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Where does the fat go??????

witchazel

By witchazel
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witchazel Junior member

witchazel

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Soooo here we all are lifting and dieting our little hearts out so we must be shifting tonnes of FAT.. :D

But when we loose it, where does it go????? :-s

I figure that we all weigh ourselves first thing in the morning so the fat must slip off us under the cover of darkness sliding away during the night... but to where?? :shifty:

Does it all gather at the local pub and sit around discussing the last person it was attached to... "Yeah I know her, she used to love icecream but now its all gym, gym gym", "What about Him, he was my best mate and now he is only interested in chicken and salads"

My theory is that it hangs around in dark doorways waiting for some poor sod to stumble past with a pie and chips in their hands and then it follows them home so that when THEY get on the scales the next morning..... Hello fat! :doh:

Where do you reckon it goes????

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poos_n_wees Veteran member

poos_n_wees

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lol2.gif Witchazel... I got you lol. Everyone was talking about the crapper, and seeing how my username is uhh.. 'relevant' :oops: I had a feeling I'd get roped into it :?

When dieting, I like to think that at social gatherings or feasts where there's lots of food around, my fat will jump off my body in clumps invisible to the naked eye, slither on the floor all melty-like and evenly distribute itself into everyone else, melding into solid form onto their bodies.

I love teh Terminator 2.

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AgentOrange Veteran member

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why do you have gym rats avatar as yours, secret obsession?..im just better with words, you like pictures LOL

why so many "LOL" are you really always laughing out loud? you must just be sitting there pissing your self all day... i for one congradulate you the world needs happy people! Gym rat is a celebrity round here.. so what? who isnt a little celebrity obsessed?

anyway now i have answered you question may you please return the favor?

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