Why do men die first?

[Big_Louie]

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation....

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, its male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If SHE asks you, it's a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and sexy underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.

Why do men die first?

Because they want to!

[Eddy]

Co-signed!

[biggurl27]

haha excellent! Oh you boys are so hard done by

[GreekAdonis]

Haha nice one! :pfft:

Reminds me of a debate I was having with a female co-worker over which is more painful, childbirth or a kick in the nuts?

My arguement was a kick in the nuts is more painful because 2 years after I have been kicked in the nuts I dont think to myself, "Hmmm you know what? I could have another kick in the nuts"! :grin:

[laurasaur]

haha excellent! Oh you boys are so hard done by

lol agreed

[keats]

Lol, crackup

[Laver]

as a young aspiring male you haven't given me much to look forward to

And after a few beers this has been a fairly depressing post lol!

[Big_Louie]

as a young aspiring male you haven't given me much to look forward to

And after a few beers this has been a fairly depressing post lol!

Oh bud, I didn't mean to depress ya!

It's not too bad being a guy in my opinion. You'll meet a few ballbreaker's and mindf*cker's in your life but just pick and choose the women that have it together and it's all good. Two words: "Low maintenance!"

[laurasaur]

does low maintenance = hairy legs Big_Louie?

[GreekAdonis]

does low maintenance = hairy legs Big_Louie?

Haha Im not so fussed on low maintanance girls now!

Give me a girl with heaps of makeup, heaps of perfume and no body hair over an ugly, smelly, hairy girl any day! :grin:

[Big_Louie]

does low maintenance = hairy legs Big_Louie?

Haha Im not so fussed on low maintanance girls now!

Give me a girl with heaps of makeup, heaps of perfume and no body hair over an ugly, smelly, hairy girl any day! :grin:

Oh no, personal hygiene is an absolute must! As is heels, perfume, skirts, paddles, whips, dog collars etc... etc...

[Laver]

thats a sweet avatar of dorian there Louie

[laurasaur]

does low maintenance = hairy legs Big_Louie?

Haha Im not so fussed on low maintanance girls now!

Give me a girl with heaps of makeup, heaps of perfume and no body hair over an ugly, smelly, hairy girl any day! :grin:

Oh no, personal hygiene is an absolute must! As is heels, perfume, skirts, paddles, whips, dog collars etc... etc...

that doesn't sound very low maintenance

[Big_Louie]

Oh no, personal hygiene is an absolute must! As is heels, perfume, skirts, paddles, whips, dog collars etc... etc...

[severe]

we die first because we have to put up with women. :pfft:

[diamond]

The constant demands women put on men eventually wear us down so much that we don't really die, we just end up giving up.