Random Acts of Stupidity

[2guns]

i do have access to 2 computer, but i created that ministry of justice alias and got warned, wouldnt create another one then i mite get banned for good

[biggurl27]

All good mate :wink:

[2guns]

thats rite! suck my toes! :pfft:

[disasterpiece]

i do have access to 2 computer, but i created that ministry of justice alias and got warned, wouldnt create another one then i mite get banned for good

wud that bother u

[2guns]

the question is would it bother u?

[disasterpiece]

negative

[biggurl27]

thats rite! suck my toes! :pfft:

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[poos_n_wees]

*adjusts halo, and polishes shining armour* :grin:

negative

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Can't remember if I've already mentioned this somewhere else in the forum.. but one time I went to the gym wearing trackies that were too long for me (dragging on the ground even) and I went to do some squats. Unracked the bar and walked it out... but I must've been standing on the pants 'cos I went down for my first rep, and mooned the whole gym on my way back up.

EPIC FAIL.

You can't really pull them up quick when you've got a freaking barbell on your shoulders. Hated my life that day \:D/

[biggurl27]

Ooh bugger, not a good look poos!

One thing I have learnt is not to walk between treadmills, some muppet was doing lat raises whilst walking and I walked between the treadmills, got sconed in the head, fell over and got a egg on my head for my troubles. I could have killed the skinny little runt with her 2kg dumbells I was sooo sore and mortally embarrassed!!

[biggurl27]

Yep I've been dorking it up again! Today at the gym, this one time at band camp.... asked the gymmie for a spot with my bench which was all good, then he asked if I want a spot on incline, I said nar I'll be alright dropped it on my head last time, surely I won't do it again, I did and had to slip my head under. :doh:

Gym was pretty quiet nobody about. So I was singing loudly and having a dance between sets to Michael Jackson....as you do... Gymmie caught me "looks like you're having a good time" he said. :doh:

Then after my workout, nice quiet gym yeah I might bust out some poses in the mirror, no ones here, alas I got caught again and got a giggle :doh: bummed out 3 times in one work out session!!!

[Gym rat]

I have put my cell phone through the wash by mistake .When went put my cloths in the dryer I saw my cell phone in the washing machine I felt very bummed out and I had other various words running through my mind as well so I had to buy a new phone.

[Luigi]

umm lol we talking about the gym or just stupid acts in general ? coz i got plenty of the second one.

[nzmusclemonster]

I used to have my rice cooker at work and one brain dead day I went to put my rice on.... and for some reason put the rice cooker in the microwave and melted both appliances :doh:

[mrgeeky]

hmm, not my act and not so much random, but you gotta love it. 5 younger guys all working out at the gym together. They move on to the bench press (smith machine). Smallish guys, and they load the plates up with about 70kg a side. No way was this guy going to lift it by himself. Ok, one stands over the top of him so they bench presser could stare up his shorts and allow him to help lift (spot). The other two grab either side of the bar to help spot him too. So now three spotters in total, while the 5th guy stands on the side line to cheer the benchpresser on. They proceed to lift the weights for the guy that was benchpressing. The 4 of them struggled through about 10 reps. lol, jeeze it was funny. I think the spotters all got a harder work out than the person bench pressing. Ok, then the next ones turn. They all took 3 sets each then moved on to the next exercise. . Crazy.

[autechre]

bummed out 3 times in one work out session!!!

Just another day in the life eh? :grin: *runs away*

I did the take weights off one side thing with an EZ-bar after I had put it back on the rack. Of course it fell off & clanged on the floor, luckily no-one was really paying attention.

Saw a guy doing bench yesterday without any clips on the bar and one side was slipping further & further out as he unevenly pushed the bar up. I was so hoping the weights would fall off, but no such luck :twisted:

[disasterpiece]

Saw a guy doing bench yesterday without any clips on the bar and one side was slipping further & further out as he unevenly pushed the bar up. I was so hoping the weights would fall off, but no such luck :twisted:

I saw someone do that to except that weights actually did fall off... then he put the weights back on without safety clips lol

[blairandkelly]

every now an then ill be unloading the leg press and without noticing ill be reloading it , if you can understand that

[Gym rat]

every now and then I seem to walk over and put 12.5kg in the 20kg db rack.Then I think to myself bugger wrong spot.