classic diet

[mclovin]

I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at pak n save and was standing in line at the check-out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??

[The Legend Killer]

Did this really happen? That would've been classic.

[mclovin]

true story :wink: (not me personally), its well worth a share i think

[Truds]

Love it! :pfft:

[deeepsouth_nz]

Ive noticed that people on the checkout ask some truely gormless questions...maybe thats the mundane nature of the job....or the intelligence of the people it attracts

[ngapuhi strong]

i bought 56 cans of tuna other day at pak n slave, the girl asked me if i like tuna :roll: :roll: :roll:

[diamond]

classic. :pfft:

[2guns]

i bought 56 cans of tuna other day at pak n slave, the girl asked me if i like tuna

myabe she thought u might own a cattery.... did u smell like animals?

[deeepsouth_nz]

Its wrong that they dont bat an eyelid however when they see an obese person with their trolley loaded full with chocolate, fizzy etc etc.

Do they ask them - 'do you like crap food?!', 'are you trying to get fatter?!'......I would but then I probably wouldnt be working there very long.

Sad but Ive been standing there many a time looking at peoples trollies going holy shit, is it just me or is that wrong?! But this has become the norm it seems in our society, whereas the healthy people get singled out :roll:

[Manu]

I guess there's a plus to having 'shop n go', scan your own stuff, then you don't get the stupid questions at the checkout. I never get smartarse comments when I buy a 20kg sack of rolled oats and 10kg bag of rice from Bin Inn :pfft:

[Truds]

This is all too true. If your trolley is full of healthy foods you (a) get looked at like you're a freak and (b) end up spending way more money than the fat so behind you with a trolley full of sh*t food. :evil:

[AlBundy]

Who cares what someone else thinks of your shopping cart?

[IronGame]

Who cares what someone else thinks of your shopping cart?

Yeah just lend them your handy pocket mirror and tell them to take a good look at themself :pfft:

[ngapuhi strong]

i bought 56 cans of tuna other day at pak n slave, the girl asked me if i like tuna

myabe she thought u might own a cattery.... did u smell like animals?

now that i think about it i may have smelt like pussy that day :pfft: :pfft:

[2guns]

now that i think about it i may have smelt like pussy that day

we dont wanna hear bout yr beastiality stuff on here :pfft:

[poos_n_wees]

I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at pak n save and was standing in line at the check-out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

Behold, Captain Obvious.

Your reply was golden... nicely done