If you fart in the gym...

[TheGus]

I thought it was a myth!!! :shock:

[mr natural]

nope try it

[Cammo]

I've only farted in the gym once ..... unfortunately I didn't get away with it

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:pfft:

[muscles_from_russels]

Ever done the silent but violent when you're seated with groups of people on either side of you? You have to put on that 'curious but deeply perturbed' look - "Who did that? Who let that rip? Disgusting!" :clap: And the oscar goes to... Or should we say the Golden Rasperry?

[poos_n_wees]

ARGH Cammo!! Gawd I hate that pic

Being gassy on Leg days are awesome. Agree with LowFat.. the timing's gotta be right.. especially when you're being spotted. Sharing's caring!

[mr natural]

that pic is discusting even due to my standards!

[Luigi]

LOL at cup cake!!! i used to do that to my ex all the time.... maybe thats why shes my ex

[Cammo]

The leg press is what normally gets me going. Luckily there's a big industrial sized fan just above it that I always turn on - I like to share.

[poos_n_wees]

I hate it when there is noone else around so you think its ok to let out a sneaky fart. The stinky barstard lingers around for ages and then a couple of hotties happen to walk over and you're the only one around so they know it was you who stunk the place out! :oops:

[nzmusclemonster]

nope try it

Don't try it!!!!!!

I had a mate once do it and the backdraft from the flame burned his asshole to a crisp!!! Had to be taken to hospital and had a very painful recovery....

[Danomyte]

nope try it

Don't try it!!!!!!

I had a mate once do it and the backdraft from the flame burned his asshole to a crisp!!! Had to be taken to hospital and had a very painful recovery....

BWAHAHAHAHA DON'T EVER DO IT BARE BUTT!!!!!! :pfft:

Use boxers, they act like a protective shield for your a-hole :shock: :shifty:

Backdraft sounds painful :shock:

[Optimass]

nope try it

Don't try it!!!!!!

I had a mate once do it and the backdraft from the flame burned his asshole to a crisp!!! Had to be taken to hospital and had a very painful recovery....

BWAHAHAHAHA DON'T EVER DO IT BARE BUTT!!!!!! :pfft:

Use boxers, they act like a protective shield for your a-hole :shock: :shifty:

Backdraft sounds painful :shock:

... I have seen a pair of nylon shorts stuck to a mates puck after doing it ... i.d imagine silk boxers would get pretty hot too.

[Danomyte]

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... I have seen a pair of nylon shorts stuck to a mates puck after doing it ... i.d imagine silk boxers would get pretty hot too.

[Optimass]

Picture ... old lady ... no teeth ... puckering up!

[muscles_from_russels]

Anyone laugh so hard they've "Sharted?" :cry:

[fudoc5]

cammo that pic is nasty..took me a while to figure out wat it was.honestly i first thought it was a guys head being decaped until i read ur post :pfft: :pfft:

[Luigi]

Anyone laugh so hard they've "Sharted?" :cry:

no.... just you

[muscles_from_russels]

The hedgehog is getting curious! :shifty:

[Varven]

I find the two best times are just before the lift door opens and you exit :wink:

Yeah .. from experience: get your timing right, or you could have a dodgy curry, step right into the lift and have one leak out against the will of your rectal muscles.

With 41 floors left to go up, you know for sure no one in that lift can hold their breath long enough :grin:

[frogie2001]

i hate it when it happens during squat or leg press. even funnier when you can blame it on someone else though :pfft:

[greyghost]

Hack squat machine - lotta pressure gets built up.