THE NEXT BIG BREAKTROUGH

[Hennie]

Saw this on another board guys having a bogus supplement contest, quite good IMO:

From the company that brang you Saradrol and Mariabol, from the latest in research and extraction technology, Juicey-Gear Labs proudly presents, Winnar.

Scientific research backed to decrease body fat % by 50% in 80% of human test subjects, and 100% of animal models.(From those great guys who researched AST VP2).

When Juicy-Gear Labs decided to formulate Winnar, we cut no corners. With its scientific support, Winnar is literally the most powerful, extreme and effective fat-starving supplement ever created. Winnar utilizes a recently engineered macro-platform technology to stimulate the biochemical response involved in appetite suppression while sparing muscle glycogen and alleviating that full feeling so that you can still eat, we have accomplished this by mimmicking prescription medicine via legal loopholes. In plain English, Winnar acts like prescription meds but without side effects and is 100% effective at getting rid of fat. Winnar works, and the FDA cant touch us.... for about 3 months..... so stock up now!

One thing we are proud of, is Winnar doesn't contain the scam ingredients found in other fat burners. Stuff like Herbs. Why include herbs if there not drugs? What have herbs done for you lately????. The ingredients in Winnar do more than just give you an erection and make liquids go straight through you. They HATE fat more than a nurse at an obesity clinic. 67 years of mind numbing, scalp itching research has gone into Winnar. You can be sure that the ingredients that are in Winnar are there because they do something usefull: To be a complete synergistic blend of ingredients designed to be the ultimate bodybuilding fat loss suppliment. Many of the current fat-loss supplements on the market fall well short of containing the research-proven ingredients found in Winnar, most of the time companies will just throw in every herb that comes up on a google search in the hope that atleast one will work, the diffrence between them and us is that we at Juicy-Gear Labs have a team of monkeys who have a bachelors degree in google making sure everything we consider is going to do its job and not be a pill filler like most stuff you hand your hard earned cash over for.

This stuff will make you more ripped than a pair of shorts in a dog fight. With results occuring almost instantly, no oily lotions that stick to ur shirt, no GH gut, no red swollen skin and no mud butt, we have included extra ingredients which safely counter-act any side effects this suppliment will otherwise cause.

Ingredients

* 7-10-oxy-morono-rolonone-abol-18-keto

* Phentermine extract equivilent to 5mg Phentermine.

* Paracetamol 500mg

* 1-(3-ethyl-4-oxo-oxetan-2-yl)tridecan-2-yl 2-formylamino-4-methyl-pentanoate equiv. 300mg Orlistat.

* Loperamide Hcl

[mr natural]

lol, i hear the Paracetamol is the main active fat loss ingredient :pfft:

[AlBundy]

* 7-10-oxy-morono-rolonone-abol-18-keto

Side effect free, yet super effective, I find it ironic that oxy moron is in the chemical name of one of the igredients.