muscle asylum project (muscle tech?) freak fix :pfft:

[vracula]

LOL check out the ad,click on the video link . LOL.WTF.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/map/freakfix.html

supposedly made by the same company that makes muscletech

so i was just checking out some protein powders in a mag and thought id check the price on this,saw the ad and lets just say,i wont be buying it.LOL.

still cracks me up.

2 Lbs. Chocolate Blackout

Supplement Facts

Serving Size2Scoops(64g)

Servings Per Container14

Amount Per Serving % Daily Value*

Calories 260

Calories From Fat 80

Total Fat 9g 14%

Saturated Fat 2g 10%

Trans Fat 0g †

Cholesterol 75mg 25%

Total Carbohydrate 11g 4%

Dietary Fiber 1g 4%

Sugars 3g †

Protein 34g 68%

Calcium 210mg 21%

Iron 0.3mg 2%

Sodium 130mg 5%

Freak Fix™ Proprietary Blend (Featuring Wave Pulse Technology™) 6.5g † :roll:

Muscle SYN™ Extreme Muscle Protein Synthesizer †

Creatine Monohydrate †

Sunflower Oil †

L-Leucine †

L-Leucine Alpha-Ketoglutarate †

L-Glutamine †

Glutamine Alpha-Ketogutarate †

L-Isoleucine †

L-Isoleucine Pyroglutamate †

Taurine †

Taurine Alpha-Ketoglutarate †

L-Valine †

L-Valine Alpha-Ketoglutarate †

N-Acetyl L-Cysteine †

L-Norvaline †

Metabolic Inferno™ Severe Metabolic Composite †

Picamilon HCL †

Flax Oil Powder(as Linum Usitatissiumum)(Seed) †

Supplying Essential Fatty Acids (EFAs) Including Omega-3

Medium Chain Triglycerides(as MCT's) †

Conjugated Linoleic Acid †

Green Coffee Extract(as Coffee Arabica)(Seed) †

Standardized For 25% Chlorogenic Acid

Cinnamon Extract(as Cinnamomum Cassia Blume)(Bark) †

Standardized For 40% Polyphenols

N-Acetyl-L-Carnitine HCL †

Strength Fix™ Bone-Crushing Strength Enhancer :pfft: †

Betaine HCL †

Alpha-Amino L-Butyrate

Notice To Users: By applying the latest advancements in nutramolecular theory, MAP scientist developed Wave Pulse Technology™ - designed to take advantage of, and improve upon, dynamic nutrient transport. Years ahead of its time, this patent-pending, groundbreaking innovation leverages a precise portion of strategically scaled molecular compounds engineered to invade your body in a rapid chemical priority. This delivery system is not a time released process. Wave Pulse Technology is built to initiate rapid nutrient delivery and uptake for abnormal muscle size and strength.

Caution: Keep out of reach of aerobics instructors, yoga teachers, and wannabe bodybuilders. Freak Fix™ can cause an instant taste dependency, which is extremely difficult to kick. Always store Freak Fix in a safe place, especially from your training partner. Don't use this product unless your sole purpose in life is to become a FREAK.

extremely expensive as well :roll:

[Luigi]

http://www.nzbb.co.nz/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2850

thread on this a while back... the idiots that must buy this stuff... lol

[vracula]

http://www.nzbb.co.nz/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2850

thread on this a while back... the idiots that must buy this stuff... lol

I feel like such an idiot even for searching for the product.

[boostinggtir]

Yea, you can tell that the adds are trying to appeal to idiots. Claims like 500 times the mass with in two days. :pfft:

[nicksmith3]

Freak Fix™ Proprietary Blend (Featuring Wave Pulse Technology™) 6.5g †

Muscle SYN™ Extreme Muscle Protein Synthesizer †

Metabolic Inferno™ Severe Metabolic Composite †

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Strength Fix™ Bone-Crushing Strength Enhancer

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WOW! :shock: I want mind blowing pulse pumps using the new severe metabolic composite, along with bone crushing strengh while im synthesing massive amounts of muscle with my new tub of Freaky fix! :shock: :shock:

Where can i buy some!? :shock: :nod: :shock: