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muscles_from_russels Junior member

muscles_from_russels

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1. You cut the sleeves off all of your workout shirts.

2. You wear shorts that are tighter than most womens shorts.

3. You know where the best mirror is in the gym that shows your definition.

4. You tend to do most of your workouts in front of #6.

5. You literally read Bodybuilding magazines cover to cover.

6. You have face wrinkles from intense grunting and straining that normal people don't have.

7. If you happen to wake up at 3:00 a.m., you make yourself a protein shake.

8. You walk instead of run, sit instead of walk, lay down instead of sit, nap instead of lay down and sleep instead of nap just to give yourself more rest and recuperation time to grow.

9. You have more g-strings than your wife or girlfriend.

10. You can't stop yourself from squeezing a front abdominal shot in the

mirror when you are the only one in a public restroom.

11. Your wife or girlfriend has more body hair than you do.

12. Your abdominals are super ripped, but for "some reason" this area is so bloated that it bulges out further than your chest.

13. Donkey calf raises don't embarrass you anymore.

14. You prefer black and white photos of yourself instead of color.

15. You endorse supplements that you wouldn't even use yourself.

16. When you fly overseas, you pack cases of tuna in your luggage.

17. You know where the best corner of the gym is where the light above you shows off all of your serration's the best.

18. You pose more than 20 times a day in a mirror.

19. You eat tuna and rice for breakfast.

20. You have to tan year around.

21. You have realized and accepted that your "partying" days are now over.

22. You know the gram count of every known protein food source on the planet.

23. A rice cake contains more water in it than you do on the day of your competition.

24. Even your ass has serration's on it.

25. Your wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend just up and left you one day.

26. You have thrown up after doing heavy legs.

27. Your triceps sit out at 45 degree angles from resting on your huge lats.

28. Your tailoring costs more than your suits themselves.

29. You have to buy 40" waist slacks to accommodate your legs and have it tailored into a 32" waist.

30. You own or work at a gym.

31. You know every muscle in the body by scientific name as well as the correct spellings.

32. You take 9 times the daily recommended dosages on all of the supplements that you take.

33. You have to stay downstairs for 2 days after doing legs.

34. You have realized that you will now have to eat like this for as long as you want to stay this big.

35. You tend to buy smallish shirts.

36. Your workout shorts are almost "Daisy Dukes".

37. You always wear shorts under your pants just in case you have to flex a front quad pose.

38. Your hands are more callused than a bricklayer.

39. You constantly write to Bodybuilding magazines.

40. They have published your questions or comments!!

41. Your ass is as hard as your biceps.

42. You do or would lift at the airport gym if your delay was more than 2 hrs.

43. You can't drive after your leg workout.

44. You no longer worry about HOW MUCH you can lift.

45. You have several book cases full of old Bodybuilding magazines.

46. Getting "ripped" for you does not include drugs or alcohol.

47. You know that your only 2 choices are vanilla or chocolate.

48. You flex and over dramatize your hand gestures as you give somebody directions.

49. You are the only one who uses the squat rack for squats in your gym.

50. You tend to wear shorts on cold days.

51. Your food taste like card board.

52. You have a personalized weight belt.

53. You need wrist straps on all pulling movements.

54. You cook chicken by the bag.

55. You take 3 times the trips to the bathroom than normal people.

56. You own a copy of the movie "Pumping Iron" .

57. The local gym go'ers refer to you as "You know, That huge guy".

58. All of your short sleeve shirts stop between your upper bicep and your delt

59. Your honeymoon consisted of VIP tickets to a major Bodybuilding

competition.

60. Your Just.... Not.... Quite....... big or shredded enough yet.

61. Your kitchen counter is lined with containers of whey protein.

62. You warm up with more weight than most people work out with.

63. Thank goodness for "Grilled" at the fast food places

64. People are always asking you, "What do you do for your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ".

65. You pose several times as you shave and brush your teeth.

66. You can now make your pec muscles "Dance".

67. Your wrist watch alarm is set to go off every three hours to eat.

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3. You know where the best mirror is in the gym that shows your definition.

4. You tend to do most of your workouts in front of #6.

As in mirror number 6 I think it means :shifty:

Good call Gymrat, I think you are guilty of being on here at home and work haha

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6. You have face wrinkles from intense grunting and straining that normal people don't have.

7. If you happen to wake up at 3:00 a.m., you make yourself a protein shake.

8. You walk instead of run, sit instead of walk, lay down instead of sit, nap instead of lay down and sleep instead of nap just to give yourself more rest and recuperation time to grow.

16. When you fly overseas, you pack cases of tuna in your luggage.

26. You have thrown up after doing heavy legs.

29. You have to buy 40" waist slacks to accommodate your legs and have it tailored into a 32" waist.

33. You have to stay downstairs for 2 days after doing legs.

34. You have realized that you will now have to eat like this for as long as you want to stay this big.

38. Your hands are more callused than a bricklayer.

43. You can't drive after your leg workout.

44. You no longer worry about HOW MUCH you can lift.

50. You tend to wear shorts on cold days.

53. You need wrist straps on all pulling movements.

54. You cook chicken by the bag.

55. You take 3 times the trips to the bathroom than normal people.

56. You own a copy of the movie "Pumping Iron" .

60. Your Just.... Not.... Quite....... big or shredded enough yet.

61. Your kitchen counter is lined with containers of whey protein.

66. You can now make your pec muscles "Dance".

lol \:D/ managed to tick off a few of these :0 classic list

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47. You know that your only 2 choices are vanilla or chocolate.

True, true, true dat!

51. Your food taste like card board.

Also true

61. Your kitchen counter is lined with containers of whey protein.

And the internet protein shop is bookmarked in the browser

63. Thank goodness for "Grilled" at the fast food places

Check :D

In short, ROTFLMAO :lol:

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haha, Im sad to say I ticked off about 39, some I am close to as well. dont know weather to be proud or embarrassed, I can only put it down to after so many years of training I accumulate more and more of these traits. the funny thing is theres alot of people now doing donkey calf raises in our gym, yet people still look at your weirdly :pfft:

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