Gotta Laugh

[Johnboy007]

For any fellow males who think I sold out by posting this, harden the fcuk up. It is pretty funny even when your wife sends it to you :pfft:

Whys of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

FAQ

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

Q : Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual..'

[Gym rat]

What a classic crack up : .

[Flamer]

What do you do when your husband is running towards you with half his head blown off?

Calm down, take a deep breath, reload and aim again!

[BANNER]

THAT WAS A BRILLIANT READ :clap: :clap: :clap: i didnt think I could laugh that genuinely this close to comp HAHA cheers for that :pfft: :pfft: :pfft:

[Gym rat]

That made me laugh Flamer :pfft: :pfft: :pfft: :pfft: and thanks for that.

[biggurl27]

Yep Flamer that one is more my cuppa tea :pfft: