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He can't inject for shit

Can u tell us how to do it then?

I couldn't, but after reading that I can tell you how not to inject :lol:

Also the guy in the story must be eating some budget arse tuna at only 13gs of protein per serving lol and no meats during his cycle. No wonder he lost it all after a couple days.

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He can't inject for shit

Can u tell us how to do it then?

I couldn't, but after reading that I can tell you how not to inject :lol:

Also the guy in the story must be eating some budget arse tuna at only 13gs of protein per serving lol and no meats during his cycle. No wonder he lost it all after a couple days.

Well then how do you know it is the wrong way to inject MrsWelly?
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rotangs on wrote:

Ministry of Jutice wrote:

He can't inject for shit

Can u tell us how to do it then?

I couldn't, but after reading that I can tell you how not to inject :lol:

WTF who doesn't know how to inject it's not exactly rocket science! :naughty: If there is anyone on this forum who doesn't know the basics they should maybe try a different sport

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do you reckon that you could lose 13lbs of just water in one night though??

I always thought the average mortal micturates (yeah that means pisses!) about 300mL, pretty sure BBers forcing water in by the litre probably exceed this value. However even if on average he pissed 500mL he would be up 11 times in the night (with a bit lost thru sweat/respiration)!! (13lb = 5.9kg = 5.9 Litres approx).

Some of the other bits of the article also seem a bit suspect, kinda like he read a text book and listed all the adverse effects he could and wrote around them!! E.g:

"And not just my head: the hairs on my arms and legs, even my testicles, were falling out. Not a single follicle seemed firmly moored to my skin"

I always thought AAS / DHT acted on the scalp receptors in particular eccentuating male pattern baldness, but promoted other male secondary characteristics such as body hair??? Comments anyone??

"the physical sensation was beyond horrible. I felt this rude clenching inside my scrotum, like a pair of tiny hands had grasped the spermatic cords and tightened into fists. It happened that fast"

I cant comment on this first hand but I've never heard anyone say the felt their nuts shrink before!!! Only ever happened to me when hitting an early morning surf mid winter!!

Can anyone add to this from experience??

"Another sleepless night, a week later, I felt a ridge on my forehead. Cranial swelling - most often a neanderthal-like ridge forming above the brow - is commonly associated with the steroid HGH, or Human Growth Hormone, originally made from the crushed pituitary glands of fresh cadavers. But cranial swelling assumes many forms: in addition to 'caveman brow', some users find semi-solid lumps forming on their foreheads. Some lumps grow to the size of hard-boiled eggs, at which point they require surgical removal.

The next morning, an inspection in the bathroom: was that a slight swelling across the top of my eyebrows? It seemed impossible - this only happens in extreme cases. My own perceived bulge wasn't altogether solid, sort of mushy, but as I smoothed my fingers across my forehead I had this terrifying sense that my bone structure had been somehow altered"

Sounds like he's talked himself into the side effects of GH, without even using it! I guess facial odema is a relatively common side effect of some medications, including AAS which may mess with Na+ / K+ balance.

"My urine took on a disturbingly rich hue, like cask-aged brandy"

Michalik's rather famous account described it as like coca cola, maybe the journo's research is showing through in his writing?

"That oil I shot into my hip weeks ago had not dissolved. The deep pain convinced me I'd developed an abscess. In effect, I've got a pouch of month-old oil inside my hip, walled off by my immune system. If I'm lucky it's sterile, but if not it is infected, the surrounding tissue gone necrotic.

I decide to drain it myself by injecting an empty needle and drawing out the stale oil. My hope is it's still liquid; if it's congealed and lard-like, I'll need medical attention.

The needle sunk into the pocket of infected tissue. The pain was expected and surprisingly bearable. I drew back the plunger and got only a few drops of clear broth. I disconnected the syringe and left the needle jutting out, applying pressure to the surrounding skin. Blood so dark it was almost black dripped down my thigh. Disgusting and more than a little scary, but the pressure subsided. When I'd squeezed as much out as I could, I filled another syringe with sterile water, attached it to the needle still stuck in my skin, injected it, then unclipped the syringe and squeezed most of the water out"

Again sounds way too much like Mr Valentino's tirades - can you imagine someone who had only been using needles for a few weeks attempting this kinda shit!! I for one couldn't stomach the self surgery shit that this guys professing to have done. Thoughts?

Overall an interesting read, but I'm more than a little bit suspect as to the authenticity of the story. But who knows?

Nate

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Every drug has risk and this needs to be assessed before taking it. This article stretches the facts way beyond truth. Anabolic Steroids have been used in medicine for around 60 years with miraculous results for those that need them and yes they can be taken very safely so as to minimize any of the possible side effects. Go check out the list of possible side effects from taking Vitamin C, or check out how many people die from illness related to miss-use or overdose of Paracetamol and it will put anabolic steroid abuse into a totally different context. In the right dose for the correct purpose the positive effects of taking anabolic steroids far exceed any possible side effects. "Right Dose" being the operative word and education and research is very important before considering taking hormones such as anabolic steroids.

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Every drug has risk and this needs to be assessed before taking it. This article stretches the facts way beyond truth. Anabolic Steroids have been used in medicine for around 60 years with miraculous results for those that need them and yes they can be taken very safely so as to minimize any of the possible side effects. Go check out the list of possible side effects from taking Vitamin C, or check out how many people die from illness related to miss-use or overdose of Paracetamol and it will put anabolic steroid abuse into a totally different context. In the right dose for the correct purpose the positive effects of taking anabolic steroids far exceed any possible side effects. "Right Dose" being the operative word and education and research is very important before considering taking hormones such as anabolic steroids.

.... depressing .... first steriods .... then ecstasy ..... and now vitamin c and paracetamol are under the spot light! f*ck it I'm hiding my postage stamps under the bed :twisted:

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