pick up your friend

I want a baby!

Did I tell you my aunt Martha died in this bed?

You can cook too, right?

Its nice being in bed with a woman I DONT have to inflate

:pfft: :pfft: :pfft:

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