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Sure signs of being a gym weenie?

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muscles_from_russels Junior member

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Make individual contributions to my weeniedom post. I want to make a huge list containing the ultimate weenie.

1)Do-rags or stocking caps

2) Spandex

3) gloves

3) grunting (loudly) so everyone knows you're working hard

4) Preacher Curling like there’s no tomorrow,

5) can't tell you what a hack squat was but could definitely tell you about the benefits of “forced reps” on the bench press

6) Guys who bench press 8 times a week, do a few curls and then go home.

7) doing the same arm workout as Ronnie Coleman

8) "Man, I love the leg press machine"

9) "I don’t put my feet on the floor when I bench press, because it makes me look bad"

10) "dang where are all the women tonight"

11) SUPER PET PEEVE: "I don’t want to get huge, I just want to tone"

12) "My legs get enough work on the treadmill"

13) "Man, did you see the strongman competition on TV those guys are fat"

14) "I like my hair cut short because it makes me look bigger"

15) The fanny pack.

16) "I don't need to dead lift, and besides it would hurt my back!" - yet they have never done them and they proceed to do a zillion sets of bicep curls, swinging like a chimpanzee using their back to do everything.

17) Guys that are the size of a bamboo cain who come in and do 1 set on bench then stand there for 30 mins posing in the mirror.

18) People who superset kickbacks with concentration curls ... or for that matter, anyone who actually DOES kickbacks and concentration curls!

19) The small guy at my gym that grunts like a mofo on every rep (I mean loud too, everyone in the gym can hear him) and then he'll pace around after he finishes a set to cool down/psych up for the next set? :pfft: Totally obnoxious, especially when he acts as if I'm in his way when I'm trying to rerack some heavy dumbells or something. Very funny to watch tho!

20) If you ask for a spot on a set of 18 reps!! :pfft:

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Classic gym weenie people walking in front while one is training in front of the mirrors while doing DB shoulder press.People talking on there cell phones in the gym and the bum bag I keep my wallet,cell phone but I have my phone of while I am training and my I pod which I have cranked up while i am training or doing cardio.

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Classic gym weenie people walking in front while one is training in front of the mirrors while doing DB shoulder press.People talking on there cell phones in the gym and the bum bag I keep my wallet,cell phone but I have my phone of while I am training and my I pod which I have cranked up while i am training or doing cardio.

leave them in the car or locker? how many other people do u see training in ur gym with bumbags?

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Arh who cares fanny packs are handy! Man I travelled all around Europe with one of those suckers. I saw this chick playing with her bum in the changing rooms and low and behold she had a pocket on her training shorts with her locker key in it thought that was rather snazzy. I connect my keys to my shoe laces so I sound like Christmas

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I connect my keys to my shoe laces so I sound like Christmas

oh, so your one of THOSE people :lol::lol:

and gymrat i agree with you it is very annoying and frustrating when some fool stands in front of you talking while trynna do db shoulder presses, gotta be the one exercise i need to see what my forms like.

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Also... Not de-loading weights or putting dumbbells away after they done with it.

Maybe their mum can help out do it for them...

This applies to the 'lil tank' at Massey uni gym who feels the need to leave the bounce plates scattered on the floor :naughty: (an attempt at crop circles maybe) I will have a word with him this evening :evil: :evil:

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Also... Not de-loading weights or putting dumbbells away after they done with it.

Maybe their mum can help out do it for them...

This applies to the 'lil tank' at Massey uni gym who feels the need to leave the bounce plates scattered on the floor :naughty: (an attempt at crop circles maybe) I will have a word with him this evening :evil: :evil:

lol - 'lil tank' - got photos?

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Also... Not de-loading weights or putting dumbbells away after they done with it.

Maybe their mum can help out do it for them...

This applies to the 'lil tank' at Massey uni gym who feels the need to leave the bounce plates scattered on the floor :naughty: (an attempt at crop circles maybe) I will have a word with him this evening :evil: :evil:

lol - 'lil tank' - got photos?

I would not want to give his HUGELY ENORMOUS EGO a stroke by doing so, but

he has been dubbed the 'asian lee priest' by some(I will add that I am not one of them, hence the reason I will have stern words with him this evening it these actions continue!) :pray:

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