Home from work very earlier today...

[SoaringSwine]

A pair of pants I haven't worn in a while felt particularly tight today. So it shouldn't have come as a surprise to me when I squatted down to pick something up that the arse ripped open! Just measured my thighs and I've added 4-5cm... no wonder.

Looks like I'm having a self enforced half mental health day from work until my other pants get out of the dryer.

[teamfatboy]

A pair of pants I haven't worn in a while felt particularly tight today. So it shouldn't have come as a surprise to me when I squatted down to pick something up that the arse ripped open! Just measured my thighs and I've added 4-5cm... no wonder.

Looks like I'm having a self enforced half mental health day from work until my other pants get out of the dryer.

Yep, but better to find out you've added muscle - a shed-load of muscle - than to find out they were too baggy, right :nod:

[SoaringSwine]

Definately. Plus I think I should be able to guilt trip my mum into buying another pair.

[diamond]

you sure it's not just your ass thats gotten bigger :pfft:

[Dumbelldog]

you sure it's not just your ass thats gotten bigger :pfft:

Ha ha nice.

[SoaringSwine]

I've heard better jokes today

[Josie]

LOL, wardrobe malfunction :pfft:

Good on ya for building the beef.

[diamond]

I've heard better jokes today

lets hear one then.

[mclovin]

been bustin some ass in the gym aye bro :pfft:

[SoaringSwine]

Pretty much similar variations. Typically including the words; "split", "banana", "fart" etc.

The wittiest I thought was this one:

"Hey David, I heard you've given up that full body routine and have finally taken up a split"

[mclovin]

look at it this way at least you werent at the gym in the middle of a deep bad ass squat , commando i might add ...and kaboom she goes on ya .... bannana split comes to mind :pfft:

[SoaringSwine]

I did that with trackies the other day. Only a little split though. That's why I normally train in shorts

[Destruction]

until my other pants get out of the dryer.

See, there is your problem. You having putting your pants in the dryer for too long.

[SoaringSwine]

I never put my pants in the dryer usually. Had no choice because I needed a clean, dry, non-ripped pair!