the worst pumps from chewing food!

[mr natural]

not sure if this is gear related or not but i seem to get the worst pump's in my face when eating food.

around the temples and jaw.If i keep working on them they could be my best body parts lol.

does anyone else get this?hoping i don't end up lookin like jay cutler :pfft:

[Pseudonym]

You need soup.

That, or cooking lessons. :wink:

[mr natural]

where can i find a low carb high protein soup? lol, maybe a need to blend my solids like baby food.

[2guns]

hoping i don't end up lookin like jay cutler

ull look like an idiot instead

[mr natural]

hmmm i think i will need to shed some hair before i start to resemble you

[IronGame]

Yep just blend everything, just make sure you remove the bones before you blend that KFC party pack :wink:

[mr natural]

should i remove the skin? i hear thats the fattest part

[2guns]

should i remove the skin? i hear thats the fattest part

if its for u then yes, most definitly!

[mr natural]

i only eat kfc on weekends when preparing for a contest.

[Sakura]

A little bit of a chiseled jaw is nice Mr N, but yeah, you don't want it to get too big.

Have you noticed any actual size increase?

[mr natural]

more around the temples,when i stop chewing they pop out like after a good hard heavy set of bicep curls lol :-s

[biggurl27]

Don't take any hot chicks out on a dinner date then mate :wink: Save that freaky deaky stuff for your alone time :nod:

[mr natural]

haha,very wise words big girl

[eatme]

I have heard that many men who spread themselves around are more suseptable to contracting STD of the temples. Taking too many ladies out for dinner can do that. The reason for the increase in growth and the size of the temple can sometimes flare up when eating, only because when the disease was first contracted the jaw was moving rapidly after dining whilst joining her for "coffee" at hers or your residence.

When the male eats something such as food after such rigorous and repeatitive eating exersises with more than one woman... the symptoms reappear.

I hope this information is helpful in your quest to determining why you have such a hideous freakish condition. May help you to tone down on pimping yourself out to unfortunate female victims :naughty:

[mr natural]

maybe i might chew on you eat me and make them bigger.ironic name considering the subject matter huh eat me?

[biggurl27]

May help you to tone down on pimping yourself out to unfortunate female victims :naughty:

Mr Natural a man ho? Sheesh wonders will never cease.

Chew on eat me, what are you a canibal?

[eatme]

:clap: haha! Good one Biggurl! You have quick wit :wink:

Keep it up sounds like this guy needs to be put in his place.

You know what they say...treat em mean keep em keen.

No really on a serious note...I really do not understand why such an area around the noggin can be so inflamed after eating. Very intriguing... :shifty:

[disasterpiece]

Are you getting pumped up from eating sausages?

[Flamer]

Are you getting pumped up from eating sausages?

Ya know there is a place for this kind of talk - and it ain't here. In fact, there is a whole thread dedicated to it. Might I suggest you bugger off there to discuss sausages?

[disasterpiece]

Are you getting pumped up from eating sausages?

Ya know there is a place for this kind of talk - and it ain't here. In fact, there is a whole thread dedicated to it. Might I suggest you bugger off there to discuss sausages?

Might I suggest you get over it Flamer.

[deegee]

This area of the forum is for serious discussion and this thread is going way off topic.